Ice And The Face

YO! This is Ice and The Face #192 -7.26.18! Tonight, we are once again joined by our good friend, Tony Tedesco! Chuckle warmly with us, as we pull on our gas-soaked slippers and tip-toe over the hot coals of regular living just to fish you out a few knowledgeable words on such wonderful topics as: Alternative condom usage, Wegman-iacs, corn nuts, nefarious horseplay, eating your friends nose, jaw power, burglaring Wifi, cosmetic surgery in 1895, an unsuspicious headless body, drinking at stop signs, tearing your own eyes out, Rudy Giuliani and a fecal matter, dangerous public restroom ventures, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Dystopian #Comedy #DystopianComedy #PodernFamily #Patreon #PodSociety #Dystopia #DarkHumor #WTF #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/IceAndTheFace

YOU GOT THIS! Ice and The Face #191 -7.13.18- exists! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back fellow dystopian cynic, Stonz! Together, we grimace hard yet chuckle softly as we dissect the fabric of existence itself. Meld your mind with our words as we verbally run-punch our way through such topicky topics as: Alternate Willy Wonka plots, a literary porn parody of Catcher in the Rye, when your baby is too heavy to save, debris, poisoned food, issues with bath salts, when forgiveness is too much, dating someone who looks like you, calling the cops on yourself, how Hungry Man TV Dinners affect culture, deep fried elk fingers, obtuse ketchup usage, rights and wrongs of hot dogs, turning hair into meat, puking seagulls, the last Blockbuster, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!   #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopia #Dystopian #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #Jokes #DarkHumor #Sarcasm #iTunes #Spotify #iHeartRadio #GooglePlay   IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.co

Well look at you! This is Ice and The Face #190 -7.9.18- and it will simply harm you! Tonight Rick and Sarah hunker down into a bunker of hate to cheerfully seethe and foam at the mouth, while painfully, yet gleefully, delivering you a unique perspective on such grandiose topics as: Audio-book voice-overs, alternative uses for condoms, tongue-born fish-children, screaming sperm, an alternative Golden Girls story line, a senior citizen takeover, a silicone nipple and milk issue, proper cornhole flooring, a game show that pays student loans, tummy vs. belly vs. stomach, Burger King dirt, a guy who tries to "baptize" his whole family at once, drunk sandwich making, fish pedicures, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #PodSociety #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopia #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #Nihilism #iTunes #GooglePlay #iHeartRadio #Spotify #Free  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndT

HI! This is Ice and The Face #189 -6.30.18- and it is here to put you in the car, and take you somewhere unfamiliar, and leave you there! Tonight, we kind of welcome back, reoccurring person on the show, Stonz! Together, we delve into the goings on in the world, and black out and overdose on the stupidity so badly, we don't even know what happened. Listen, as we blather on such greasy topics as: Haunted sex walls, sock machines, sperm ghosts, a guy with exploding shoe cameras, haunted penises, Jurassic Wood, breaking into zoo gift shops, dessert onions, buddy Stonz, an abandoned house on wheels, upcycling, hot fun with bikes, weak dinosaurs, a fatberg museum exhibit, testicles in exchange for an air conditioner, plug-in lawnmowers, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #PodSociety #Dystopian #Comedy #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #Sarcasm #Nihilism #Dystopia #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/I

Well OMG! This is Ice and The Face #188 -6.21.18- and it is here to tear your mind apart...but in a fun way. Tonight, we welcome Czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Joined together by way of similarly thinking brain meats, we throw down the gauntlet of truth and with our insanely mighty incisors, we bite down, tear flesh, and spit into your face, the juicy truths on such sweet and salty topics as: Coked up eels, fish sperm sacks and human tongues, giving your own home a low rating on Yelp, a kangaroo in Montana, angry peacocks attacking luxury cars, archaeologists at Woodstock, ghost hunting and science, briefcase cheeseburgers, woodworkers who chew their projects, man-caves vs she-sheds, public pool induced infections, roast beef with hand-cleaner seasoning, hot dogs that give black eyes, a bank robber who used his ID, being killed by a coffin, violent defecation, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #

YEAH! This is Ice and The Face #187 -6.1.18- with somewhat special guest, Stonz! Tonight, we make our way through the pustular nightmares of the human world. While wading through the muck of the mystery fluids of life, we dive head first into such topics as: The explosive burial of William the Conqueror, foot condoms, foot fetish limits, dominance-farts and nipple pinching, weathered nipples, fish-skin vaginas, idiot cake-makers, nice-foot printed socks, tattoo artists who can't spell, wedding llamas, donkey sealant, bi-sexual beetle misconceptions, selling your school on Craig's List, a guy with a snake at Planet Fitness, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Comedy #Jokes #Dystopia #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

