Kate, Tim & Marty

Sylvia tries her hand at Joel Jivin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show talking bad date ideas and we show Sylvia our famous Chicken Twisty.... Joel calls himself a "Broadcaster" and we discuss Magic tricks that go wrong. We then ask the big question... Have you ever had a Chilly Willy?! We talk Dads and what they made us do. Then Sylvia tries her luck at Joel Jivin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let’s try this again. Joel yells a movie plot, Tim and Sylvia have to yell out the correct answer. Best of five, wins!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Tims Word Alarm!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for the week in review!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly what it says on the Tin! All our best bits from the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with a song by The Killers, then we chat about Sports Tanties. We ask what the best themed restaurant you’ve been to is, and we really stop down to Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On. Then we ask How F***ed Was The Ferry? After a video took us by surprise (see it here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CaFuKGDID7A/) We cover some Ed Sheeran and Nicole Kidman news in the Glossy’s. We award another $50K Fridays winner. We take some calls from Friday afternoon Ubers! Then, back by popular demand, it’s Tim’s Word Alarm! We award our Caller of the Week and Week in Review.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the 3pm hour! The guuuyyys were discussing some pulled pork recipes then barbeque etiquette. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with a brand new opener, and Kate’s not sure how she feels about it, and we cover off yesterday’s toenail-gate. Then we chat cheaters and graffiti artists, where Joel admits that revenge is the only thing that’s getting him out of bed. Do you have an unusual allergy? We discover a person who is allergic to sessions. We ask what you can’t stop watching, and explain “Mucus Fishing”. Then we practise some eulogy stuff and ask if a certain sport gives you the horn. The top dog reads us the Quick Draw rules. The Simone Holtznagel takes on Joel in Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the story of a pig getting chased from a pub. But Blackers educated Joel on boar taint…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with a hungover Joel discovering some rogue toenails in the studio. Then we ask what do you do hungover? We go further into the grotty stuff and ask what you accidentally ate and had some icky stories from callers. We discuss Kanye’s penchant for using ALL CAPS on his Instagram posts. We cover some James Corden news in the Glossy’s. Then it’s onto some more gross stuff: NAVAL STONES. What are they? Why do you need to clean your belly button. All the hard-hitting stuff in here. Then it’s the Wednesday Wheel and we spun up Radio From Around The World! We play Word Alarm from our German radio friends in Hamburg. Is the Colugo the worst animal in the world or is it cute?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boys Club is back! Joel and Tim discuss the lunchbox.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show recapping some Valentine’s day stories, including Kanye’s grand gesture for his ex-wife. Then we ask if your boss is a jerk after North Korea’s leader threw some employees into a labour camp for displeasing him. Then we chat ghost stories!! We cover some Glossy’s on the big screen including Kanye’s break-up, and Whoopi’s return to The View. Then we talk about Big Butts, do you like them? Do they stop you from dating? We cover off some funny business in a Perth fountain then ask what f*cked the flight. We play Joel Jivin’ The ‘Super Bowl’ Edition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate brings us up to date with new music!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show talking about Valentine’s Day plans, then we go through some foods that get you in the mood. Kate teaches us how to stop yourself from crying, and we wonder where Welcome Home sheets over overpasses ever went… We open up the Mailbag and Tim has some new audio of Lady Gaga in House Of Gucci, we cover another mispronunciation of ‘bald’, and the hot purple Wiggle. Adele was spotted clubbing and pole dancing in London, just a week after she cancelled her Las Vegas residency. We cover off Kanye West’s bizarre Instagram posts in the Glossy’s. We ask if you love special occasion sessions, then go through some sex toys from an article Kate read. It’s World Radio Day! Kate was not very excited. Then we chat push presents, did you get one? Then we ask Who Is Paid Too Much?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Exactly what it says on the Tin! All our best bits from the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with some menopause chat from the one and only Kate Ritchie. Then we reminisce on Pre-Joel times when we were in Vegas and people thought Tim was Kate’s son. Who do we think looks like the married couple in the line up now? We ask about plane upgrade etiquette, and Tim tells us the well-known story of James Corden on a plane with his wife and child. We ask what did you vomit into? Tim claims to not be a vomiter, which is quickly debunked. We play Quok ‘n’ Roll then cover some big Glossy news. Have you ever been busted bitching? Kate accuses Tim of being the biggest bitch of the group. We chat to the guys from Peking Duk! We try out a new game where Joel yells movie plots.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natalie Bassingthwaighte drops by for Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with some body confidence from Joel then ask What Gets The Girls? We unpack everyone’s favourite breeds of dogs. Then we play a 60 Minutes promo featuring our mate Karl, margarita in hand. We cover off Nelly who accidentally posted a VERY raunchy video to his Instagram stories… Then we cover off some Gaga, Sophie Monk and Quentin Tarantino news in the Glossy’s. We ask how long you were trapped after and Indian man was trapped on a cliff for two days before being rescued. Joel regales us with a story about people getting stuck in a lift during his comedy set/ Then the lovely Nat Bass takes on Kate in Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.