George Perez Stories

After two weeks gone we come back hard my boil!! Didnt fuck around on this one, shit got weird quick thanks to our sponsors. Jess Monet my home girl cruises over and fuck she wasn't messing around she talks about stripping nude back in the day! She low-key does sound effects during the whole podcast! 3 Plates Tommy cruise over and talks about becoming a dad and how it feels. He ain't the same!! SideDick lets you in on that one time he decked some lesbian dyke bitch trying to square up!!! Stay tune till the to find out what exactly is blown out pussy is.#takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@XGmarksthespot @_jmonett

We back at it at the GPS studio like always shit going down!! The one and only 3 Plates Tommy cruise over for episode #96 and he comes thru with the BZZT backwoods and shit starts to get weird. We all tell a little valentine day story for y'all lames! SideDick drops knowledge on what not to do and what to do while smashing in some one whip!! 3 Plates Tommy gets down a little rant!! Fucker was on a good one. And for everyone always asking we tell some Knotts scamming stories from back in the day!!Take a Shower White Power!!@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_bzztcollevtive@Xgmarksthespot

#95 SideDick Eddie & 3 Plates Tommy & XG by George Perez

#95 SideDick Eddie & 3 Plates Tommy & XG by George Perez

#94 SideDick Eddie & 3 Plates Tommy & Rosa by George Perez

Packed packed house today at the GPS studio! We got Jason Rouse, 3 Plates, Rosa and Drea. Shit gets weird thanks to our sponsors. Drea talks about visiting Monterry for her newest video on youtube called "No Se Que Hacer". 3 Plates Tommy tries to drop knowledge on pachuco and chicano history. SideDick lets you know how the drive up to Folwer was. Stay tune till the end to find out how it goes down when you hook up with a virgin......#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@XGmarksthespot@JasonRouse666@Iamandrearosas@_Bzzt

He's fucken back after 91 episodes, Jason Rouse gets off tour and cruise thru to the GPS studio with 3 Plates Tommy and you know shit gets really weird with these white boy in the mix!! Jason Rouse gets to it right away! He lets you in on the time some crazy bitch decked him right in the face min bump and grind. Knowledge also gets dropped on how to handle a bitch stealing shit from you and how to handle it correctly. Basically just stay tune to find out how nasty of a fuck Jason Rouse is......#takeashowercanadianpower@GeorgePcomedy@_BZZT@XGMARKSTHESPOT@jasonrouse666

Steve flye the man cruises over to the GPS studio for #91 and shit gets crazy weird. We get faded thanks to our sponsors and the usual goes down. Steve flye talks about a stripper losing her wave mid dance. Knowledge gets dropped on how to drive with expired tags "2004 expired". SideDick talks about how he kicks strippers outta work mid shift and how his body reacted to speed back in the day. Shits gets figured out that the yeast season is in. And Steve Flye lets us in on a couple louisiana voodoo spells, shit is crazy what bitches be doing down there....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@sidedickeddie@osoflye@Xgmarksthespot

3 Plates Tommy is back by popular demand!! We go hard on this one we don't fuck around. Shit gets weird quick thanks to our sponsors like always. We start off with camping stories and how down bitches get down in the woods!! 3 Plates Tommy lets us in on that new new drug from RichCrest called Pond water its no joke!! Find out how to cross a check point with weed now a days!! Stay tune till the end to find out which one of us gets down at a BBQ cook out!!! #takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Bzzt_collective@XGmarksthespot

DOPE DOPE dealer shit on this one my BOiii!! We got my homies Toby Hixx and Jamaldo from the Dope Dealers Podcast cruise thru to the GPS studio and shit gets weird like usual. Right off the bat fucking crackheads and getting head from crack heads gets brought up. Toby Hixx goes deep on a personal story about some dirty bitch he fucked back in the day. Knowledge gets dropped on what women should do after fucking. Step the hygiene game up women!!! The dope dealers bring up smoking primos, coco puffs, turbos that lovely shit back in the day!! Stay tune till the end to find out if all strippers are whores?????@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@XGmakersthespot@jamaldoman @tobehixx

Just because you guys asked for a full episode with my boiii Tommy 3 Plates we made sure we put it together. Thanks to our sponsors for always coming thru because shit got weird quick thanks to them. Tweeter sex back in the day gets brought up, how bad and quick a drug deal can go wrong. Tommy 3 Plates tells you about his gains and how his gym routine is going. SideDick talks about his show Scumbag Society and how shit goes down on Tuesdays! Stay tune to find out how I got two lesbians to hook up with me back in the day.....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Bzzt_Collective @XGmarksthespot