LOOK! This is Ice and The Face #186 -5.3.18- and it will rip ALL your scary scabs off with great force! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, dominant force on the internet, John Lacki of SuperTMH2.com! Together we build a blanket fort out of blankets and huddle together, shielding ourselves from the emerging mushroom cloud of normal person living. Thumbing through the endlessly unfinished book of regular life, we read and discuss such hotly important topics as: The newest yoga pant technology, clown problems, murderous clown women, a car hanging off a bridge as a joke, Sweet Jesus Ice Cream, coypu issues, de-veining shrimp and rats, when sex with a car goes wrong, sweating french fry grease, the new He-Man movie, and a whole lot more! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Jokes #Sarcasm  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTal

AHOY! This is Ice and The Face #185 - 4.29.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, guest-like person, Stonz! Join us, and we dodge the shrapnel of normie living with Matrix like precision, slowing down the very worst of behaviors to a crawl, so we may point, bellow, and deliver to you and your hungry mind commentary on such steaming topics as: Superhero condoms, the actual lack of quicksand in the world, the world of miming, strange birthing circumstances, actual shadow protectors, spray food, a man and a horse and a bucket, upcycling, 1.2 million dollars in stolen fajitas, whether or not it's normal to poop on a plate, pointed testicle tickling, a double jointed man fighting the police, swimming with crocodiles and bad stuff, when a ham fire goes wrong, whether or not farting is bullying, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #Jokes #Sarcasm #TryPod  IceAndTheFace.co

This is Ice and The Face #184 - 4.19.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sit together and the very center of the universe, appalled, but nonetheless guffawing at the spectacle that is normal-person behavior. Join us, as we chuckle at this and that, bringing you the important commentary you need on such dry-heaving topics as: Condom practice, exposing yourself at the mall, eye-mustaches, fecal matter on your eggs, micro ego trips, accidentally climbing a mountain, FB knowledge, renting out a house you don't own, news commentary by concerned citizens, a tumbleweed invasion, aggressive toilet paper usage, public bidets, morning testicle ice water, a stranger eating your Cheetos in your bathtub, an abandoned train full of excrement, a woman doesn't leave her heads behind, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Trypod #PodernFamily #Dystopian #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Comedy #Jokes #Sarcasm  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.c

BEHOLD! This is Ice and The Face #183 -4.7.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome returning guest-like person, Stonz! Together we stick and move, whilst trying to navigate our way through the rotten landscape of human behavior. Join us as we duck and cover ourselves from the shrapnel of the regular old awful world just to bring you the kind of sterling commentary you'd expect in times like these, focusing hard on such apocalyptic topics as: The condom challenge, when trying to impress your friends with a giant clam goes wrong, strange enzyme dangers, firefighter hats that burst into flames, placenta milkshakes, gender-reveal alligator parties, soft-shell crab dominance, family-cloth etiquette, quicksand issues, a guy who eats rug...like from the floor, bathroom fears, when clogging the toilet becomes vandalism, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Trypod #Comedy #DystopianComedy #DystopianNightmare #Dystopi

What what!? THIS is Ice and The Face #182 -3.22.18- and it will force your mind to swing for the fences, cross the line, and go too far! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the Master of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us as we camp beneath the stars on a dying planet, chuckle-snorting at all humanity has to offer! And while the campfire screams with the souls of our enemies, we offer up our deepest thoughts on such mind-bending topics as: A troublesome abandoned couch, blind people with gun permits, falling on someone's knife repeatedly, when you're told you're dead, pickle-juice slushies, Shia LaBeouf in a movie about Shia LaBeouf, sports fans on legal cocaine, spruced up bowling, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasts #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #Dystopians #Dystopia #DarkHumor #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTa

Now that we are all here... THIS is Ice and The Face #181 -3.8.18- and it will rub your mind raw! Tonight, we sort of welcome back to the bar, special guest, Stonz! Join us, as we pull out all the stops, cross the lines, swing the pendulum in the other direction, and dawdle along mindlessly as we abusively inundate your mind with special words on such existing topics as: Lady Doritos, spiders with tails, incorrect uses for sex toys, when you do NOT need a sexpert, a man charged with running himself over, termite soldiers VS ant soldiers, senior citizens on the front lines, the term dumpster fire, fun with Imodium, The Tugrats, the KFC gravy shortage, defecating in a garbage bag, angry escaped sheep, peach pits, 54 human hands, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #TryPod #DystopianComedy #Dystopian #Dystopia #Dystopians #Comedy #DarkHumor #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/Ic

Well now...look at YOU! This is Ice and The Face #180 -2.22.18- and it will scrub you in all those hard to reach places in your brain! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, show favorite, Tony Tedesco! Together, we lavishly regale you with chuckle-worthy musings while slurping down liquid antibiotics for safety and stomp dancing around the campfire, making merry and... Umm... anyway, we talk about such crotch-burning topics as: Scientists and cosplay sex, the new Joker, reptilian sex partners, top PornHub super hero searches, discrimination against alcoholics, pole dancers at the nursing home, scratch N sniff fried chicken cards, Kentucky Fried Quail, getting away on a stick-pony, authentic fire-alarm pulling, internal burning, letting go of the wheel, farts on a plane, AI Valentine's Day terms of endearment, when counseling goes wrong, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasts #Podcasting #Trypod #NewJersey #Comedy #Joke

