Kfc Radio

KFC and Ellie preview the epic return of Game of Thrones. Kayce and Marty Mush discuss sex with the lights on. Action Bronson drama unfolds on the radio in real time. And Clem joins us from Winterfell for more Thrones discussion.

Action Bronson (4:50) talks about his new book, how he went from professional chef to rapper, the Yankees, the Mets, how great it is to get paid to watch Ancient Aliens, and then threatens to throw KFC through a wall because he mentions Ghostface Killah (18:50). The guys recap the whole situation (21:10), then play The Office (41:30) with topics from Zah, Frankie and Glenny. Voicemails (59:30) include leaving airpods in during sex, ex is dating my identical twin, and watch your parents have sex or they watch you. After that we chat with Thomas Lennon (1:13:56) about Reno 911, Keith Hernandez, Kate Beckinsale & Pete Davidson, and how he might be the next JK Rowling

Andrew Shulz stopped by to talk with KFC and Feits about kickboxing, Game of Thrones, how Trump might be Thanos, Bang Bus, Casting Couch, spitting in mouths, how Ted Bundy ran game, why Sweden is a great place to get arrested, the state of comedy today and how he plans to change it

Who knew Kayce had a tongue ring? KBnoswag's coke/no-coke controversy (2:42) has KFC, Carrabis and Kayce discussing drug use and other regretful life decisions(14:43). Zah tells us what its like to have sex with a woman when she is MUCH taller than you (36:35), Kate explains what it's like to break your nose for a slice of pizza (42:50), KFC seems to actually enjoy baseball as Robbie Cano crushes a homer for the Mets (58:05) and Jared and KFC both REALLY don't like Luke Voit's haircut (1:30:21)

Timothy Simons (1:03:08) tells us what his favorite Jonah scene is from Veep, how the writers can't help but insult his appearance and how he gets confused with the 2 other tall white guys in Hollywood. Steve Lemme & Kevin Heffernan (41:27) explain why redheads and Mets fans are the last people to ever get any sympathy, their new show Tacoma FD, and whether firefighters or binge drinkers are the closer brethern. Is Sophie TUrner bisexual? The Office: Survivor, Failure, and Brexit. Voicemails (26:14) include: mating season, condoms in the septic tank, uber to a date, shoot your shot with gym guy

Jimmy Carr (59:54) comes through to roast Feits, tell us that ghosts aren't real, and why atheists are so smug. Gronk announces his retirement so KFC is preparing for him to comeback just in time for the playoffs to help the Pats win another Super Bowl. Is a woman's work invisible? Is a man's? Should KFC freeze his sperm and get a vasectomy? Which si worse, teacher's or the service industry? Voicemaisl include: Dinosaur Girl update, keeping condoms, and how to not get ignored.

Clancy, Carrabis and Kayce discuss The Rocket's strategic alliance with Ellie and the Daddy Gang, if/when Jared could hook up with Andrea Russett or the Pink Ranger, if/when KFC will do HGH and which guy will get their makeup done on camera. Best of the week includes BizNasty (17:25) telling us about hooking up with Bibi Jones and getting his life politely threatened by her boyfriend, Kayce getting naked in a cab (46:36), Captain Cons and KFC reminiscing about the early days of Barstool New York (1:04:51), and the live watch of Dave, Big Cat, Tommy Smokes and Marty Mush dying during the Yale/LSU game (1:34:13)

Shane Dawson is still canceled but hat-tip for the "getting engaged to distract from having sex with a cat" move. New segment "The Office" where we get random topics, this week from Glenny Balls, YP, and Office Manager Brett. Dan Soder (49:28) returns to talk about hating himself, how comedy is like learning to dunk, why people with traumatic childhoods give the best head, how he hates his own jokes, Louis CK, Bill Cosby, and why Russians are the scariest white people. Voicemails include: knife, fork or spoon, just do anal, liking every post

Danny DeVito (1:44:18) is a bucket-list interview for KFC Radio. The legend discusses getting his start on Taxi, where 45% of people with TVs at the time were watching that show, how many more seasons of Always Sunny he is willing to do, the special effects on the set of Matilda, and his latest role alongside Michael Keaton in Disney's Dumbo. Also, Chris Distefano (59:54) is on the show talking about co-parenting with a Puerto Rican girlfriend, how to get rid of chlamydia, how CBD oil can save the Catholic church, and why you should never trust a British accent. Also Shane Dawson might have had sex with a cat. Voicemails include: pretending to be gay, girlfriend shits in public, cut your hair or cook your food, and is a bagel a donut? 

