Kate, Tim & Marty

In todays Glossy’s, Queen Camilla reportedly shuns Princess Kate during a conversation with Melania outside Windsor Castle, while Colin Farrell shares a light-hearted story praising Margot Robbie and her kindness on set. Justin Bieber lands a $15 million Coachella deal and jokes about his beard growth on Instagram. Plus, Travis Kelce gives a glimpse into his wedding planning with Taylor Swift during a chat on his podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A bloke in Kansas robbed a bank just to escape his wife, only to get sentenced to home confinement right back where he started. Meanwhile, a giant alligator in Florida caused chaos by strutting across an intersection like it owned the place. In the Glossy’s, Sabrina Carpenter teases her Coachella headline set, Lindsay Lohan Photoshops herself into her meals, Colin Farrell drops an F-bomb over Taytos, and Selena & Benny’s wedding sounds bougie as hell. We also heard the wildest racehorse names, ranked the craziest My Strange Addictions (yes, including eating ashes), and spun the Wednesday Wheel for a country edition of Povo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Glossy’s were busy! Sabrina Carpenter promised Coachella domination, Lindsay Lohan literally edited herself into her meals, Colin Farrell let an F-bomb fly over a Tayto sandwich, and Selena & Benny’s wedding plans sound fancier than a royal affair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kamala Harris says no thanks to AirPods, Ed Sheeran reveals plans for a posthumous album, and one Italian woman proves you don’t need a groom to have a wedding. Plus, in the Glossy’s, we’re talking Meryl and Marty rumours, Jake G surprises, Zayn on Wicked, YUNGBLUD spilling secrets, and a Bollywood star’s floral fine at Aussie customs. Oh, and wait ‘til you hear about the neighbour wars—someone needs to chill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Italian woman has officially tied the knot—with herself. Fitness trainer Laura Mesi threw a full wedding with 70 guests, a white gown, bridesmaids, and a three-tier cake, declaring she was done waiting around for men. The self-marriage isn’t legally binding, but she says it proves her happiness doesn’t depend on anyone else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kamala Harris has revealed why she’s still rocking the old-school wired headphones. On Colbert, she joked that AirPods aren’t secure enough, saying she’s sat through too many intel briefings to risk people eavesdropping on her train chats. Honestly, it’s giving FBI chic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What apps are you flat-out refusing to download? From Snapchat to sports betting, even Macca’s made the list. In Mailbag, we sifted through some wild listener messages before diving into the story of an ex-inmate turned influencer who says simple things like opening the fridge still blow his mind. The Glossy’s had wall-to-wall Emmy’s news — Colbert, Seth Rogen, a 15-year-old winner, and Taylor sneaking around at the NFL. Plus, the Vatican held a concert, the Olympics got a mention, and yep… another bright yellow dildo has hit an NFL field.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got nostalgic as today marks 25 years since the Sydney 2000 Olympics opening ceremony — from Vanessa Amorosi’s goosebump performance to Nikki Webster flying high at just 13.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget the grocery aisle: Aldi’s flogging Aston Martin F1 go-karts for 200 bucks, and now the betchmail is full of listeners daring us to race them. Should we put our money where our mouths are and hit the track once and for all?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got Albo rocking up in the wrong shirt to the wrong party, Glossy’s chaos with Ne-Yo’s four girlfriends (yes, four), Harry & Zoe sneaking out of JFK, and Joy spilling the tea on getting fired (twice!). Plus, Oasis hand out VIP spots while Gary Neville gets nosebleeds at the back, and we meet a Nonna who reckons coffee isn’t complete without a splash of limoncello at 10am. Oh — and we’ve got a chat with Sophie Ellis-Bextor you don’t want to miss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sat down with Sophie Ellis-Bextor and she was every bit the icon you’d hope for—warm, funny, and completely unfiltered. She opened up about balancing mum life with pop stardom, why she proudly called her album Perimenopop, and even joked about moving to Hungary for tax-free living with her five kids. Plus, we chatted Murder on the Dancefloor, Royal Otis, and the track she thinks you should play first.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor old Albo had himself a dress code disaster in the Solomon Islands. While every other leader showed up in coordinated navy polos, our PM strolled in rocking a bright pink Hawaiian number like he was ready for poolside cocktails. The moment he realised, he bolted for a quick-change and re-emerged in the right kit. Still—nothing says “leader of the Pacific” like looking like you’ve just been handed a Tommy Bahama gift card.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking Tinder weirdos (yes, even millionaires looking for “breeders”), a sad dinner showdown that somehow birthed a Midori trifle, and the wild story of Steve Jobs refusing to sign autographs… except when he actually did. Plus, in Glossy’s: Britney claps back, Rosie O’Donnell drags Ellen, Jeremy Clarkson loses his pants, and fresh tea on Taylor’s wedding plans. Oh, and Victoria Beckham’s finally letting Netflix in on the spice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Conrad Sewell dropped by with his brand-new single Walk On… but it wasn’t just the music making noise. He went head-to-head with Ricki in Quick Draw and pulled off the unthinkable: a clean sweep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A British aristocrat has hit Tinder with the least sexy pitch of all time: he’s after a “good breeder” to give him a son. Yep, at 79, Sir Benjamin Slade reckons his frozen swimmers and 1300-acre estate will seal the deal. The team’s got thoughts — from “slay ban” to “ew, Gilead vibes” — and Joel’s already half-considering the inheritance. Would you swipe right on that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From tuna on steak to dog food dinners, the sad meal comp has been wild — but today was next level. Isabella accidentally pitched us her “security board” (aka a DIY charcuterie board with corn kernels and cottage cheese), Phil served up a sardine omelette nobody asked for, and Christina went full chaotic auntie with a Midori trifle. In the end, we couldn’t pick, so two winners walked away with cash and Ufoods… and Joel’s still begging for that trifle recipe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We’ve got world records, fries gone wrong, and some seriously wild glossy goss. A Kiwi mum is running barefoot on LEGO (on purpose), while a cheapskate date is sending Venmo requests for half the chips. Teddy Swims is locked in for the NRL Grand Final, Taylor & Travis are celebrating steak, and Catherine Zeta-Jones is eyeing up the next generation of fans. Plus — elephants are literally hijacking sugar cane trucks in Thailand, a kid overheard way too much from his parents’ bedroom, and we play the most frustrating emoji game yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman’s gone viral after her date sent her a Venmo request for half the fries they shared — a whopping $3.25. She thought covering the tip was enough, but apparently, love isn’t free… and neither are chips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.