BINGO BANGO! This is Ice and The Face #179 -2.13.18- and it will pluck out all your painful brain splinters! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are...something, about Stonz joining us on the show! Together, we pack a picnic basket full of alcohol infused Reddi Whip, crisscross electrical tape over our nipples, and climb up on the back of a mighty giant eagle to safely soar over the land of human behavior and observe random societal brick-a-brack just to bring you important words on such soul gnawing topics as: Hot farts, new condom ideas, 18th century British slang, blind beauty pageant judges, a kid stuck in a claw machine, the kind of people who attract ghosts, a man banned from farms, when the face rejects the body, horse yoga, a surgeon who leaves his instruments behind, ISIS and bouncy castles, Denny's wedding packages, Tantric Barney the Dinosaur, and a whole lot more! Thanks you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #IceAndTheFace #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Comedy #Dy

YO YO! THIS is Ice and The Face #178 -1.18.18- and it will get your ears like you're King Hamlet sleeping in an orchard! Tonight, Rick and Sarah somewhat welcome back repeat offender, Stonz! Join us, as we skip through the acid rain of everyday life, feeling relief as our skin slowly melts us to death as we address such wince-creating topics as: Condom musings, the Michelin Man's reals name, a man who cemented his head in a microwave, what constitutes a "prank", vibrator mistakes, other people's computers, barking trains, dastardly squirrels, weird things stuck in body holes in 2017, weird mascot facts, dirty underwear in new pants, getting drunk on alcoholic gravy, fun with broom handles, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dark #Sarcasm #Dystopians #Dystopia IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.

Oh, how goes it? This is Ice and The Face #177 -1.11.18- and it is here to help you rip all of life's band-aids off with great force! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the ruler of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Creep with us through the wondrous yet disturbing world of human beings, and join us, as we point and chuckle at this and that, while drinking shots of bleach to cope, all to bring you juicy enticing tidbits on such pertinent topics as: Unwanted baby holding, eating Tide pods, low odor KFC, 3D printed face dildos, Miracle Whip people, dumpster turkeys, smart fart pills, a dude uppercutted by a bear, obsolete words, remote control related deaths, professional dart throwing, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasting #Dystopia #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #Comedy #Dystopians IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

FINALLY! Hey, this is Ice and The Face #176 -12.28.17- and it is here to fill your heart with unsolicited stuff! Tonight, Rick and Sarah venture deep inside the horrid sticky world of increasingly more regular human behaviors. Come hunker down with us and walk in a crouched manner as we wander around in a winter wonderland of WTF to bring you professionally crafted opinions on such wondrous topics as: Chimp recognition techniques, unflattering Catholic statues, a woman filled to the throat with feces, annoying ambulances, dueling Beardfests, unused vocal cords, planes in India, a guy carrying heroin and human teeth, snow monkeys who hump deer, fingered hoofs, circumcision practice kits, people dropping deuces in public, do's and don't's of finding amputated feet on the beach, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Funny #Jokes #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Dystopians #Patreon IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/I

YES! This is Ice and The Face #175 -11.25.17- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special 2017! Tonight, Stonz pulls up a bar stool and joins us for an epic night of gluttony! Together, we skip merrily through the feathers of millions of dead turkeys, beating off marauders with ham bones and the fruit cakes of yore, and pouring hot gravy into our crotches, all to go a caroling our way into your dark hearts and eager minds with such decadent and sweet topics as: Condom stuff, Thanksgiving issues, fake store uniforms around the holidays, various camel odors, pooping out a living bug, avocado and your potential sex life, orgasms that make you blind, guns in church, a car lost for 20 years, Thanksgiving flavored Pringles, the KFC tent, American gravy waterfalls, selling your home because of aliens, padlocks and penile problems, nuts in your peanuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Humor #DarkHumor #Dark #Comedy #Jokes #Dystop

Merry well! This is Ice and The Face #174 -11.19.17- and it will shake you clear out of existence! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Join us as we push through the war zone of everyday life, dodging stupidness splashing toward us from every direction, with nothing to live on but contaminated water and battery acid! By the end, our mutant genes soak up the toxic waste of normal life to expunge upon you laughable words on such glorious topics as: Global condom drone drops, penile sky writing, "corking" and Honeycrisp apples, apples in general, eating too much gum, farting criminals, would you like frogs with that, stupid pedals in cars, soot warts, ass lips and tongues, toddlers with legal firearms, the worst position in a human centipede, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopians #DarkHumor #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTh

WOAH! Welcome to Ice and The Face #173! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Together, we march with very high knees through the cesspool of existence, guffawing at this and that, drinking vodka by the gallon just to cope, and basically just chuckle-farting our way through such mind-bending topics as: Testicular condoms, garbage people, a pool on the roof of a mini-van, KFC bath bombs, old funny medical procedures, wiping with corn cobs, a masturbating nose-picker, Wiki-How to Avoid Chiggers, weaponized Swiffers, attacking your dad whilst naked, a tooth growing in a woman's nose, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Jokes #DarkHumor #Dystopian #Dystopians #Podcasting #DystopianComedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions