Kate, Tim & Marty

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about the lady that has been accused of being a Chinese spy in Canberra. Plus!  Will we ever be invaded by China?  LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back and ready to ruin your appetite — turns out Gen Z might be cancelling mushrooms, prawns, and vegan cheese (fair).Then it’s your calls about how your pets “departed”… yes, someone said insinkerator. Oasis fans break a beer record (of course they did), and we spin the Wednesday Wheel where Joel proves he absolutely cannot spell “algae.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys: The VMAs nominations are out! Katy Perry deals with a fainting fan on stage! Jamie-Lee Curtis has defended Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson's rumoured relationship The Howard Stern Show is set to be cancelled after 20 years on SiriusXM See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alright Gen Z, we need a word. A new survey's revealed the top 10 foods you're refusing to eat — and now they’re apparently at risk of going extinct.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coke, crypto, cult pop icons — it’s a chaotic one today, betch. We kicked off with the town in Mexico that’s so obsessed with Coca-Cola they’re putting it in baby bottles and religious ceremonies. Ricki’s still frothin’ over the Bitcoin guy who accidentally binned $1.5 billion (yes, with a B). Then, in the Glossys, Sir Ian McKellen can’t quite get Charli XCX’s pronouns right, Donald Trump’s going rogue on Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift (it’s giving retired Facebook dad energy), and Drake’s birthmark now has a muse. Plus, we asked Grok who’s famous and watching us — turns out Denzel might be frothin’ over Tim.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking one of the biggest stuff-ups in human history: a bloke in Wales has finally given up searching for a hard drive he accidentally chucked out with 8,000 Bitcoin on it. That’s more than a billion bucks in the bin. Ricki reckons she could’ve found it in 30 minutes, Joel’s still recovering from nearly losing his wedding ring, and Tim’s ready to launch a ride-share just to prove a point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Donald is back in the headlines after latching onto Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad — but not before asking if she’s a Republican. Once confirmed, he declared it the “hottest ad out there,” then turned around and absolutely roasted Taylor Swift, saying she was “booed out of the Super Bowl” and is “no longer hot.” Yep… the former president is beefing with a pop star over jeans. My. Jeans. Are. Blue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Ricki gives us all the goss from her glitzy Logies night—including a confetti-related autocue disaster and a very serious panty situation. Joel loses it over the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills heading to Melbourne (he’s already fluffing cushions for them), and we discover that Australia has a national skipping team?! Plus, we dive into your wild messages in Mailbag, check in on Orlando Bloom’s cheeky response to trolls, and Joel shares how he accidentally vacuumed up his engagement ring. Yes, really.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee had her Logies moment stolen thanks to a confetti bomb courtesy of Richard Marx’s performance. While trying to present live on stage with Manu, Ricki ended up squinting through stage fog and glitter-drenched autocues like she was decoding Morse code. Add a thick emergency panty mission, a gown that doubled as a red carpet speed bump, and some cheeky shoutouts from Hans and the Today team, and you've got the most glamorous hostage situation in Logies history. Throw in Jimmy Barnes, Yelena Dokic, some cheeky Pang, and a few sus snubs—this year’s Logies had it all… even if Idol didn’t win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes the thing you thought was super cool a decade ago just doesn't hold up as well as you would have thought. We're talking tattoo regrets! Maybe that cheap stick and poke wasn't such a great idea.... Plus, what's the fresh reason this man has had to make an awkward trip to the ER for?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Thurrrrrsday!! Today we're talking life-changing moments and showing some love to our four-legged animal mates. Rumour has it Katy Perry’s got a new flame (thanks Glossy), and we’re asking the big questions—like who should welcome the aliens? Our vote’s Oprah. Oh, and Sonia Kruger’s swinging by for Quickdraw. Let’s go!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about Australia's social media ban and finds out how it will work and what the pros and cons are.  Plus! Will Australia let 16-year-olds vote?! LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki’s had it—working out with her partner is officially off the table, and honestly, we get it. The team launched into the craziest celeb couples of all time (Tom Cruise and Cher still lives rent-free in our heads), then got into it with a wild new lawsuit involving Coldplay. Trump's swinging back at Stephen Colbert, and the Age Game returnsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dove headfirst into the craziest celeb couples—from Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson (yes, really) to Tom Cruise and Cher (what in the 80s fever dream?). There’s speculation around Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, and we took a detour through Angelina Jolie’s trampoline room and Kris Jenner’s $250K facelift.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back and firing with hot takes and questionable facts. Mario and Peach are not dating (awkies), Elon’s Tesla Diner is falling apart and apparently being bilingual makes you richer, smarter and hotter. We also found out millennials are officially the drunkest generation (cheers to that), Gen Z are sipping soda, and yes, there’s a real fish called an Assfish.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elon Musk’s brand-new Tesla diner is barely a week old and already making headlines—for all the wrong reasons. A woman copped a sunshade to the head while munching on her robot-delivered burger, and now she’s suing. No blood, but plenty of legal drama.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s official: after nearly 40 years of rumours, Nintendo has confirmed that Mario and Princess Peach are not an item. Just mates. And honestly? With Mario still living upstairs at his parents’ house in a shared room with Luigi, who can blame her? We deep into fictional crushes—from Mufasa’s BDE to Miss Piggy’s chaotic charm—and the horny hotline does not disappoint. One caller is hot for Mickey Mouse. Another? The fox from Zootopia. We’re not here to judge… but wow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki is fired up, betch—and it’s all because of the Triple J Hottest 100. Let’s just say, she’s not handing out any "oh that’s gorgeous" stickers for that countdown. We unpack the wild story of a teacher booted for making students Macarena mid-class, check in on Destiny’s Child’s onstage reunion, and gasp as a podcaster tries KFC for the very first time. Ricki also gives a chef’s kiss to what she says is a 10/10 movie with no notes (hint: Happy Gilmore gets a sequel). Plus, we deep dive into the world’s hottest priests. Say it with us now: oh that’s gorgeous.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A UK teacher has been banned from ever teaching again after showing up to class completely sloshed. Students say she was drinking from a bottle, smelled like a pub floor, called them “little sh*ts,” and—because why not—made them dance the Macarena. Health class? More like drunk aerobics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, Destiny’s Child is back, baby! Beyoncé blew the roof off her final Cowboy Carter Tour show in Vegas by reuniting with Kelly and Michelle on stage. They mashed up Energy, Lose My Breath, Bootylicious and Break My Soul, while Jay Z and Shaboozey also made surprise appearances. Meanwhile, Oprah, Gayle and Kris Jenner were spotted losing it in the crowd—and Matty Healy’s mum is low-key thrilled not to be Taylor Swift’s mother-in-law. Oh, and G Flip and Chrishell just threw a medieval wedding. Lord Flipo, your princess awaitsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.