Ice And The Face

This is Ice and The Face #152 -5.4.17- and we will NOT be juggled with like a small sack of beans! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back the original Ice and The Face guest, Mandrew! Hop aboard our sinking ship of misery as we traverse the murky abyss of the human psyche. By the end of our mind-journey, we guarantee you a feeling of refreshing newness, an almost virginal awakening. We'll call it life-douching. And nobody does life-douching better than we do. Join us, as we deeply discuss burning social topics such as: Problems with public restrooms, trouble with urinals, wiping back to front, wiping while standing straight up, lube jewelry, problems with fake service dogs, adult toys and cleanliness, graveyard flowers for resale, alcohol and Nebraska, testicle applied face makeup, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Dystopian #DarkHumor IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace

Hey good lookin'! THIS is Ice and The Face #151 -4.28.17- and it will rip your still beating heart from your chest and hold it up and show it to you before you die! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome long-term friend, Stonz! Together, we put on our polka-dot boots and wade knees-deep through the ever-expanding sewers of human thoughts and behaviors. Thus, with all our strength, we hold on tight to the very net of sanity, and as one unit, drag the very bottom of the sludge pit, pulling ashore such absolutely pee-burning topics as: When a condom isn't enough, the ins and outs of an unexpected dark arse, fun with donkeys, see-through plastic pants, dirty pants for sale, a mistake by ADIDAS, babies grown in bags, a boy who got hosed and learned his lesson, when community outreach goes weird, sexy carp calendars, beers for the homeless, we learn what happens when your hand gets stuck in a toilet, golf balls in your hash browns, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podern

This is Ice and The Face #150 - 4.16.17 - The Easter Time Jubilee. On this bizarre holiday, Sarah and Rick decide to crouch behind the bushes of normie life, and watch as folks damn near murder one another over chocolate eggs. It's a real funny time. After the Easter Time slayings slow to a gentle screaming stop, we shuffle through topic after topic in our Sunday best, skipping and whistling tunes about such hot goings-on as: Easter and all that goes with that, Peeps, headless & footless chickens, fast food conspiracies, Pan-Cake drink, kickball problems, human nutrition facts, tongue ice pops, when releasing doves goes all wrong, a nurdle of toothpaste, owning a house vs living in an apartment, angry clowns, an unfortunate knit shark blanket, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #DarkHumor #Dystopian IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ---------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Twit

Let's go for a ride! Welcome to Ice and The Face #149 -4.6.17... hope you got your bug spray and tweezers! Tonight, we welcome returning guest and family favorite, Tony Tedesco! As we merrily breathe the toxic air with great abandon, we take turns identifying different stinks beneath a mushroom cloud of a new tomorrow, chuckling at the various origins and getting deep in the science of each normie topic, such as: Fun with fingertips, fun with hefting, Xena, insect...issues, a man who built a wife from scratch, vulgar slang from colonial times, twiddle diddles, Tyrannosaurus Rex foreplay you wouldn't believe, the craziest apartment in Brooklyn, the Medieval turducken, crazy stuff about oats, safe words, KFC in the mail, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Dystopian #DarkHumor Support Ice and The Face and check out our rewards program including extra shows at www.patreon.com/iceandtheface Iceandtheface.com Facebook.com/iceandtheface Tw

ALOHA! This is Ice and The Face #148 -3.30.17- and it will unleash a firestorm of brainwaves so hot your mind will melt! Tonight, Sarah and Rick roll out a tattered, puke-stained, red carpet for our "special" guest, Stonz! As a team, we stand beneath the Volcano of Stupidity, and marvel at the sheer size of the idiotic plume of idiotic ashes! Shielding our delicate eyes from the volcanic splatterings of improperly expelled human energies, we put on gas masks and navigate our way out the jungles of normie-living to excavate some inconvenient truths on such astounding topics as: Kids crapping in a plastic toilet at the bar, infants at the strip club, Jon Gosselin for some reason, a guy humping a cement mixer, neanderthal romance, prehistoric dildos/hammers, Wheel of Fortune mishaps, Coca-Cola and human feces, problems with a guy's anus and a bull's horn, bad ideas for reality TV, a girl whose shadow looks like Rihanna, interesting historical dates, a Santa who sells cocaine, a guy who took a dump in a confessio

