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The week opened with Poop Girl (fka Gun Girl) and closed with Robert Kraft getting arrested for soliciting prostitution. Kayce gives us an update on "Louise" who called in to ask about her roster. Marty Mush fills in with Kayce and the conversation goes off the rails.

Dane Cook (1:05:18) is kicking off a new tour and talks with KFC and Feits about his decade of dominance, hashing things out with Louis CK, his Captain America audition, dating a 20 year-old, selling out the Garden with one MySpace post, and grudges in comedy. Voicemails include: block sports or Netflix, fake coughing, dropping 3 dollars, our favorite couple, the KFCR dating app. Also how Frankie Borrelli is like Jordyn Woods and everyone famous before 1992 is canceled.

Will Gun Girl now forever be known as Poop Girl? Will Young Pageviews ever launuch Barstool Outdoors? Did Blippi poop on another human being? The answer to all these and more. Voicemails include: percentage of people masturbating, two shows on a hard drive, washing your balls, and High School Reunion Marathon.

Kayce prohibited Jared from having any contact with her sister. Bowls of wine, getting out of speeding tickets, and chewing charcoal. Kyle Van Noy (19:21) stops by to rub his 2nd Super Bowl KFC's face. Alex Bregman (47:15) tells Jared that no one thinks he has any clue what it's like in the MLB. White Sox Dave threw 72 mph  and El Pres (1::16:10) declared him Weird Haircut Dave. We patched calls from White Sox Dave and Pres together and let them go at it. Big Cat suggests an auction style pitch competition. What's a sexual experience with Tommy Smokes (1:34:59)? And Kayce's stalker (1:47:15) sends her a weird note and then calls in to offer to take her on a date.

Jose Canseco is looking for 5 lucky contestants to go Bigfoot/Alien hunting and we can think of 3 great candidates (one is Dustin Pedroia). KFC is gonna do HGH. Rone should make a rap to the Pornhub beat. VOicemails: MILF is my mom, WYR face ages or body ages, is it ook to say you want to bang your GF's roommates? And how many miles of sex have you had? Jesse McCartney (56:49) stops by to talk about his classics, collaborating with T-Pain, and making music in the influencer era.

Baron Davis wants to slap the shit out of Neal Brennan, find out why on today's episode. Voicemails include: leak or shed, never know the shower temp or never take off your socks, winning the break up by getting engaged, the raccoon hypothetical, and how to organize a 5 person gangbang.

When did KFC, Carrabis, and Kayce lose their virginity? How did the Rocket handle Valentine's Day? Is he a 1st ballot "get bitches" hall of famer? Dana White calls in and he goes in on Darren Rovell. The sex dungeon for rent in Pennsylvania. What is NYC consecutive streak for ongoing sex? Did YP jerk off in the Super Bowl house? Jeff Bezos' dick and more from last week on Clancy and the Rockets.

KFC & Feits discuss the state of the podcasting game and how Spotify is throwing around big money. John is frustrated with history books and home economics. Does money buy happiness? Do the White Walkers win? Voicemails include: swimming under a tsunami, eating a hot pocket in the shower, where do you wear a towel, live for 24 more hours or 20,000 more years.Ochocinco (57:34) joins the program to tell us that he was a virgin until he was 27, how his stats are the same as Michael Irvin and he deserves to be in the HOF, offers to play with Josh Allen for free, and expresses his lover for Peaky Blinders and Tommy Shelby. Gary Vaynerchuk (1:14:51) pops on with Geronimo Allison. Gary thinks Adam Gase will dominate the division, John does not. Gary also considers buying the Mets with KFC and calls Tom Brady a dickface.

Lil Jon joins the show to talk about Dave Chappelle's impact on his career, whether wine can make you an alcoholic, and how he trader in tequila shots for cayenne and ginger. Later, Waka Flocka reacts to the Prozingis trade as it happens, explained that music is just a hobby, that his true goal is to be a tech mogul, and how he is down to start wrestling with Gronk. KFC and Feits discuss the Super Bowl and the postgame celebration that left John literally stinking. Also no one jerked off for a week in the Super Bowl house and it took it's toll. Voicemails include: girl talk, alternate passwords, adjusting the scale, and betting on teams you hate.

CCK down in Atlanta. Lots of people predicted the Rams would win. We did not. We were right. Waka Flocka, Melvin Gordon, Anthony Munoz, Kordell Stewart, Ryan Leaf, Rone fresh off his Pup Punk performance and even Erika Nardini makes an appearance.

We help Howie Mandel conquer his germaphobia by giving him the most disgusting chair in the office, discuss how he inspects hotel rooms with a blacklight and salad tongs, Deal or No Deal guy who gets stuck with $5, the time he got mad at Megan Markle, how he tried to turn down Deal or No Deal and had to be talked into it by his wife, and how he is the Tom Brady of gameshows. Movie night at Barstool and KFC, Feits and Kayce watch Jigsaw and debate what they would do if they were about to die. Voicemails include: cleaning out the JT, hot or cold car, and cum out the mouth or 1 liter.

