Kate, Tim & Marty

It's the Warm-Up Hour and Ricki-Lee has brought presents for the birthday boys! And we ask her for her best story in the last 24 hours...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off this special birthday show with things you never want to think about again. Then we watch some thrilling footage of the world Excel championships and get a visit from the one and only Clippy. Then we hear some family bombshells after a groom exposes his bride’s affair at a wedding. Then it’s time for the Wednesday Wheel and Ricki versus Joel in the whisper challenge. Finally, we end off with some theme park pukes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! Serena Williams announces that she will be retiring from tennis to focus on building her family. The family of Olivia Newton-John is set to accept Daniel Andrews’ offer for a state funeral. Pete Davidson is reportedly in “trauma therapy” due to Kanye West’s social media attacks. Plus, Beyonce and Jay-Z have subtly posed in front of the elevator of the infamous Solange brawl.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with grots on a plane after watching a Little Mix star’s TikTok of a gross plane act. Then we have a chat about the closing ceremony of the commonwealth games this year and some of the performances that were on stage. Later, we find out Whoopi Goldberg’s real name and that Tim has some controversial opinions on muffins. Finally, it’s time to play Joel Jivin’ the Leo Lions edition to celebrate Kate, Tim and Joel’s birthday week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! Brad Pitt’s Bullet Train co-star, Aaron Taylor Johnson, has revealed the actor keeps careful notes on who he wants to be on set with. Rita Ora has reportedly married Taika Waititi in an intimate ceremony in London. Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews, has said he will offer a state funeral for Olivia Newton John. Plus, Black Pink announces that they’ll bring their ‘Born Pink’ world tour to Australia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show asking listeners whether they’ve ever found love on Instagram. Then it’s time for the Mailbag where we comment on Joel’s new shoes. Afterwards, we ask when the last time you soiled yourself was, and Joel has a very interesting story to tell us about. Finally, we visit a woman's house who claims to have a ghost as a flatmate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! Courtney Love has announced that she’s finally finished her memoir after a decade of writing. Nicola Peltz shares a photo of herself in tears on Instagram. Britney Spears slams her ex-husband for publicly discussing her relationship with her sons. Plus, Melanie C has reportedly split from her partner of seven years.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BEST of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show asking listeners what they have been keeping from their partners. Joel claims he would eat a dog treat and ends up quickly regretting it. Then it’s time to jump into the jacuzzi and hear some scandalous stories when we ask what our listeners are heavily into. Finally, we talk about times you’ve hurt yourself while in the sack.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! Jane Fonda reveals she is not proud of her decision to get a facelift. Lady Gaga confirms she will star alongside Joaquin Phoenix in the second instalment of Joker. Rebel Wilson is getting ready to star in a new movie called ‘Double Fault’. Plus, Eddie Vedder joins The Strokes on stage in Seattle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off today with smells that make you go ‘BLEH’ after a man claims he can smell people's names. We then move to look at a pair of slides that saved a woman’s life and wonder whether or not slides are still in fashion. Then it’s time to see if certain jobs can help your session life and if so, which jobs help the most? Finally, special guest Manu joins us for a chat and a game of quick draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have announced they are expecting another baby. Monica Lewinsky calls out Beyonce about some offensive lyrics in her music. Bindi Irwin shares some sad news with fans in regards to a beloved family member's death. Plus, The Rolling Stones and U2 are revealed to be the only two touring artists to exceed $2 billion ticket sales since the 80’s.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show back on the topic of whether or not it’s okay to date your children's teacher. We then move on to hear some of the worst film accents ever, and we get to hear some of Kate’s best accent attempts. Then we get on the topic of ‘secret tugs’ and a listener has a very interesting story to tell. Finally we end the show with Kate’s Mayhem and a quick aside on Tom Cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! Dev Patel steps in to intervene in a knife fight in Adelaide. Dane Cook announces his engagement with his 23 year old girlfriend, Kelsi Taylor. Taylor swift is going incognito in the midst of her private jets carbon emission criticisms. Plus, Bruno Mars is revealed to be opening the new Allianz stadium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the show with some relationship rules and see what kind of rules some listeners have decided to place on their relationships. Then we take a look at some space junk that’s been falling from the sky. We also ask the question “What did you put in your mouth you shouldn't have?” as well as seeing if people think it’s okay to date their kids’ teacher. Finally, we wrap up the show with some Joel Jivin’ The Spotify Record Breakers edition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! PETA comments on Gordon Ramsay’s lamb picking video. Katy Perry attempts to feed patrons at an L.A nightclub by throwing pizza at them. Sarah Jessica Parker holds a tasting for her new Sauvignon Blanc called InvivoX. Plus, Amber Heard’s attorneys reveal that Johnny Depp suffers from erectile dysfunction.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off by asking listeners to reveal what they pray about but Tim quickly gets side-tracked by Kate’s poo coloured shirt. Then, we check out the Mailbag for some home cleaning hacks and ask people what they have been doing lately? Tim also recounts how he met his wife and interviewed the Red Hot Chili Peppers on the same day. Plus, Kate struggles to remember the name of this Ford classic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for the Glossy’s! Jennifer Lopez’s first husband comments on her marriage to Ben Affleck and *spoiler alert* he reckons the pair won’t last. Taylor Swift’s representative responds to claims about her private jet being the worst CO2 pollutant. President Joe Biden has caught covid... AGAIN! Plus, Shakira could be facing up to eight years in prison for alleged tax fraud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We kick off the show with some chat about baklava, Joel's Christmas in July party and Marilyn Monroe. Tim discusses urinals. Then we ask what your Take Off song is? We cover some Dua Lipa news in the Glossy's. Then Tim walks out on Kate and Joel and they do the show by themselves for a bit. It's Tim's Word Alarm then Caller of the Week and Week In ReviewSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.