Cyrus Says

On Cyrus Says this week we are joined by Neelakantha Bhanu, World's Fastest Human Calculator. Bhanu talks about breaking the world record of stalwarts like Shakuntala Devi and the likes, meeting with a head injury at age Six in an accident, and not being good at Math initially. Bhanu tells us about winning a competition, getting the tag of the world’s fastest human calculator, why he thinks the Math taught in school is not proper, and practicing at its best to break the world record. He further tells us what world record did he beat- that of Shakuntala Devi and writing letter to the Limca Book of Records- them telling him he needs to wait to break 7 Limca Book records, and later breaking many more. Tune in for this and much more.You can follow Neelakantha Bhanu on Instagram at @fastesthumancalculatorDo send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting them to @cyrussaysin or e-mailing them at whatcyrussays@gmail.comDon't forget to follow Cyrus Broacha on Instagram @cyrus_broacha(https://www.instagram.com/cyrus_bro

On Cock and bull this Thursday, Cyrus is joined by Niveditha Prakasam, Arjun Chikalpatti, and our new co- host Navin Noronha. They talk about people sticking to each other in Mumbai local trains, female compartments and their cat fights, are straight men are more homophobic, and how many times were they pickpocketed. Moving on to the topics for the day, they discuss the tragic news coming out of the New York subway where a shooting took place and people looking for Uber cabs to go home where charged a high fee. They also delve into the Mumbai WIFI Mafia, Arjun fighting for street dogs in society groups and why is Cyrus calling himself a Lion. Further they discuss the JNU admin who broke silence and said that the clashes began after students objected to a ‘havan’ inside the hostel on Ram Navami, a UP power department employee burning himself alive after an objectionable demand by his boss, and why Amy Wax calls India a shithole. Tune in for this and much more.You can follow Arjun Chipalkatti on Instagram at @a

On Cock and bull this week, Cyrus is joined by Ayushi Amin, Amit Doshi & our co-host for this week- Navin Noronha. Cyrus reminisces about meeting Ranbir Kapoor back in the day at Red FM and his upcoming wedding to Alia Bhatt. Further, why do people wish 'Happy Good Friday', while actually, the day is a sad day and why it is called Good Friday. Moving on to the topics, they discuss how badly the mid-day article on Vada pav prices is written, them increasing by 3-5 rupees more plus Lemon prices soaring high as well. They also talk about Sri Lanka announcing $51 billion dollars in debt, with Covid and closing of tourism being key reasons, and is one family responsible for what is happening in Sri Lanka. Further, Ayushi tells us about women having the right to sue a man if he has not disclosed his sexuality, what does our panel today have to say about this, and what they feel about whether they consider this emotional cheating or physical cheating, are they the same thing or one is more, equal or less. Tune i

On Cyrus Says, our fellow panelists are Shreyas Manohar, Punit Pania & Navin Noronha. They talk about Navin doing a better job than Silverie who is chilling in Himachal, and how fashionable is the panel, with Punit having a different hairstyle every day. They contemplate which of the panelist can carry what kind of alook, should spitting be an Olympic sport, and what sound they like to be called. The ponder on TSA agents being on all commercial flights since 1971 and what they are called, and JNU students clashing over non-veg food on Ram Navami, with Students getting beaten up and why should a university not be run by the students. When it comes to food, Cyrus and the panel talk about their love for food and how south India is not just vegetarian food lovers but also largely consists of non veg food, and Punjab having mostly Veg food lovers. They ask if our panel has ever been in a road rage and the funny incidents that have happened in their life, and also if they have ever bunked school. Is Faultily a

On Cyrus says, brought to you by Jupiter money app, this week Cyrus is joined by Navin Noronha, Professor Siddharth Deshmukh, and Aakash Mehta. Today they discuss the Jupiter money app. Navin is recently back from Gujarat and is discouraged by his travel getting hijacked by some people there while Aakash feels Chennai is his second home, but he is always goofing up with languages while in Chennai. Also, where is Silverie today? Questions pile up in the comments section, Cyrus clears the myth of him having gone to Himachal for doing some comedy shows. Further, they talk about an entire bridge getting stolen in Bihar, how did the thieves successfully steal it and how it's the cop who comes out as the mastermind behind all this. Further, they highlight how Shanghai is going through the worst phase where people are screaming for food and water from their balconies and even doing barters with their neighbors for food. A story this morning breaks from Borivali where a man was found sleeping in his car in the middle

