Kate, Tim & Marty

We kick off the show chatting all about Eurovision, Joel jets off to Italy to host the Australian coverage of the Eurovision song contest with Myf Warhurst. Then we forget all about Julia Stiles from 10 Things I Hate About You and ask 'What's the most iconic movie of the 90s?' Then it's Cinco De Mayo! Kate tells us about her Tequila trick and they guuuys tell some tequila jokes... We cover a big Madonna story in the Glossy's. Then we award another $10K A Day In May winner! Do you like to dress up? A couple reportedly makes bank dressing up as Tarzan and Jane on OnlyFans. Then the lovely Myf Warhurst joins us to take on her Eurovision co-host Joel in Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the 3pm hour and we couldn’t go past the photo that Prime Minister Scott Morrison posted to his socials…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate and Joel gang up on Tim and accuse him of being a cranky-bum. Then Tim gets his revenge by roasting Kate’s jumper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with Kate insisting that her and Kate Middleton would be mates. Then Kate walks us through how polite she is to her car. We ask “Who Do You Think You Look Like From Behind?” and some suggestions like Harry Styles, Tom Ballard, Jess Rowe, Eva Longria and Reba McEntire were thrown around. Then we go through some Met Gala looks. We cover some Glossy’s on the big screen. Then it’s into $10K A Day in May and Joel staunchly defending Lady Gaga. We discover why Kate loves her postman Shane so much… Then a new public farter! (Check out the video on our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CdFmkaTFROL/ ) Then we ask if you’re short & proud! We play Round Two of the (Brackets) Edition for Joel Jivin’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the 3pm warm up hour and wow-ee. We got through a lot. Qantas announced its non-stop Sydney to London flights, and Joel – our resident ‘Plane Guy’ – told us his favourite plane. Then the lovely Sally got on the phone and complimented us A LOT. The Joel talks about not being able to sleep and his Shakti mat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with a bit of chat around Joel’s comedy show last week, then we start the countdown to Va-June. People are shocked to find out what echidna penises look like, as if we didn’t cover this a year ago! Then Captain Obvious arrives… We open up the Mailbag for the first time in about four weeks, and we rename the producers our “lackeys”. Then we discuss Pete Davidson getting tattoos of his girlfriend’s kids initials. Then we cover some Top Gun news in the Glossy’s. We award our first $10K A Day in May winner. Then a scorned man puts his ex-fiance’s wedding dress on Facebook marketplace for a fiver. Then we cover the stats on sessions from Vice. We talk about the Best TV Finale Ever and uncover that Kate’s Home & Away castmate WhatsApp group is called ‘The Diner’.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys looked to muscle in on Kate's kids books with their own!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BEST of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and only Hamish Blake returns for a round of Quick Draw redemption against the queen herself, Kate Ritchie. Will he come out victorious again….See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off your day with occupations to ‘avoid’ dating and Tim reckons FIFO workers are definitely on the list. Then Joel shares some UDL tales and fills Kate and Tim in on The Wiggles and Lil Nas X  Twitter exchange that made headlines today. After, we ask when you blamed it on the dog and Kate shares a horror lip filler story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back after another ‘awful’ long weekend and would you expect anything less than another loose 3pm hour? Tim tells Kate and Joel about his epic weekend, plus the team reminisce on Australia’s Funniest Home Videos and get Kate to practice how she would host it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The title says it all...It does "exactly what it says on the tin"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel and Kate compete in Tim's Word Alarm on behalf of listeners Kyle and Julie. Who will win big and who will be the dirty, dirty loser?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel kicks off the show chatting about dud mates before Kate drops a tidbit; the surprising word she doesn't allow in her house. The guuysss test their stomachs chatting jacuzzi mishaps before diving into the goss about Adele, Liam Payne and Jason Momoa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel’s comedy rival or friend? We’re confused about his relationship with Becky Lucas when she returns to take him on in Quick Draw! Who will win?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim kicks off the show with some fam chat and fills Kate and Joel in on a recent trip he took to Australia Zoo. Then Kate has the boys shook with some vegan baby names (yes, really). The guuys also discuss some breaking news about Rihanna and A$AP Rocky’s trip to Barbados. And, of course we celebrate the Queen’s 96th birthday with songs we *cough* Tim’s think her Majesty would love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Wednesday Wheel is back and the guuuys spun up POVO! Tim gives Kate and Joel an item and the closest to guess the cost, without going over, gets a point! It’s a special ‘Costco’ edition this week after Joel revealed he’s actually a member.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with some driving disasters and discover why some listeners failed their driving tests. Then we head overseas and discuss a the French President’s saucy new pic (which Kate isn’t the biggest fan of). After, we get onto the act of ‘mooning’ and the guys have mixed thoughts about the one meal Kate Ritchie would eat for the rest of her life…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We may have been off for a week (or two) but the guuys are back with a b another loose 3pm hour. Kate, Tim & Joel discuss everything they missed during holidays and we even find out which team member got some new ink…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re baaack! The guys kick off the show with some good ol’ work chat and ask listeners to share how they kicked their 9 to 5 to the kerb! Then we get onto the topic of wedding disasters and discuss *this* poor Aussie bride. The country with the ‘biggest average peen’ has been revealed and Tim reckons Kate has found her next holiday destination… PLUS, ‘Joel Jivin’ returns with a special, Coachella edition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.