Cyrus Says

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Ayushi, Shreyas & Abbas. Today Cyrus is a little angry as all his efforts into adjusting the AC vent at the right angle went to waste because he had to switch seats with Ayushi since she was late. Not only was Ayushi late, but she also got to enjoy the cool breeze, thanks to Cyrus’ perfectly adjusted AC angle. The show starts with the panel talking about how people blow their noses, Abbas’ late coming ritual, Sparsh’s show scheduling disaster, power dynamics in politics and much more. Topics discussed by the panel were: Earth completing rotation in less than 24-Hours & smashing record again for shortest day, PM's call to use national flag as profile picture, Asia’s new richest woman - India's Savitri Jindal, and Shakira facing call for 8-year jail term in Spain over tax fraud charge. Tune in for this and so much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Ayushi o

On Cyrus Says today, we’re joined by Raëll Padamsee, Indian theater personality and MD and CEO of ACE Productions and Numero Uno Productions. Cyrus talks to Raëll about the theater world, what's happening in it right now, and what has she been up to in the scene. They talk about all the amazing theater and drama projects being done by Raëll and her production. They discuss how the theatrical world was affected because of the pandemic and how digitalization helped in the time. They even go down memory lane and talk about all the initial instances of when Cyrus and Raëll started it all. They also discuss the book - Let me hijack your mind. And no, Kunal Vijaykar was not at all harmed with jokes in the episode. Antariksh joins in after the break with questions sent in by Raëll and the show's followers. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Raëll Padamsee's Ace on Instagram @raellpadams

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Meghnad, Antariksh & Abbas. Today Cyrus is talking about all the congratulatory letters (hopefully original) he received post the podcast completing 1000 episodes. As per Cyrus, the medium of congratulation was letters because most of the show’s audience consists of older people. The show starts with the panel talking about R Balki’s next film Ghoomer for which our very own Abbas auditioned, and what happened after that. They further talk about eating an empty plate, Sparsh’s overnight stays at the office, Meghnad’s special arrangement with IVM, and Shreyas setting up the benchmark by introducing topics with segues. Topics discussed by the panel were: Bengal school jobs scam: Rs 28 crore cash, 6 kg of gold recovered from Partha Chatterjee’s aide Arpita Mukherjee’s house, Mithun Chakraborty making an explosive claim about 38 TMC MLAs being in touch with BJP, Congress LS leader’s insult towards the President; causing disruptions in Parliament. Tune in for this and

Our show Cyrus Says is now 1000 episodes old!! And to celebrate this incredible feat, we are joined by the people who made this podcast happen from the first episode. We had Mae, Sharanya, and Amit on the first panel sharing stories from the time when Cyrus Says began and how it slowly & steadily evolved into something a little bit better or maybe not. After that, we had the OGs from our previous studio, Abbas, Sravan & Amit, discuss all those crazy in-studio (and sometimes outside) instances. We were also joined by our tech-support team or the lads that made Cyrus happen digitally throughout lockdown. Yes, they are Antariksh, Vinay & Hrishi. And lastly, we had one more panel, which consisted of people who are trying their best to finally bring in some ‘positive’ changes to the show. It was Meghnad, Sparsh, Abbas, and Antariksh. We also got many lovely messages from the #BroachaJantaParty Fam! Today there were no topics, just pure nostalgia. So tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says m

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Niveditha Prakasam, Kajol Srinivasan & Shreyas Manohar. Cyrus today is in the mood for singing, and his choice of songs are just the names of the panelists. Moving on from Cyrus’ melodious voice comes the first point of conversation i.e. what is the correct pronunciation for Niveditha’s name and a few other names as well? Cyrus shares an anecdote from the time when he was in Goa and was called Simon instead of Cyrus. They also talk about an aggressive chess-playing robot, corporate show experiences, flirting, and dating instances. Topics discussed by the panel were: ISRO testing human flight capacity at low earth orbit, WHO declaring monkeypox a global emergency, Rajya Sabha seat, governorship going for up to ₹100 crores, and Nagpur boy getting ₹33 lakh US job, and losing it because he's only 15. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Ni