On Cyrus Says this week, we are joined by Aditya Raj Kapoor, long distance biker, businessman, actor and the author of Quest. They talk about Raj's journey of solo travel around the world on his bike, how long he took to complete this trip and why he only thought of doing this after his retirement. They also talk about the time in India when most bikes were ridden by Parsis or other gentlemen, how Raj got the name Lord FuseBox in biking circles, being nervous carrying 75 kg of luggage (yes 75kg!) to flying with his bike from Mumbai to Vladivostok, how his solo strip started, the kind of amazing and fascinating people he met, his love for bikes and travel, and lots more. Raj also tells us about how he used the map his route on the journey and the safety gears that he had in place. tThey also discuss whether he uses the 'Kapoor' name to get things done on his journey, an incident that happened in Russia where he had to dance with a Russian woman who was a fan of Raj Kapoor, and about the love of food that is fa

On this episode of Cock & Bull, we are joined by Punit Pania, Abbas Momin & Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus talks about his problem with urine test containers, the confusion between Gaurav Kapoor the comedian and Gaurav Kapur the host of another podcast. Further, we move on to the topics of the day - Shashi Tharoor talking to Supriya Sule in during a parliament session with his head on the desk while Farookh Abdulla talks with his hands. Also, they discuss Silverie acting in a Renault Kwid commercial 6 years back and his 'kickass' action sequences. They also talk about the story of 'Madhur Ka Pachwa Baccha' written as the name of an Aadhaar card, how that came to be, the meat ban in Delhi, and the Sudarshan TV news reporter who started creating a scene at a Haldiram's store asking them why their packaging had 'Urdu' on its backside as well. Tune in for this and much more.You can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram at @abbasmomin88You can follow Punit Pania on Instagram at @punitpaniaYou can follow Antariksh o

On this episode of Cock & Bull, we are joined by Narendra Shenoy, Kajol Srinivasan and Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus rants about people who talking while eating. The panel talks about Silverie (Antariksh) is having a 'good hair day' today, Kajol's views on guys having less hair and Antariksh having a bald spot behind his head. They also talk about Delhi & UP banning meat shops during Navratri, the number of Navratris we have in a year, and the Oscars and Grammys failing to include Lata Mangeshkar and Bappi Lahiri in their 'In Memoriam' section and the hate they are getting for it. Later they talk about Cyrus' drinking stories with acting legends like Vinod Khanna, Jackie Shroff and a funny incident he witnessed with the Kapoor family. Finally, the panel talks about a text book for nurses called 'Textbook of Sociology for Nurses' which mentions a whole section about the 'Merits of Dowry', the pressure and demand of dowry that still occurs in India, and the 15 year old boy getting chili powder rubbed in h

On this episode of Cock & Bull, we are joined by Navin Noronha, Sriraam Pradmanabhan and Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus rants about his latest woes with Mumbai traffic. Sriraam is joining us from an unfamiliar place, so we talk about that. The panelists also discuss the 'best' things about Gujarat, the food there having a great taste and the kinds of unique Amul products you get in Gujarat. We also talk about Zomato and Swiggy being investigated by the CCI for alleged unfair trade practices by the National Restaurants Association of India, and more. We also discuss which of the panelists order food frequently from the aforementioned apps, and how Navin avoids spending exorbitant amounts on Swiggy-Zomato by making rice or roti at home. Finally, we talk about Yati Narasinghanand Saraswati's hate-speech at the “Hindu Mahapanchayat” at Burari in New Delhi on Sunday and there were no answers why the Delhi police allowed an unauthorised programme to be held at a prominent public ground where journalists also got a

On this today's Cock and Bull, we are joined by Ayushi Amin, Shreyas Manohar and the home stayer Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus rants about his wife for forbidding him to not use his speakers and use earphones instead. The panel talks about payments for the show, when Ayushi's expenses will be cleared, and lots more. They also talk about the bar next to Shreyas' house which has been sending them notices to keep his volume down eventhough they play loud music till late at night, the IITIIMShaadi.com matrimoney website for IIT-ians and IIM-ians, the founder not being from any of these institues, the outrage with the ad that included Karan Johar in it and how the IIMIITShaadi.com Founder looks just like Silverie. Also discussed is Will Smith resigning from the Academy, Louis CK's Grammy win 5 years after admitting to sexual misconduct, the new contraceptive pill for men, and more. Further, they also talk about Raj Thackrey demanding the Uddhav Thackeray government to ban loudspeakers outside mosques as otherwise th