Artie Perez & Tommy Bzzt cruise over for episode #86 and shit gets weird my boiii!! You know the usual thanks to our sponsors!! Artie talks about tattooing back in the day where it all started for him. 3 Plates Tommy talks about being a major mac back in the day. We get a little political about the football game in Mexico and how its low-key a conspiracy. And stay tuned till the end to find out how to handle running into your ex at random places.....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie@Bzzt_collective@6_arte_de_guerra_20@XGmarksthespot

Back by popular demand we got Steve Motha fucken Flye and Marilyn Rose together for episode #85. This gets weird quick like usual thanks to our sponsors. Steve Flye lets you know how fucking a fresh off the boat asian went down like. We talk about how fucken crazy the OC Block party was and how shit ended up for us. SideDick Eddie drops knowledge about how fucked up this new generation is. And stay tune till the end to find out what I do to stay healthy low-key.......#takeashowerveternpower @georgepcomedy@sidedickeddie@osoflye@marilyn_rose_

Espiode #84 is out my boiii with your favorite female stoner Marilyn Rose. By the way major shout out to our sponsors like always for coming thru and making shit get weird. SideDick lets you know how is goes down getting head from chicks with one hand. Marilyn lets you know how not to be a creepy stalker. Knowledge gets dropped on how to properly drink and drive if you must. And stay tune till the end for gym advice from 3 Plates Tommy....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Xavierthaone@Bzzt

Technical difficulties on episode #83. Fucken Xavier fucked up and lost like 15- 20 mins of the audio blame him for the short episode. But shit still goes down at the GPS studio like always and things gets weird thanks to our sponsors for coming thru like always. My old school home girl Arlene Lopez cruise thru and lets us know how she just got played for the first time recently, took it like a champ though. Knowledge gets dropped on how to handle a girl on her period and what to do. Tune in to find out whens the last time I wore a condom....@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Xavierthaone@arlenerod619

AJ is back for this 2nd appearance on GPS, and had no idea what we had in store for him this time. We fucken party on this episode so you know we had to cut it a bit short. But our sponsors do there thing like always and start making shit a bit weird. SideDick comes back with his rant and you fuckers aint ready for it. Stay tune to find out what we consider a legal 18 year old bitch. And we calling the Sidedick Army out help us make Aj Youtube famous with his breaking coat hanging talent. Youtube link.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2W2gtnOb4I#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Xavierthaone

Episode #81 is here with the homie Hoopty and the usual goes down. Shit got weird thanks to our sponsors like always. Hoopty takes me back to my Orange County party days at 2nd base, el patio, party crews ect... SideDick tells you exactly whats considered a fat bitch, and lets you know why skinny bitch give better head. You find out that i don't give a fuck anymore!! And stay tuned till the end to find out whens the right time to stop wearing a condom with a female....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePComedy@SidedickEddie@Xavierthaone

BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!!! But foreal though we had to bring my homie motha fucken Steven Flye and Tommy Sosa the BZZT ceo, for this one. This episode is for a fan that reached out to us, thats going thru a break up and hurting like no other, and asked us for some real advice on how to cope with the situation. Flye explains how he caught his girl cheating over the phone and how he handled the situation. Knowledge gets dropped on how to deal with a serious break up and get the FUCK over it. Tune in till the end to find out why your dick is darker then the rest of your body..... #takeashowerwhitepower@georgepcomedy@Bzzt_collective@Osoflye@_thatonex

Knock knock who's there? Episode #78. Episode #78 who? ITS IMMIGRATION OPEN THE FUCKEN DOOR!!! You guys aint ready for this one, My homie the comedian Pat Gallegos and Moon Rocks representative Robert M. cruise thru to the studio and shit gets weird like always, thanks to our sponsor. Knowledge gets dropped on what makes a stripper an OFFICIAL OFFICIAL stripper. Pat Gallegos tell us about how Ice Immigration ended up knocking on his door after getting locked up. And stay tune till the end to find out how to get George Perez Stories stickers and how I got chlamydia back back in the day.... #TakeaShowerBrownPower@georgePcomedy@sidedickEddie@_thatonex@senorgalletano@drzodiaksmoonrockrep

#78 isn't the typical George Perez podcast like always, for this one we got two motha fucken guest today. Evander the usual Pizza guy shows up with some extra time on his hands and we put this fucker on the mic. The Pizza guy tells us crazy ass stories about dropping pizza off at cocaine parties, hoes that forget about ordering pizza ect... But just a heads up mid podcast Pizza guy had to leave, so thats when Tommy Ceo of BZZT Collective replaces him and he lets us know about how he started the company, about his home town RichCrest and ghetto ass oildale, and what he has in store for the future for BZZT collective. Stay tune till the end to find out how to get GEORGE PEREZ STORIES STICKERS SENT RIGHT TO YOU!!!#TakeaShowerWhitePower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Bzztcollective@_thatonex