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Ayushi Amin, Aakash Mehta & Silverie. Cyrus’ rants for the latecomers continue as both of our regulars, Ayushi & Aakash, were late for the show. Instead, Cyrus gave a beautiful welcome to Sparsh, the producer of the show, and talked about his profanity, long hair, and music. The show started with Aakash noticing that our sound engineer was wearing headphones on his head & around his neck. Cyrus shows off Silverie’s shoes crafted out with a sketch pen. They further talk about musical artists & albums, the changing roster of hosts on the show, Aakash’s ghost story, and much more. Topics discussed by the panel were: Smriti Irani’s family restaurant in Goa in the eye of a storm, Kerala proposing to do away with boys/girls only schools from next year, and West Bengal students using flavored condoms to get high. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3

On Cyrus Says today, we're joined by Rajat Kapoor, the director and actor in the recently released movie - RK/RKAY. Cyrus talks in depth with Rajat about the film in the episode. The show starts with Cyrus sharing a memory of him receiving a call from Rajat sometime back in 1999-2000 on a New Year's Eve to act in the film - Mixed Doubles. After some good laughs, Rajat starts taking us through the different elements of RK/RKAY. He talks about the film's cast, shares instances that happened while writing & making the movie, and sheds light on what one can expect from the film. Cyrus and Rajat also discuss his love for theatre and what he thinks of the cinema of today's time. Abbas joins in after the break and makes the show a cinephile's paradise. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Rajat Kapoor on Instagram @rkrkayYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @abbasmomin88

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Navin Noronha, Abbas Momin & Kajol Srinivasan. Today, Cyrus is ranting about a driverless truck parked in front of his building because of which he could not get his car inside, which ultimately could've led to him being late for the podcast. Though, he made it on time. The show started with Kajol, our co-host for the day, introducing us to 'take a monkey for a lunch day,' which is the theme for today's CnB. During that introduction, history got made, as Cyrus didn't speak a single word for more than a minute. Topics discussed by the panel were: Monkeys scrolling through social media like pros, US restaurant listing dosa as "naked crepe," Chris Hemsworth stopping eating meat to kiss Natalie Portman in Thor, and The Parsi Nose News Story. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Navin on Instagram at @houseofnoronhaYou can follow

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Niveditha Prakasam & Shreyas Manohar, and we also have with us, chef & restaurateur, Devika Manjrekar. Today, Cyrus is addressing the issue of people wishing people stuff like a happy Wednesday or a happy Sunday and how he thinks this entire thing is nothing but stupid. The show started with the panel talking about Devika’s restaurants - Toast Pasta Bar & Toast Doughnut Shop, and the lovely cuisine served there. Devika brought some Tiramisu from her restaurant for Cyrus, and while showing it to the viewers, he spilled some. They further talk about doughnuts, Shreyas’ restaurants, and pasta made with a braised ragout of Oxtail. Topics discussed by the panel were: Upright Nap Boxes: A Japanese solution to overwork culture, Gautam Adani overtaking Bill Gates to become the 4th richest person in the world, Police in China catching burglar using DNA from blood in a dead mosquito, and India to be home of cheetahs after 70 years. Tune in for this and much more!Ch