Why hello there! This is Ice and The Face #147 -3.23.17- and it will numb all your life-sores! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Lord of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us, as we make camp in the dystopian wilderness, observing normies in their natural habitat. Hear us, as we document the findings and make hypotheses on such off the cuff topics as: Failed fast food ideas, people whose reality show was cancelled unbeknownst to them, how to eat your friends, sex dolls equipped with family-mode, big foot meat, etiquette for escaping from prison, finger hot dogs, mysteriously finding yourself on dating sites, poisoning your spouse for sleeping purposes, Burger King chickens, drinking vodka before work by accident, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #iTunes #GooglePlay #DarkHumor #Dystopian Support Ice and The Face and get extra content and MORE at Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Also, follow the hashtag #Podern

There you are! Welcome to Ice and The Face #146 - 3.14.17! Tonight, Sarah and Rick swim through the chunky sewage of human behavior, only to boldly wash up on the shores of the sad and confused. After peeling our skin off and waiting for new to grow back, covered in bucket loads of hand-sanitizer, we navigate through the jungles of insanity to merrily harvest the truths of such epic topics as: Avatars of your dead loved ones, a woman who birthed 69 children, real doll sex toy rental prices, vending machines from around the world, honoring the dead with fireworks, when turning yourself in goes wrong, Pizza Hut shoes, blue cheese chunks, fun with mailbox slots, a cow in the road, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  If you'd like access to extra content and other stuff, please head over to our Patreon and check out our rewards program! Thanks! www.patreon.com/Iceandtheface ALSO, find LOTS of different great podcasts by checking out the hashtag #PodernFamily on twitter! There is somethin

There you are! THIS is Ice and The Face #145 -2.26.17- and guaranteed it will give you more pleasure than a back-massager from your local novelty shop! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back, low-level esteemed guest, Stonz! Together, we wear normie-camouflage and tip-toe through the brush and bush of this inexplicably under-evolved human landscape, bearing witness to whacky, even zany, human behaviors, barely making it out alive to bring you some serious truth on hot-button issues such as: Stylish condoms, nipple-scrapbooking, vagina glue, Mamma June, tricks to find a stolen car quickly, getting married at Taco Bell, accidentally texting unsavory info to your boss, gross people in public, dogs who shoot first, internet possessed dolls, Victorian era sheep skin condoms, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Iceandtheface #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian #ComedyPodcast #PodEntity IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFac

YO! This is Ice and The Face #144 -2.16.17- and it will help you forget about all that stuff from your life! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back, musician extraordinaire and famous AF guy, Rick Barry! Together, we join forces with a magical mud-skipper, who guides us through the wet and sloppy world of the normies in order to keep us from being consumed by behavior that can only be described as partially explicable, and once we've traversed this garbage-like landscape, we gaily present you with such overtly incredible topics as: Condom fun, other fun types of contraception, the pain of the friend-zone, Burger King sex toys, secretly turning your home into a den of discreet sex toys, Dick Street, funeral selfies, a guy with gold in his arse, depression over polar bears, complaints of a billionaire, plastic surgery gone wrong, fun funeral DVD's, breaking your lease with death, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #PodEntity, #Podcast #Podcasting #Come

Come on out! It's ok! This is Ice and The Face #143 -2.11.17- and it will make you feel more beautiful than the world's most expensive chemical peel! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back Stonz! Together, we gallantly skip through the many microcosms of normie living, dodging idiotic debris, stupidity shards, and wearing matching super short jorts, we guffaw jauntily at such stupendous topics as: Having your dead ashes pressed into vinyl records, fun with email from beyond the grave, dating apps & guarantees, new robust crash test dummies, the KFC Chizza, a million dollar Cheeto that looks like Harambe, GAL-entine's Day, denture questions, a man banging a sewer drain, cartwheel mishaps, guns for the blind, saving yourself with frozen dung, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasting #Comedy #DarkComedy #Dystopian  GET MORE from tonight's Ice and The Face - Get our #PatreonONLY show #4 at Patreon.com/IceandTheFace IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceA

