Ice And The Face

WOAH! This is Ice and The Face #132 -11.14.16- and it is here to burn down your blanket fort! Tonight, Sarah and Rick, wearing matching plaid ballet slippers, tip-toe gallantly into the cavern of normies, and armed to the teeth with an Autoblow 2 and some stale Pop-Tarts, we get stuck in the inexplicable, logic-defying spiderweb of human behavior to shed the light of truth on such reality-bending topics as: Swole bulls, drinking from menstrual cups, food from the '70's, a man digging his own grave, unfortunate events involving wedding rings, a torn testicle, George Bush's paintings, backseat meth labs, two fronted sex dolls, chucking crap over a prison wall, fun with grapes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #BrutalComedy Iceandtheface.com Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface --------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalk

Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #131 -11.7.16- and it is here to bleed the feet of our dumpster fire of a reality! Tonight, Rick and Sarah perch on high for the best seat in the global house, armed with Cheetos, squeeze cheese, expired Go-gurt tubes, AND wearing matching bedazzled short jorts! Together, we picnic beneath the darkest of mushroom clouds to laugh gaily at the endless plumes of smoke excreted by humanity from down below, and in the plumes we decode the harsh truths on such damning topics as: Condom-inspired ideas, mansplaining, men getting boob jobs for work, the mannequin challenge, frustrated goat banging, seductive horses, divine pregnancy on Dr. Phil, methed up kitchen rappers, artificial garbage holes for your body, angry squirrel attacks, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Comedy #BrutalComedy Iceandtheface.com Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface ---------------

HEYO! This is Ice and The Face #130 -10.27.16- and it is here to take care of that little problem you don't want anyone to know about! Tonight, Sarah and Rick are joined by the very famous, Rick Barry! Together, we strap on our ivory cleats, eat chunks of meat from the carcass of hope, cavort upon the dance floor of Dante's inferno, drink kale shakes, and chortle gaily at such astounding topics as: Swallowing a stick of butter, bathing in hot sauce, stone-age rug gathering, annoyances of Halloween, bizarre Halloween history, running yourself over driving home from the strip club, a man with half a head, weird ways to die, crack in elementary school, macrophilia, man troubles with bottles, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #PodEntity #Podcast #Comedy #BrutalComedy #Podcasting   IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace.com Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace ------------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/Awesom

Hello! This is Ice and The Face #129 -10.23.16- and it is here to shmear hot butter on your neck and elsewhere! Tonight, Sarah and Rick wander into the back yard of humanity and reach deep down into a mysterious hole in the ground, and with fists squishing around, we dig out a plethora of information tailored to the most primal parts of your brain and elsewhere, and wiggle them around sloppily in your face to give you an up close and personal look at such dainty topics as: Troubles with moose, testicles, pain-memories, wiping deep, passing gas illegally, the exorcist shortage, grown men in diapers...voluntarily, saving imaginary dogs, court in the 1200's, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #BrutalComedy #Podcasts IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace ---------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV ---------

Well, look at you! This is Ice and The Face #128 -10.16.16- and it is here to take care of those pesky tufts of hair you can't reach! Tonight, Sarah and Rick wrap themselves in rubber blankets and venture into what can only be described as a twisted candy land, pouring with the acid rain of inexplicable human choices, only to reimmerge with the best perspective on such incomprehensible topics as: Dead people watching you have sex, urine facials, moms crying over rap music, sweating robots, bottom of the face...robots, a guy who interrupted bears mid-coitus, masturbating to stay awake, back shaving, disappointing messages in bottles, 911 operators who DGAF, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace -------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/Awes

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, YOU walked into ours! THIS is Ice and The Face #127 -10.7.16- and it is here to soothe those itchy little bumps you're so sillily worried about! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back critically acclaimed guest, Tony Horonimous Tedesco! Together, we strap on our boxing gloves, holster several cans of highly destructive bug spray, eat testosterone boosters by the fistful, and slather our feet with essential oils for good measure to safely wade through the mudpit of human stuff to leak the truth on such premium topics as: Spending tens of thousands of dollars to look like David Beckham, crapping yourself in McDonald's, abusing your get-out-of-jail for a day card, glitter and bodily fluids, un-unicorns and brides, exploding poo-boxes, Coors beer and cocaine, mass "exorcisms", DWI's gone crazy, sex robots that are warm in all the right places, the potential pitfalls of Stiff Bull coffee, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOv

AWW YEAH! Happy International Podcast Day! THIS is Ice and The Face #126 -9.30.16- and it is here to blow your tube socks off your foot corns! Tonight, Rick and Sarah celebrate this joyous holiday by slipping on our favorite camouflage Crocs with matching fanny-packs to preparedly skip through a forest of idiotic human behavior! Listen, as we stand in aw of the severe lack of logic and intelligence bestowed upon the earth by beings who consider themselves "superior" whilst exploring the seedy underbelly of such incredible topics as: Demons in your clothes, losing a body in your own home, snakes and silicone, squirrel-hunting gone wrong, intestines on your carry-on, vaginal facial masks, spiders in the toilet, fondling breasts to predict the future, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #PodcastDay #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Podcasts IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace --------------------------------- AwesomeT