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Sriraam Padmanabhan, Punit Pania & Ayushi Amin. Cyrus talks about the Elvis film he watched yesterday and how he had a 100% record of remembering every song played in the movie. Sadly, no one in the theater seemed to be impressed by this. The show started with our co-host for the day, Ayushi, already giving up on the show because of Cyrus’ jokes. The panel predicts whether the Cyrus Says ship will sink or float away successfully with the new format. Ayushi shared her bad auto rickshaw experiences in Chennai, and Sriraam tried to teach her the right way to approach the issue. Topics discussed by the panel were: Chennai’s Napier Bridge decking up like a chessboard days ahead of the Olympiad, Kerala becoming the first state to have its own internet service, and the UK declaring a national emergency due to record-breaking-heat. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Antariksh Takkar, Abbas Momin & Meghnad S. Monday morning, and we get to see Cyrus in the studio? And he is also ranting about why he came to the studio on a Monday morning! The show started with Silverie and Abbas, both being late to the show as usual, but the only difference is that this time they were the panelists as the hosting rights for today’s episode were in the hands of Meghnad. The panel talks about the excessive work Meghnad is doing for the show, his big headphones, Cyrus’s social media antics, and what’s happening on the Cyrus Says discord server. Topics discussed by the panel were: Government encouraging online dating to bump up the Parsi population and NASA's James Webb Telescope searching for extraterrestrial life using BioSignature. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Meghnad on Instagram at @meghnadsYou can follow A

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Meghnad S, Navin Noronha, and Silverie. Cyrus today is happy because of an audio glitch that made the audio of Navin stop suddenly before the show started. He wishes this to happen in real life whenever someone over-talks him. The show started with Meghnad, the co-host today, addressing the questions he is getting on why he is trying to bring organization to the chaos in the show. Cyrus praises Meghnad for being the new leader of the show and how he can now anytime choose to be the co-host of the show. Topics discussed by the panel were: The list of unparliamentary words, the Rupee settling at a new record low of 79.90 against the US dollar, and Lalit Modi Announcing 'New Beginning' With Sushmita Sen. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Meghnad on Instagram at @meghnadsYou can follow Navin on Instagram at @houseofnoronhaYou can follow Ant

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Ayushi Amin, Kajol Srinivasan, and Abbas. Cyrus today is ranting about the many chairs, cops & big SUVs on the lanes of his residential area - because of the highly active political presence. Abbas tried to start the show by sharing some memes posted on the Cyrus Says Discord Server, but that didn’t work out, and the panel started discussing Shakespeare, Julius Caesar & why monuments like the Taj Mahal are built. Finally, before the break, a brand new segment happened - Cyrus Reacts, where Cyrus reacted poorly to the memes shared on the show’s fan-created Discord Server. Topics discussed by the panel were: The feud between Elon Musk & Donald Trump on Twitter, Bengaluru park banning ‘anti-clockwise walking’ & NASA’s James Webb telescope detecting water on a distant planet. Tune in for this and much more! Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Ayushi on Ins

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Aakash Mehta, Punit Pania, and Silverie. Cyrus is handling his irritation rather well about the audio for the podcast not being functional at the start, though they were very much functional. On the show today, Aakash is late because of the Mumbai rains, and we get to meet Meghnad again this week. He fills in for him, though for a short amount of time. After Aakash joins, he tells the story of why he trimmed his beard and how he looks like a different person altogether. They further talk about Aakash’s marriage, which is around the corner, where Silverie is not invited. Topics discussed by the panel were: India projected to surpass China as the most populous country in the world during 2023, Rs 800 Chinese ice cream that does not melt when exposed to fire, and Bengaluru to become free of stray dogs. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Aa

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Meghnad S, Shreyas Manohar, and Abbas. Cyrus is talking about the importance of having an early start to the day, and he is upset about people not adapting to this ideology by always being late for the show. Today, we got introduced to Meghnad S, the newly appointed Creative Director for non-fiction podcasts at IVM. Meghnad came prepared and shared a few lines that he wrote for some of our panelists (which might have been a little roast-y). Topics discussed by the panel were: the Nagaland Minister's solution for population growth, Vijay Mallya getting sentenced to four months in jail & fined Rs 2,000 for contempt of court, and the growing ‘culture of extremism’ among the UK and European police forces. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mJoin the Cyrus Says fan created Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BMNJ3ftkMmYou can follow Meghnad on Instagram at @meghnadsYou can follow Shreyas on Instagram at @shreyas_manoharYou can fol