Shiver me timbers! This is Ice and The Face #142 -2.2.17- and it is here to grind the stump of life! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome our good friend, wordsmith, and overlord of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we sit up in the dark, screaming code words into the night, awaiting the shrieking call of the revolting masses, and after roasting marshmallows by the fire, we slap our knee and he-haw on such wildery and wiley topics as: An ancestor with no anus, fun with extra lips, male pregnancy porn, the oldest prostate stones, Groundhog Day and questionable animal suicide, a father and son beating each over an onion, fun with mouth guards, why you shouldn't jump zoo fences, an app that helps you find love through hate, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcasts #Podcast #Comedy #BrutalComedy #PodernFamily IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace -------------------------------------- AwesomeTa

HI! This is Ice and The Face #141 -1.26.17- and it will massage you where you need it most! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back wordsmith extraordinaire, Tony Tedesco! Together, we picnic beneath a burning sky, enjoying finger sandwiches among the decay of human reason. Afterwards, handsomely dressed, we power walk through the mall of a guaranteed doomed tomorrow to wax philosophical on such haunting topics as: Sex musk masks, restaurant discounts for seeing rats, bugs in the vinegar, body slamming mom for changing the channel, devolving crime science, mammal-appropriate sex toys, really bad sex advice, the eyeball licking trade, robbing a bank to escape your spouse, a man with 28 wives, a dong so big it's life-destroying, school children and cocaine, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #PodEntity #Comedy #BrutalComedy #ComedyPodcast IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace ----------

AND NOOOW.... This is Ice and The Face #140 -1.19.17- and it is here to help you rip that dirty crusty old band aid off! Tonight, Sarah and Rick are once again present with Stonz! Together, we fill a sock up with quarters, bum rush through the wild burning brush of yesteryear, and swing that sock full force until BLAM...we smash open and peel back the thick greazy botox mask of today, revealing the horrifying truths about such topics as: Sprucing up your downstairs, the newest cosmetic surgery craze, relocating your nipples, creepy "seeking so and so" ads, the moon, praying to Lord of the Rings characters, weird fun with donuts, weird fun with bagels, Montana road beers, beer yoga, donating old chainsaws, the power of a holy shoe, eating food off of hairy bodies, sin eaters and leech collectors, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasting #Comedy #Brutal #BrutalComedy www.IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandThe

BING, BANG, ZOOM! This is Ice and The Face #139 -1.12.17- The 3 Year Anniversary Show! Tonight, Rick and Sarah stoke the fires of judgement, and somewhat welcome back veteran guest, Stonz! Together, we merrily dip our toes in a river of blood, feast on the bones of normies, and chuckle gaily at the gathering storm clouds of the apocalypse, and, armed ONLY with some stylish undergarments and a trio of hand-me-down jock straps, we unveil the secret truths of such hot button topics as: Fun with back-shaving, Taco Bell chicken shells, sad sex stories of 2016, rocket ship pics, preemies & Ziplock bags, goat yoga, PETA restaurants, the mysteries of Popeye, issues with ferns, combating batwing, disappearing in a pink leotard, track suits and passports in Sweden, a lack of value in value meals, shower beers, sulking for decades, and a whole lot more! Thank you ALL very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #PodEntity #Comedy #BrutalComedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twit

Hey you! Good to see you! This is Ice and The Face #138 -12.30.16- and it is here to rub bacon grease all over your neck! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are once again joined by the prestigious Tony Tedesco. Together, we fight off rabid sea gulls, rip the tags off of pre-bought pillows, make a fire out of dead childhood dreams, and guffaw joyously whilst excavating a ton of truth on such burning topics as: Miller High Life bottles, chainsaw and genital mishaps, the right way to hang toilet paper, what's going on with weather girls and goats, warm sex dolls made to order, a nagging hologram girlfriend, another guy sticking his junk where it don't belong, the grandma police AKA the G-Unit, a sketchy impotence device, going to the store in Pennsylvania & waking up in Alabama, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #PodEntity #Podcasts #Comedy #BrutalComedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFa

Ho ho ho. This is Ice and The Face #137 -12.26.16- The Christmas ...Our Darkest Hour... Special! Tonight, we get our jollies on by skipping through the normie moments that make the holidays seem so blindingly bright! Together, we shield the brains of the world from nuclear rays of WTF by translating actual human behaviors in such a way that your mind doesn't melt all the way down to a stupid soup! We reveal the shocking truths of such cheery and ho-ho-ho-holiday appropriate topics as: Santa shacking up in the right place, fun with cats, race horses on crystal meth, jockeys, how to score your husband in 1939, when sex toys save the day, bones in bones, common Christmas injuries, standing still so long you need the emergency room, paying to look like someone you don't like, Tupac in church for Christmas by accident, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #PodernFamily #PodEntity #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #BrutalComedy IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/Icea

HEY! I didn't see you there! THIS is Ice and The Face #136 -12.20.16- and it will violently tear ALL your band-aids off with great speediness! Tonight, Sarah and Rick huff the breathing air of the normies, and, shielding ourselves from stupidity so toxic it will literally makes your skin melt, we hunker down beneath the smog of human excrement to dig up the rancid stinking truths of such salient and wonderful topics as: Bad disguises, penis arms, hiding contraband in stomach folds and all that comes with that, anus arms, South Carolina all up in your business, trinkets for Christmas, Burger King for Christmas, testicle arms again, frozen CPR mannequins, Russian reality television, wearing horns on your ID, things you can do to APPEAR smarter, a swat team who surrounded an empty house and yelled at it for 7 hours, waking up in the morgue, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodEntity #PodernFamily #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Iceandt

Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #135 -12.8.16- and it is here sandblast your brain meats! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back mildly esteemed guest: Stonz! Together, we hop, skip, AND jump across the quicksand of human reason, armed with a dental dam, some tweezers, and a potato gun to peel back the rinds of reality, revealing the sweet fruits of truth on such important topics as: Ohio beastiality "laws", a guy pretending to be a dentist, ill gotten pancakes, resealing your virginity, parking tickets gone wrong, when Make A Wish backfires, fun with seals and penguins, setting fires out of boredom, Amazon suicide nets, bathroom breweries, drinking and tasers, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #PodEntity Iceandtheface.com Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface ---------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/Awesometalkonline Twitter.com/Awesometa

Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #134 -11.28.16- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special, and it is here to protect you from all that crazy crap you're hiding from everyone! Tonight, Sarah and Rick embark on a magical journey, and armed with cheap hairspray, a lighter, two alien walnuts, and a shriveled turkey neck yanked straight from the cavity, we make merry and get jolly smackin' around this and that about intense burning topics such as: The butterball Thanksgiving hotline, a turkey from 1969, new family traditions, sperm smoothies, the friend zone, $20,000 craft beer and dead squirrels, Thanksgiving in Paris, flip-flop cowboy boots, boiled eggs for sex, potatoes in the mail, kids' toys gone crazy, unsuspecting dead bodies in hotel rooms, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  Iceandtheface.com Support Ice and The Face at Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Vote for us at PodcastLand.com Twitter.com/IceandTheFace -------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline

YE-YAY! This is Ice and The Face #133 -11.17.16- and it is here to deal with that rash spreading all over your life! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the master of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we traverse the empty dessert of human reason, armed with a leaky Supersoaker 500, a thermos full up with the blood of our enemies, and some very posh draperies, and we assume our ultimate form to uncover the hardcore truths on such in-yer-face topics as: Axe body spray in your mouth, Coca Cola selfie bottles, a woman preggers twice in ten days, sperm with capes, cockroach testicles, dissolving humans, a weatherman who's an arsonist, an unfortunate mouse, detrimental penis holes, the formerly brain dead, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasting #PodernFamily #PodEntity #Comedy #ComedyPodcast Iceandtheface.com Patreon.com/Iceandtheface Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface -------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.c