Cry-borg 009

We're joined once again by Teddy for a SPOOKTACULAR CYBORG EPISOOOOOODE... not really, it's just the first one in October. In reality we watched episode 13: "London Fogs", where 007 returns to his home city of London for the first time in 18 years, only to find that there's still some sour memories lingering there.  On today's episode, we dicuss the dangers of being over-pumped, Sean loses his fucking shit, fetishizing memes, domestic 006/007 fluff, and 007's incredibly terrible past hair.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Hey there! Sorry about the delay, there were some audio issues that neccessitated heavy editing. No witty description this time, we just watched episode 12: "Mystical Island".  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Tessa's blog: http://elegant-fleuret.tumblr.com/ 

We're joined by newcomer Johnny for episode 11: "Christmas Eve Mirage"! 003 is on a nostalgic visit to her home city for the holidays, but things soon become very sad, and then VERY terrifying. Topics discussed include middle school anime shame, Sean hitting peak bad manners, Steven Universe hitting peak gay, theater gnomes, more airplane facts, the fact that Sean and Mark know exactly enough French to make total asses of themselves, and fireside chats with president 003. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/

We're joined by our friend Lilly as we watch episode 10: "Operation Auroras"! Yes folks we've got a weapon. That's a weapon with a "W" which turned upside down is an "M" and that stands for MAD MACHINE M1! Will the cyborgs survive to reunite a father with his daughter who thinks he's a monster? Listen to find out! Topics discussed include Sean's terminal whiteness, Lilly's phone ringing off the hook, and the increasing creepiness of 001. And just a warning, Sean does a bit where he yells at 00:44:54, and although he edited it to be softer it still could bother some people.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com 

We're joined once again by Ryan for the episode "Satan of the Deep Sea". 0013's brain is up for grabs, and both the cyborg team and Count Von Count are on the chase for it! Topics discussed include Lumberjanes problems, EA's garbage servers, young Sean's bizarre and inexplicable music tastes, Big Noodles sleep notebook, and alternating cheese current.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Ryan's blog: http://www.garbage-wizard.tumblr.com Ryan's twitter: https://twitter.com/sewerpeak

Today we watched "Friend", a conclusion to the arc started last week, and we finally find out the TRUE IDENTITY of 0013 (it was bread boy, because of course it was). We're joined again by Marty, who is just so, so tired of getting nothing but sad episodes to watch. Topics discussed include the time Sean re-enacted Home Alone 2, the terribleness of MOBAs, sadness math, Dark Undertale, and artistic bread parallels.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

Welcome to episode 7 of Cry-borg 009, and the first part of our second 2-parter arc! Today we discuss "Defeat the Invisible Opponent", which continues our trend of non-indicative episode titles. We're also joined by our friend Teddy, who takes us into the BAD OPINION ZONE in regards to cyborg rankings. We discuss the sudden stop in progressively worse cyborg designs, the Father's Fagin-esque plans regarding the children in his care, and the anime standby of NGE parallels.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Welcome to the Cry-Borg 009 SPOOK-TACULAR! Today we discuss episode 6: "Search For The Professor".  We're joined by our good friend Tim as we watch an episode that shamefully rips off a disney channel original movie (though not the one you might expect.  Topics discussed include the importance of headphones, how fucked up Othello is, and house vore.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Oh geez. That is one unfortunate design for a weapon. Anyway, this week we're joined by our good friend Ashley! We watched episode 5, "Tears of Steel".  Topics dicussed today include: Cyborg 004 and the Infinite Sadness, horses and the terrifying nature thereof, the progressively worse and worse deals that the post-009 cyborgs get, and truly atrocious lab safety. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! Ashley's twitter: https://twitter.com/Yuri_Librarian Ashley's blog: http://yuri-librarian.tumblr.com/ Ashley's podcast network: http://www.audioentropy.com/ Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Dang, are we seeing double? Oh no, wait, it's just 0010 again. Today we’re joined by friend of the show Marty as we discuss episode 4: At the End of the Battle! As the cyborgs confront 0010 and learn his secret, we continue to witness 002’s regression into complete teenage angst, discuss the album art for the cyborgs’ upcoming musical debut, and confirm that 006 is actually a pure, pure food angel. Marty and Sean bond over their love for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, and Mark uncovers the menace behind 003’s sweet appearance. Follow us on twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for updates, screencaps, and dumb jokes!   Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com   

For today's Cry-Borg, we watched episode 3: "The Assassin of Flash"! Turns out the place that made 9 cyborgs up and made another one, and they have difficulty with designating good numbers.On this week's episode, we have our first of what we hope will soon become many guests! Ryan joins us having never watched the series before the day prior to recording, and spends the episode criticizing cyborg fashion and forgetting that 003 has powers. Sean rebels against parental authority and MASSIVELY spoils Diamond Is Unbreakable (sorry about that). Mark works out a design flaw in our big-nosed protagonist and catches 006 in pre-arson.   Sean is available at chum-personable.tumblr.com and twitter.com/Chumpersonable Mark is available at avengifier.tumblr.com Ryan is available at garbage-wizard.tumblr.com, twitter.com/sewerpeak, and at videogamechoochoo.com

Mark and Sean tackle the second episode of Cyborg 009, "The Escape"!Sean continues to obsess over Disney properties from 30 years ago. Mark has some truly horrible shipping opinions. And by god, do they BOTH hate 007.   Sean is available at chum-personable.tumblr.com and twitter.com/Chumpersonable Mark is available at avengifier.tumblr.com

This week we watched episode 1: "The Birth"! Sean likes Scrooge McDuck, airplanes, and jokes that go on long enough to have lost all humor value, and will probably have made a podcast about all of those things within the year.  Mark continues to valiantly resist attempts to get him to watch web animations from the 2000s, and they both agree that 007 is a creepy pervert and that 009 is OP, pls nerf.  Sean is available at chum-personable.tumblr.com and twitter.com/Chumpersonable Mark is available at avengifier.tumblr.com