On Cyrus Says this week we are joined by Hemali Sodhi, founder of 'A Suitable Agency' and editor of 'The Book of Dog'. Is it really true if you feed a dog, the dog will never bite you? Cyrus has written a chapter in this book about his love for dogs and today we have the editor of the book Hemali on the show. They talk about their love for dogs, how Hemali didn’t grow up as a dog lover and later got converted to loving them to the point of finally compiling a book about the love of dogs. Cyrus tells us his story of going with his dog Luciano to a book store, and the beauty of seeing the connection between his dog and an old person at the store. They further talk about how Hemali got the idea of curating this book with other people contributing their stories about dogs as chapters, which stories are Hemali’s favourites in the book, what breed of dogs Cyrus has and how some breeders are doing dog breeding as just business, not keeping in mind the welfare of the animals. They also talk about people who don’t lik

What a news week it's been! On this Cock & Bull episode, we are joined by comedians Aakash Mehta, Shreyas Manohar and Silverie (Antariksh). They talk about Pak PM Imran Khan losing the majority vote in Pakistan's Parliamnent and the letter he has to share with the people. They also talk about Will Smith's apology on Instagram to Chris Rock after 'the slap heard across the world' incident, whether the apology means anything, Jim Carey addressing the Chris Rock-Will Smith incident in an interview and calling Hollywood spineless, and more. The panel also discusses the news story about Arvind Kejriwal's house being attacked by BJP goons led by Tejasvi Surya (BJYM Head and BJP Lok Sabha MP), AAP saying that BJP id trying to kill Arvind Kejriwal, and Bihar CM Nitish Kumar saying that those who drink alcohol are 'Mahapaapis' (huge sinners) and that he doesn't even consider these people Indians. Tune in for this much more.You can follow Aakash Mehta on Instagram at @kuchbhimehtaYou can follow Shreyas Manohar on I

On Cock and Bull this Wednesday, we are joined by Ayushi Amin, Sriraam Padmanabhan and Silverie (Antariksh), who is back joining us from Agra. Cyrus talks about over takers overtaking on the road and then not going anywhere. Quickly we move on to topics which include waiters, the rightful tip for servers at restaurants, how men's underwear, women's lipsticks and good looking servers at restaurants can account for a country's economic status, how Silverie will look like in skirts, and more. Further, they talk about Mumbai Indians playing Delhi Capitals at the Brabourne Stadium in Mumbai, and why fans are mad at the BCCI for providing them with uncomfortable plastic chairs while they had to pay around 3k to buy the tickets. Plus, why is Cyrus proposing to have a nude cricket tournament? And what did our own Paresh Rawal have to say about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars? Tune in for this and much more.You can follow Sriraam Padmanabhan on Instagram at @sriraampYou can follow Ayushi Amin on Instagram

On Cock & Bull this Tuesday, we are joined by Amit Doshi, Navin Noronha, (and where did Antariksh disappear?)Cyrus says no to coming into the studio henceforth seeing the increasing prices of petrol and diesel. What the hell is up with that? What is happening with our neighbouring country Pakistan and its PM, whether there is going to be a change in the position of PM of Pakistan very soon, and more. In other neighbourly news, Sri Lanka’s crisis has worsened as two of their newspaper outlets shut down, Sri Lanka seeks help from India with a 1 billion dollar credit line, what happens if they aren't able to pay their debts on time, and lots more. The panel also discusses why there seems to be anger towards India by the Quad countries on its stance on the ongoing Russia-Ukraine war. Further, they move towards the movie 83 coming out on OTT and its ratings going up on IMDB, Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich and two of the Ukrainian peace negotiators being poisoned during a meeting earlier this month in Kyi

On this episode of Cock and Bull, Cyrus is joined by Gauri Devidayal, Abbas Momin and Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus talks about what happened at the Oscars where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at a joke made about Jada Pinkett Smith by Chris. The panel congratulates Gauri and her restaurant 'The Table' on making it to the list of Top 100 restaurants in all of Asia on the 'Top 50 Restaurants in Asia' list. Gauri talks about how she found out that they won tis award, and whether they will raise the prices at The Table after this. Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars is undoubtedly the topic of the day. Our panel discusses if it's right to slap someone regardless of the joke, whether Will was in the right in standing up for his wife or whether the whole thing was staged. Further, they move to towards the new Zomato 10-minute delivery policy, the questions raised by the general public on how Zomato is going to achieve these deliveries, and more. Plus, they also talk about the restaurant ‘Persian Darbar’ gett

Cock and Bull continues this Friday, with panelists Navin Noronha, Punit Pania, and Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus rants about the podcast's team finding it difficult to understand him sometimes, and how Hrishi, our sound engineer, checks all the points to become the CEO of the company. They talk about Maharashtra ASHA workers including rubber penis models in family planning kits in the state, why they are getting flak for it, and whether the government will have a say on this matter. We check what’s with Silverie and the forest connection as he explains how the plant ‘Hyacinth’ got its name from and its connection with Greek god Apollo. they also discuss Joe Biden calling India 'shaky' in its response to the Russia-Ukraine war while India continues to abstain from voting against Russia at the UN. Further, they talk about comedians in Delhi slapping audiences, and getting slapped by the audiences too. Has our panel ever gone through any bad experience while they were performing at any venue? We find out. Tune in

On Cyrus & Bull, this week we are joined by Abijit Ganguly, Shreyas Manohar and the star of the show Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus is mad at people breaking the line while taking food from a buffet, and whether Indians are the only ones who use the phrase “Day after Tomorrow”. Also, is 'cribbing' an Indian word as well? We answer all these pressing questions. The panel also talks about Cyrus judging a talent show where Vivek Oberoi was a participant, MS Dhoni stepping down as captain of CSK, Ravindra Jadeja replacing Dhoni as captain, and how this will potentially impact the team’s mentality. They also discuss the news about the BMC's decision to start monitoring road repair work through CCTV cameras, Abijit being so obsessed with having a sunroof on a car, and him test-driving the Mahindra XUV300. Tune in for this and much more.You can follow Shreyas Manohar on Instagram at @shreyas_manoharYou can follow Abijit Ganguly on Instagram at @abijitgangulyYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https:/

On Cock & Bull this Wednesday, we are joined by Aakash Mehta, Navin Noronha and Silverie (Antariksh), and Cyrus joins us from his fancy hotel room in Kolkata. On the show today, Aakash tells us about his Dubai experience, attending a music concert with artists from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh, why Euporhia was a disappointment, and many more tips and ideas of how you can explore Dubai. They also talk about Sadhguru being on Joe Rogan's podcast recently, what they thought of the episode, and whether Joe and Sadhguru seemed to vibe well or not. Also, Netflix planning to charge for sharing your account with others, and people finding everything on Telegram. Further, we also talk about New Delhi being named the most polluted city in the world for the 2nd year straight and Afghanistan's former Finance Minister driving an Uber in the US to make ends meet. Tune in for this and much more.You can follow Shreyas Manohar on Instagram at @shreyas_manoharYou can follow Navin Noronha on Instagram at @houseofnoronhaY

On Cock & Bull this Tuesday, we are joined Ayushi Amin, Amit Doshi and Silverie (Antariksh). Why has Amit been absent from the podcast for the last 15 days? Is Silverie not giving spots becoming a controversy on the show? They also discuss Cyrus' attire today, how wearing formals changes your demeanor, and more. They move forward to the topics for the day - how two big fights a month are important to have a happy marriage according to research, and other means of staying happy as a couple, whether putting your wet towel on the bed can lead to fights in a marriage, and whether it is necessary to clean the bottom of a plate after eating from it. Plus, they discuss a study that suggests that women are less likely to be corrupt compared to men, and how all our news channels seem to be claiming that they are no. 1 after the release of this year's TRP ratings by the BARC. Tune in for this and much more. You can follow Ayushi Amin on Instagram at @ayushia9You can follow Amit Doshi on Instagram at @doshiamitYou c

On Cock & Bull today, we have Utsav Mamoria, host of Postcards from Nowhere, comedian Kajol Srinivasan and of course, Silverie (Antariksh). Cyrus starts the show off with a very pertinent question - How many rings must you wait on-call for before cutting the call? They also talk about how nobody wished Cyrus "Happy Navroz", Sri Lanka cancelling exams due to a shortage of paper and ink in the country, what has caused this economic crisis for them, the 'Chinese debt trap' that Sri Lanka have seemingly fallen into despite warnings, and more. They also discuss Pakistan PM Imran Khan's praise of India's foreign policy of buying crude oil from Russia while also being a member of the Quad, and whether this would this be considered as India indirectly funding Russia's invasion of Ukraine. They also talk about India's ranking in the Worlds Happiness Index, why our neighbours all appear higher on the list than India (all except Afghanistan) and Finland topping the list for the 5th year straight. Tune in for this an