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Niveditha Prakasam, Amit Doshi, and Silverie. Cyrus is happily talking about Maharashtra’s CM, who has said that he does not want any VIP movements that can cause traffic - all Cyrus ever wants. The show starts with the panel discussing the current Maharashtra political situation, subjects where they all scored fewer marks, and Niveditha sharing her Swahili stories. Topics discussed by the panel today were: Pool party to celebrate the storming of Sri Lanka's presidential palace, Shinzo Abe - Japan ex-leader assassinated while giving a speech, Elon Musk terminates $44-billion Twitter deal, and YouTuber Gaurav Taneja arrested after birthday celebration with fans at Noida metro station. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Niveditha Prakasam on Instagram at @niv.prakasamYou can follow Amit Doshi on Instagram at @doshiamitYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow

On Cyrus Says today, we’re joined by Ruskin Bond, one of India’s most celebrated authors. Cyrus talks to Ruskin about his latest book - Song Of The Forest. The show starts with Ruskin sharing with us how he thinks of himself as a reader first and a writer second. He tells the stories of how in the initial days, he wanted to be a football player & a tap dancer. From there, Cyrus picks up different stories from the book, and Ruskin takes us through his vision behind penning those down - some real, some made-up (still very close to reality). He talks about his approach to writing that revolves around the simplicity and depth of the subject matter. They discuss the many instances that inspired him to write down the various stories in the book. Abbas joins in after the break and shares a nostalgic story of him meeting Ruskin at the Jaipur Literature Festival. Further, Ruskin answers a few questions asked by his readers and fans. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou ca

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Aakash Mehta, Punit Pania & Abbas. Cyrus is giving ways to measure the popularity of politicians in 2022, and he has a test for this - all the Maharashtra Govt has to do is check the number of children born in 2022 who're named Uddhav or Eknath. The show starts with Aakash appearing out of nowhere after Cyrus’s advice session. Cyrus talks about how everyone in the comic industry is more prosperous than the next. The guys then talk about a live proposal that happened during a standup show & whether it’s a good idea to involve family members in content created by comedians and influencers. Topics discussed by the panel today were: UK ministers resigning from government, Bihar college teacher listening to ‘conscience’, returning 33-month salary over Rs 23 lakh, and Why theaters have banned teens in suits from 'Minions: The Rise of Gru' screenings. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Aakash Mehta on Instagram

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Ayushi Amin, Amit Doshi & Silverie. Cyrus today is upset with all the bad things happening around the globe, especially the fact that England beat India in the recent test match. The show starts with Sparsh, the new producer for Cyrus Says, joining in for 2 mins, as Ayushi was a little late for the episode because of the Mumbai Monsoon. The panel talks about the Shiv Sena suing the Shiv Sena in Supreme Court because the Shiv Sena government is not the Shiv Sena government?!? And they discussed the Maharashtra government till we hit the actual topics. Topics discussed by the panel today were: Twitter suing the Indian govt over content removal orders, Bengaluru man delivering resume in a pastry box while wearing a Zomato T-shirt, and Netizens calling out comedian Samay Raina for his 'dark joke' about abortion. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch: ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Ayushi Amin on Instagram at @ayushia9You can follow Amit Doshi on

On Cock & Bull today, we are joined by Shreyas Manohar, Abbas & Antariksh. Cyrus is surprisingly not furious today but is still ranting about everyone being super late for the episode. The show starts with Abbas talking about Men’s Menopause and the guys talking about Shreyas being present during Uddhav Thackeray’s swearing ceremony. Abbas & Antariksh felt left out as Cyrus & Shreyas started talking cricket. Topics discussed by the panel today were: The delay of 55% of IndiGo Flights as the crew called sick on Air India recruitment day and Bulldozer destroying dozens of illegal motorbikes as New York City mayor announced a new safety plan. Tune in for this and much more!Check out Cyrus Says merch:ivm.today/3PLKo1mYou can follow Shreyas Manohar on Instagram at @shreyas_manoharYou can follow Antariksh on Instagram @antariksht: https://instagram.com/antarikshtYou can follow Abbas Momin on Instagram @antariksht: https://www.instagram.com/abbasmomin88/Do send in AMA questions for Cyrus by tweeting