Pete Holmes on today's episode talking about his new series Crashing and what it is like working with Artie Lange while he battles addiction. KFC proves he has had a glow up because he has an unspeakable ugly picture from his past. Voicemails include: the glow up, melting Feits, never save a number, and should I move in with my gf at 21 years old? 

Kevin & Kayce preview Super Bowl week and discuss what they would do if the government shutdown had stopped them from going to Atlanta. Jared at the Red Sox Winter Weekend and throws 68mph. White Sox Dave calls in and he and Jared agree to both throw at a speed pitch. Sharing a toothbrush, a proposal for the commissioner of the Ball In Cup league, Feits and KFC explain the Amazon Sex Position to Kayce, the Super Bowl house drama and Garth Brooks old yearbook, KFC taking out Patriots Insurance, RA calls in with an IN-N-Out Burger review, Andy King is America's sweetheart, Instagram stalkers and Robbie Fox pops in to tease the latest Pup Punk show, and Kayce's weird cluster fear.

Dean Winters aka Mayhem aka Dennis Duffy joins the program to tell us about his new Youtube Original show Wayne and the time he was dead for 5 mins. KFC and Feits discuss who they would sue for loss of happiness, debate what heaven is like if it exists, whether Mariano Rivera should be the first unanimous Hall of Famer, and The Punisher. Voicemails include: Michael & Ryan, how much sex should we have, worst kinds of Twitter, and who to trust with your phone.

Sebastian Maniscalco comes through to tell us about all the stuff that bothers him including sandals and gender reveals. Tom Brady breaks KFC's soul again. Mass catfish scam almost gets Feits. Voicemails include: one bar for the rest of your life or never same bar twice, guy can't wear khakis because he pisses himself every night, girl has a wet dream, ex has access to her IG account. 

KFC & Kayce break down how weird it is for Barstool people to date and completely freak out Ellie's mom. Best of Week 9 includes: (20:45) Jared demanding his own business card, would Kayce date a serial killer, Jared vs Fran, (40:20) Jared vs Bizzaro Jared, (44:15) Bootleg CDs and fake IDs, house parties, drinking in the woods, cops taking your beer, Four Loko, (1:11:16) reaction to Adam Gase and Caleb's Ace Of Spades story,  (1:30:46) has Kayce ever done the whipped cream bikini from Varsity Blues? Find out now!

Soulja Boy tell 'em about how you are more influential than Drake, how all Kanye has ever done is kiss ass, and how all artist owe him 5% royalty on all their music. KFC recaps the Barstool Gold AMA, and the debate over whether Fyre Fest was a disaster or a success. Voicemails include: would you spoil Game of Thrones, Airpod espionage, the airdrop psychopath, I was owed a thank you, and Barstool vs Bartender  

Mark-Paul Gosselaar (32:35) talks about adapting The Passage Trilogy for TV on FOX, how Saved By The Bell wasn't really that great for his career, whether he agrees with the "Zack Morris Is Trash" video, if a Saved By The Bell reboot is ever going to happen, if the cast still gets along, and he he wasn't cool in high school, and plays Marry-Fuck-Kill with Kelly Kapowski, Jesse Spano, and Lisa Turtle. Also, we agree to co-produce the Franklin & Bash movie.  After the interview (49:05) we lay out the plan to get Franklin & Bash movie off the ground. Voicemails include: FInger Licking, Boner pee, Bringing your toothbrush to her house, and How Many Arms Do You Want

Clancy, Carrabis, and tell their more horrific emergency room stories including a Kayce Smith meltdown, Jared taking a blow torch to the throat, and KFC ruining his body by sleep walking. The Best of Week 8 includes: the double doink fallout, Barstool Carl controversy and Britt McHenry doing what she does best (20:38), Big Cat breaking the Derrick Rose "kill yourself" story (31:30), the National Championship game and Kayce's wondering eyes also a PSA for gambling addiction (47:10), KFC's rant about the Jets hiring Adam Gase (1:09:35),  the breakup safe word #Pineapple (1:34:38), KFC in twitter jail, Jared's strip club story, Tommy Smokes explains his weird hands, Jared vs YP, and Jared vs Frankie with a hammer (1:45:39), and Francis' beard interfering with cunnilingus (2:03:32)

Kevin Hart comes through Barstool HQ to talk The Upside, chasing your dreams and doing stand-up in front of 53,000 people. He tells the two stories about the most racist situations he's ever experienced. What weird routine does The Rock use when he meets little kids? Will HartBeat produce Damaged Whiteboys? Did Dave really think he was Chris Tucker? Kevin Hart on KFC Radio.After Kevin Hart the guys get into Jeff Bezos (31:30) getting divorced and answer voicemails including: Wet Dreams, Adam & Eve, and Not Tipping Delivery Guys