Jolly day! This is Ice and The Face #125 - 9.25.16 - and it is here to give your mind hole a good old rogering! Tonight, Rick and Sarah don matching glittering gowns, hunker down beneath the fog of stupid, breathe through the tube of drowning hope, and merrily banter through the rabbit hole of such wondrous topics as: Getting your tubes crossed, repeatedly defecating in front of a store, the importance of eye contact, when helicopters meet cows, the crazy behaviors of Royals, meth and Indiana, wedding albums no one wants, town names like Booger Hole, bodies in hospitals and confusion, drug cannons, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ----------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV ----------------------------------- YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions

WELCOME to Ice and The Face #124 - 9.15.16! Tonight Rick and Sarah strap on matching cyanide feedbags in order to less painfully slog through a nuclear tar pit of human humaness. Together, we swirl down the toilet of everyday life, lost beneath the global darkness of wasted personal evolution, only to land here, tonight, to wade through the mud of such absolutely life-or-death topics as: Umbilical cord art, public nether region washers, a dude who falls asleep breaking into cars, companies tracking your most personal behaviors, vibrator alarm clocks, a robot with an automated sense of humor, synthetic bodily stress relief facilitators, people who marry themselves, a woman hit with a fish, moobs, yolo, and the Oxford dictionary, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #ComedyPodcast IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace ------------------------------- Awesom

There you are! We've missed you! Ice and The Face #123 -9.5.16- is here to accept you with open arms and hard liquor on our breath! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome long time person-we-know, Stonz! Together, we huddle underneath a very fortified blanket fort, rub lamps we bought at the flea market with hope in our empty chest cavities, giggle like banshees beneath a growing mushroom cloud, and strap on our ballet-slippers to daintily plie our way through such epic topics as: Wanda City AKA poor kids' Disney, a mom who wipes her 12-year-old son's butt,  eggplant flavored condoms, VR goat suits, anatomically correct horse statues that squirt lemonade, banging chicken sandwiches, violent hair dressers, a guy who used his wanted poster as his FB picture, crocodile sex, clowns in the woods, revenge with a tractor, frying pan steering wheels, dead mouse paste, bear spray and milk, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #ComedyPodcast IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/

HEYOOO! This is Ice and The Face #122 -8.30.16- and it is here to clean up that little brain rash you don't want to talk about! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome long time friend and member of AWESOME TALK! Ryan for this half our MINI-SODE! Together, we spelunk into the dungeon of the human soul, kick in the back door of stupid behavior, and spin yarns on such pertinent topics as: A man with an affinity for mini-horses, homeless public sex and the news, nude beach rules, when moms catch their sons in nefarious behaviors on FB, chopping off your limbs for insurance money, toilet buckets at Jimmy Buffet concerts, fooling with bulls, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy Iceandtheface.com Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface ------------------------- Awesometalktv.com Twitter.com/Awesometalktv Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Instagram.com/Awesometalktv ------------------------- Youtube.com/Homebarpr

Good to see you! This is Ice and The Face #121 -8.28.16- and tonight, Rick and Sarah are here to fill up the barf bag of your mind! Together, we load our backpacks up with spray paint, dance on the graves of our enemies, and powder our noses beneath a sky filled with gorgeous ash and damned souls just to bring you some perspective on such brain damaging topics as: Other uses for socks, people who pretend to be casual, Tyra Banks, KFC sunblock, family vacation horrors, public Roman toilets of yesteryear, old school Roman eating habits, people who deserve to have their cars stolen, replacing lobsters with hot dogs, drunken purchases, the Denmark baby crisis, a kid's head stuck in a sofa, a woman inviting family to smash bricks against her privates, and a whole lot more! Thank you very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace --------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook

What the dilly, yo! THIS is Ice & The Face #120 -8.18.16- and tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we strap on some feedbags, pull on our g-strings with matching cleats, tie some dead squirrels to our belt-loops, close our eyes and swing sticks around whilst maniacally crying slash laughing into the chasm of stupidity, hoping our minds escape the dumbness of such steamy topics as: The chork vs. the spork, manly scents, folks who live as dolls, testicle-biting fish, having cars chronically crash into your house, the Russian mosquito festival, vaginal stoppers, kite strings and broken glass, potato assault, diapered monkeys fighting Walmart employees, a guy who thought he was dating Katy Perry online, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface ------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebo

GREETINGS! This is Ice & The Face #119 -8.12.16- and tonight Sarah and Rick are once again joined by Tony Tedesco! Together, we crush up some collaxion crystals, strap on the feedbags of stupid human activities, and we push some of the most important things you ever heard through a unique filter of flowery language and joyous banter that could only be described by onlookers as intellectual savage blind rage tamed only by utter confusion! Tonight, we dig down deep, to plow through the ins and outs of such pertinent topics as: Unwarranted hemorrhoid surgery, more on performance art, stolen penis pumps and identity, punishment by robot, bacon-nipples, horrors of uncleanliness, fine cashmere socks for your junk, grapple-hook disasters that effect all of us, mistaking cop cars for taxi cars, old-timey profanities, toddlers as weapons, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy IceAndTheFace.com Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandT

Woah! Ice and The Face #118 -8.3.16- is here to rock your party-holes! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by their partially esteemed guest, Stonz! Together, we huddle beneath the idiot umbrella, armed with Go-gurt, squeeze-cheese, an AK-47, and frilly lace underwear, and together, we ride a triple-seater with extra-long red, white, and blue handlebar-streamers into the chasm of stupid to candidly speak upon such incredible topics as: Water-park mishaps, dumpster-pools, hoverboard fires, Satanic prayers, sucking a fart in, the Squotty-Potty, Pokemon-Go dildos, making a grilled cheese right or else, false-miracles, millennials in traffic,  giving birth while pole dancing, gang-breast-feeding, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #ComedyPodcast IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace -------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/Awesome

HEYOOO! This is Ice and The Face #117 -7.29.16- and it is here to chew your food and spit it in your mouth! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, armed with a bucket of sun-warmed milk, a beer fruit smoothie, and a vomit-bag from the back of an airplane seat, light a candle, spin yarns, and shoot the breeze on such astounding topics as: Condoms and cleanliness, Cronuts and the dead, Hibachi cuisine and outrage, sensitive adult baby people, cow-banging, glory holes gone wrong, lottery winnings and meth, Chompy-masseuses, defecating yourself to avoid arrest, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #BrutalComedy IceandTheFace.com Facebook.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace ------------------------------------------ AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkTV Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV ------------------------------------------ YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions

SUP YO! This is Ice and The Face #116 -7.23.16- and it is here to pump your butt cheeks full up with the fix-a-flat of truth! Tonight, Sarah and Rick buckle up their snake skin boots, munch down a whole container of creatine chews, wear the most darling tutus you ever saw, and flex their pecks at such mind-obliterating topics as: Dining and dashing whilst leaving junior behind, picking up any random grandkid from school, syrup steam, romantic tribbing, lips and poor decisions, shirtless dudes in clubs, puking whilst saying your vows, pregnancy surprises, OD'ing twice in one night, troubling usage of jalapenos, DIY testicle surgery, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace --------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV --------------------------------- Youtube.com/HomeBar

Oh yes! Welcome! It's Ice and The Face episode #115 -7.15.16- and it's here to flush your brain-colon clean! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by our "special" guest, Stonz! Together, we don our loveliest papooses filled to the brim with molotov cocktails of nihilism, whilst simultaneously arming ourselves with nuclear fish gut-blasters from the pacific ocean, all so we can safely and daintily plie' our way through such burning topics as: Stretchiness, fun with fake numbers, wearing a headlamp while driving at night, fake souls and dung weight, how NOT to bang on a train platform, the un-joys of creating more people, a wrinkled female undercarriage, disregarded hoods, embalming fluid and brains, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Comedy #PodernFamily IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace ---------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkTV I

RIGHT OVER HERE! THIS is Ice and The Face #114 -7.10/11.16- The Asbury Park Comedy and Podcast Festival Special! For this show, Sarah and Rick begin by first delving into some choice top shelf mutant-human events, and nearing the halfway mark, we transition over to our live performance at the AP Podfest, recorded at the Asbury Festhalle & Biergarten, where we wooed the crowd with our unique brand of charm as is audibly illustrated by the "Ooo's" and "Ahhh's" of the joyous drinking and somewhat confused onlookers! Buried betwixt parts one and two, we cut into the putrid stink of powerful and pungent topics such as: Idiot public behaviors, service-people rescuing sex dolls, selfie-fans for hair-blowing, Walmart battle-royals, eating hair, female condoms, losing a testicle by accident, pubic-hair-dresses, post-coital dysphoria, masturbating and vehicular mishaps, the inconvenience of animals in the road, abortion-funerals, Ken Ham, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! AND go check out

Over here! Sorry! I couldn't hear you from beneath the boom of fireworks and freedom! THIS is Ice and The Face #113 -7.4.16- and Rick and Sarah are here to meat-slap you with liberty! Tonight, we strip down to our rubber underwear for agility, light a torch, bend way over, and tip toe through the idiot-catacombs of human behavior to twerk our minds at such steaming topics as: Working with a man's low base, casually driving with someone in your windshield, a dude who likes feet too much, the ins and outs of jacking off for charity, ankle monitors and fake ankles, Dating for Under a Dollar, stripping and denim skirts, Dr. Heimlich lives the dream, door to door cocaine salesmen vs door to door meat salesmen, un-sports, we discuss how many drugs are too many drugs to hide in a vagina, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily Iceandtheface.com Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface ---------------------------------- Awe