Kate, Tim & Marty

The BEST of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim chats to Taylor Hanson about their new music, becoming a father again, what they did during the pandemic and their new beer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys were live from Sovereign Hill in Ballarat today so we kicked things off with some Gold Digger! We discussed the Queen's Jubilee, bumped into the hilarious Ross Noble, spoke about getting the... Big 'D', jumped in the Jacuzzi and did all of our usual Friday bits! Plus we gave away Twenty Thousand Dollars in the great Australian Coin Hunt!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team are heading to Ballarat on Friday, and we workshop Kate’s outfit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show talking about Tim & Joel’s clashes in recent days… Is it the sexual chemistry? Then we follow up on Liam Payne’s wild calls about One Direction that have gone viral, and ask What’s Your Big Call. Joel slanders Tim’s love of Newtown in Sydney and Kate talks about a future book deal. Then we chat about a woman who’s gone viral for her weird body part. Then, the insane video of a cruise ship crashing into a dock in Jamaica. We cover the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard case in the Glossy’s. Then we ask what your life-long dream is. Joel loves banana splits, but Kate and Tim think that is CHILDISH. Joel recounts the time Tim mad an incoherent speech for Joel’s dad’s birthday. Then the lovely Costa Georgiadis joins us for Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with some more classic bickering from the boys. Then we chat about Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s tie choice that made the news. And we decide, you know what? Let’s chat to him about it. Albo jumps on the phone with us! Then we select another finalist for the Coin Hunt, then cover a big call from Liam Payne in the Glossy’s on the big screen. You ran into who where? We all practice our acting skills delivering the line “You ran into who, where?” Then we play the Insta Fame Game on the Wednesday Wheel. Then we chat about crying in the shower and motorised curtains.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the beauty of live radio. We put the call out to contact newly elected Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to do us a favour and update our Quick Draw rules (read by former PM Scott Morrison). And Albo gave us a call! He told us about the significance of his origami tie he’s been seen in lately. He was caught short before a press conference and borrowed it from Lionel Murphy, the Attorney-General in the Whitlam government. When he went to return it, he was told to keep it, so he wears it for special occasions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the 3pm warm up hour and it’s jam-packed with Kate’s MacBook, a Skype meeting gone wrong, Joel’s on the horn and some food hacks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with a continuation of the chat about threesomes, then Kate shows off her pants. We chat about ditching a big event, and sweet listener Kelly cops a classic Blackers prank on the end of the phone. We select another finalist for our Coin Hunt, then we ask if anyone has ever objected at a wedding. We cover some Johnny Depp news in the Glossy’s. Then award our final $10K A Day In May winner – Michael! Tim and Joel debate who has better taste, while all Kate wants to talk about is boosies. We cover Mona Lisa being cream-pied, then we chat online reviews. We play the Motion Picture Edition of Joel Jivin’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the 3pm warm up hour and Joel’s in Kununurra. We chat about biopics, threesomes and taxidermy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with Joel broadcasting from remote Kununurra, WA. Then we get into some Art Attack! We open up the Mailbag with a man assuring us he’s seen Kate at the gym, some gardening pics and another Nominative Determinism. We ask what you’ve climbed after a man in China climbed down the outside of a sky scraper. We cover some Kid Laroi news in the Glossy’s. We award our second-last $10K A Day In May winner. Then we ask if you like to ‘O’ outside after a couple in Cornwall were spotted fully going at it. Then we ask where you stash your adult content, and got a very graphic caller… Then we choose another finalist in the Great Aussie Coin Hunt.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BEST of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the 3pm warm up hour and we play Tim’s Word Alarm!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with Cream by Prince and an unfortunate isolated piece of audio from one Kate Ritchie. Then we ask if gardening gets you going after a woman makes thousands from racy gardening snaps. Joel once again suggests that Kate start and OnlyFans. We award our Non-Verbal Communication Of The Week, then select our next finalist for the Great Aussie Coin Hunt. We cover some Kate Moss news in the Glossy’s. We award another $10K A Day in May winner, then we hop in the jacuzzi to ask if you’ve ever – ahem – self-pleasured on a plane. Then we ask if the Hypnosis worked!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the 3pm Warm Up hour and somehow we got onto bees… Then we ask what the Worst Day Of The Week Is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with Tim’s lice problem… Then Kate’s dog Annie is brought into the chat. We pick our first Great Aussie Coin Hunt finalist, then Joel chats Mould. We cover some Kate Moss news in the Glossy’s. Then Joel stuffs up in the $10K A Day in May again. We ask what did ya spill? / What did you see on the side of a highway after a truck filled with hot dog meat spilled and created chaos. Then the lovely Jessica Mauboy dropped by to take on Kate in Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with Joel in Perth! Then we ask what you weren’t invited to after a woman won a HUGE settlement for not being invited to a work party. We spin the Wednesday Wheel and it’s Kate’ Mayhem! Then we chat about the woman who woke up from surgery with an Irish accent (she was NOT irish!) Then we ask ‘What have you watched and how many times?’ We cover some major Harry Styles news in the Glossy’s. We award yet ANOTHER $10K A Day in May winner. Then we ask a very interesting question after an episode of The Time Traveller’s Wife divided the office. Would you go back in time to perform a session act on yourself? Tim and Joel were in opposite camps… We play a bit of Tim’s chat with Taylor Hanson. Then we play Kate’s Band-hem, and it was down to the wire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with a controversial story of a family that quit using toilet paper to save money. Then, James Corden ruins Top Gun. We ask if you’ve ever upset a celeb, and both Tim & Joel upset Kate… We cover some Cocaine Cassie news in the Glossy’s! We award another $10K A Day in May winner. Then, Will Smith tells us about his “trip” on David Letterman. Margaret Pomeranz gives us her review on Byron Baes. Then we ask “What Scares You?” We play the Brothers edition of Joel Jivin’.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What’s better than doing impressions amongst friends? Nothing. Joel cops some impressions, as does Kate. And Tim brings up the golf photo on Kate’s Instagram. It got a fair bit of attention!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with some Perth chat. Then we ask what the most off-the-grid place you’ve ever been is, after Prime Minister Anthony Albanese made news in Albania. We open up the Mailbag and the roast of Joel Creasey begins. It starts with his haircut, then moves onto his carpark story and his love of Harry Potter – all in one break! Then we cover some Courteney Love news in the Glossy’s. We award another $10K A Day In May winner – and Joel manages NOT to stuff it up! Then Kate brings a story about a hot Scottish man to the table. We chat about the woman who chased off a bald eagle from her pet goose while breastfeeding. Then Karma strikes! And Joel cops an air check from Kate Ritchie. Then they unpack the saying “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.