Clancy, Carrabis and Kayce decide if they would submit to hazing to be part of an exculsive club or if it's worth it to be a part of anything. On the best of CCK we hit on the dragon chains Jared used to give his girlfriends, whether or not Kayce is friends with Laura Rutledge, if "Steak & BJ Day" is a real thing, Kayce's stalker calls again, Jared may adopt a Dominican teenager, and Kayce once gave a friend the worst gift imaginable. Also, an interview with David Hasselhoff in which he talks about how Germany thinks he is a god, his friendship with Stan Lee and Muhammed Ali, and what role he is most proud of.

Jim Norton (56:55) returns to discuss why people get offended by jokes but with watch Ted Bundy talk about how he raped people, the time DeNiro slapped his ass, getting star struck even when you're a star, and if meth dealers are mad about Breaking Bad. KFC tries to enjoy the Le'Veon Bell signing and he and John both enjoy the Giants being a dumpster fire. YP joins the show (24:15) to talk about the Pornhub Premium pass for the True Beaters. Voicemails include: can you date someone that doesn't believe in dinosaurs, wash off the ashes, and pigeons vs rats

JK Simmons (57:20) gives a good clean interview discussing his roles in Whiplash and the M&M commercials, how he keeps a low profile, intentionally intimidating podcast hosts, his iconic acceptance speech, a role with no lines, and then he explains what the weird words on his hat means. John has something he wants to cancel, and also claims to have never been on a date. KFC has the secret to a good first date and a caller disastrous first date at Chipotle. 

KFC, Kayce and Feits breakdown their most embarrassing online moments. From Tila Tequila to Hamilton Island to accidentally texting your crush, what are your most embarrassing moments? Best of CCK includes Coley joining to discussing wrestling YP and Feits, calling Odell Beckham ODB instead of OBJ, what the Patriots need to do to get ODB and if the Alex Caruso video was real. Marty Mush joins to discuss evolution and fiber glass.

Five years ago we did a podcast about a podcast. Adnan Syed, Sarah Koenig and Serial were dominating the airwaves and we thought we'd weigh in on the situation. Now with HBO dropping "The Case Against Adnan Syed" we thought we'd bring back all the old episodes for you to listen to. Volumes 1-4 of Serialously: The Podcast About A Podcast About a Crime.

Rising star Theo Von came by to chat with KFC and Feits about how he's sober (for now) and how Darryl Straberry helped him get there, why he also gave up porn but why he thinks guys at Barstool need to jerk off more, how women ruin birthdays, why we should all fear the Chinese, and what most people think of when they see his haircut. Catch him tonight (Mar 7) in Boston at the Chevalier Theater.

What would the dinosaurs think of the humans that inherited their world? How fun is it to play with dry ice? Beanie Babies and spoiled children. The time John tried to be a Big Brother. Voicemails include: closed captions, Titanic and loud porn, TV blowjob, AITA: bartender obligations

Luke Bryan comes through like a rockstar and chats about American Idol, his place in country music history, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, how little streaming pays, and even critiques John's singing. Afterwards, we hear about John's trip to Chicago to chain himself to a statue, if it's ok to text exclamation points, and being raised in a gym. Voicemails include: port-a-potty or alcohol, moving back in with parents, Bog Saget at my funeral, and whose text history would you want to see 

The fire fighters from Michael Davidson's battalion came by to present KFC with a plaque in appreciation for the money raised for his family. They are big fans of Jameson and beer and got everybody drunk. We brainstorm drunk segments for the future of this podcast and plan St. Patrick's Day. Best of include: The fire fighters in studio (20:21) to honor their fallen, Bryce Harper signs (41:50) with the Phillies and Smitty pops in to gloat, Jared returns to the show and needs a makeover (48:10), Deadspin are the self-proclaimed "cool kids" of the internet and are BIG mad that "Barstool ruined everything", Marty Mush(1:23:24) talks us through a happy ending, Johnny Manziel (1:46:10) gets kicked out of the CFL wile we are on air, Ellie defends her 15 chickens vs an elephant take, Daniela and Snapchat Steve make an appearance (2:02:18) , and Kayce explains how she cucked her guy friends, and Jared and Kevin plan to let the dogs out.

Two legends on the show today, Dennis Rodman (30:25) and Kevin Nealon (1:25:10). Nealon talks about being part of the Happy Madison crew and doing stand-up for 40 years. Rodman talks about watching a girl suck a horse's dick and fucking other guy's wives. Voicemails (59:20) include: the dating report card, fight a gorilla or popsicle fingers, my mom thinks ur gay, and hard dicks are canceled. Also, John has a girlfriend.

Ken Jeong back again, the latest celebrity not impressed with Barstool HQ. He said it looks like our studio walls are lined wit eczema. His new special is out You Complete Me, Ho. So go check that out. Alsoo, Robert Kraft gets a BJ at a massage parlor, John cancels texting like a true moron, and stans Kanye and Ray Romano. Voicemails include: am I too good at sex, are guys stupid or just horny, and can I show my gay friend my BF's dick?