George Perez Stories

You already know the deal its Tuesday and you know we went hard last night at the GPS studio. The home girl from work J. Diane cruises over to chill and get weird, and damm she wasn't fucking around! She drops mad knowledge about working about at strip club, the etiquette while working strip club and the "DO and DONTS" at the strip club!!! SideDick talks about his cheating days back in the day and how ruthless he was about it!! Stay tune till the end to find out why J. Diane likes small dicks.....#takeashowerwhitepower@georgepcomedy@sidedickeddie@xgmarksthespot@bzzt_collective@j._diane

You already know its Tuesday and you know how it went down last night at the GPS studio shit got weird. We had the homie, the stoner, the comic Roger Lopez, he cruised over we got stoned, partied a little bit and shit started to get real quick!! Roger Lopez talks about only having 1 nut in his sack and gang dry humping bitches back in the day. Sidedick brings up getting food stamps back in the day and what to do with bitches who have WIC. 3 Plates Tommy lowkey gets down as fuck with a corrido and stay tune till the end to find out how to properly do anal....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@sidedickeddie@Bzzt_collective@Xgmarksthespot@rogerlopezcomedy

Crazy weekend for us, so we had to take a couple days off but WE BACK!!!! Its episode #115 and the homie girl from work Dee Lowkss cruises over and shit gets weird like usual thanks to our sponsors! DeeLowks talks about tasering a strip club customer for getting out of hand. SideDick lets you in on how it went down the first time he fucked on shrooms. And stay tune to the end and hear Sidedick do a bump off of Deelowks ass!!!#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_Deelowkss@XgMarksthespot

Its Monday night and you know how it does down at the GPS studio, shit gets weird to say the least. My homie Misfit Soto cruies over to sip a couple brews, the sponsors come thru as well and lit this place up. 3 Plates Tommy talks about how the earthquake impacted his city of Ridgecrest. Misfit Soto lets us in on living in Hawthorne and selling dope back in the day. I just got tested for STD's so stay tune till the end to find out the results.....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Bzzt_collective @xgmarktsthespot@official_misit_soto_skm

Finally he decides to make his special guest appearance on GPS episode #113 the homie, my boiii Dj William. He cruies over and shit gets weird as fuck, not the usual hahaha! Dj William lets us in on a couple of strip club tips and basically gives us the run down on the strip club game!! He's the low-key the strip club champ!! SideDick tells us about this shitty Sunday in which involved closing the strip club down!! Stay tune till the end to find out whats the latest term you should fuck a pregent bitch at...#Georgeperezstories #takeshowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@xgmarksthespot@Djwilltimes3

He's back by popular demand my boiii Steve Flye cruises over to the GPS studio and shit gets weird quick, thanks to our sponsors! Crazy stories about black stripper bitches throwing blows at each other gets brought up. SideDick Eddie lets you in on how much of a dick he is. XG tells us how Skankfest was. Lowkey Killer ran away for a full day stay tune to find out how we ended up finding him!!!#Takeashowerhoustonpower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Oso_Flye@XGmarksthespot@Bzzt_collective

Two this week for you fuckers!! The homie Chingo Bling from Houston cruises thru to the GPS studio. You know how it goes down, shit gets weird thanks to our sponsors for coming thru!! Chingo Bling lets us in on how growing up in Houston was and whats in store for him in the future. Low key stay tune till the end to find out who fucked a homeless chick back in the day and what to do when it comes up in your life....#Takeashowerpiasapower@GeorgePcomedy@sidedickEddie@xgMakresthespot@Bzzt_collective

The homie Joey VillaGomez from Chicago cruise over to the GPS studio to catch up and get stoned as fuck, thanks to our sponsors again like always! The homie lets us in on a day in Chicago back in the 90's and how shit was completely different then that LA lifestyle. Knowledge gets drops on how gang activity in Chicago goes down! Raider Nation gets brought up and how lowkey we're excited about the move to Las Vegas!!! Stay tune till the end to find out how to properly take a piss on the freeway.... #Takeashowergeorgeperezpower@GeoregePcomedy@SideDickEddie@XGMarksthespot@Bzzt_collective@Joey_daclown

#109 SideDick Eddie & Pearl & 3 Plates Tommy & XG by George Perez

He's back to the podcast and back in the states Jason Rouse cruises over to the GPS studio and it gets white boy weird quick! Thanks to our sponsors for coming thru and getting the party started! Jason Rouse lets us in on a couple of stories from being in Europe. Females getting fake tits gets brought up and what it really means. Everyone talks about the pops and how they can relate to them now! Stay tune till the end to find out what SideDick does to people dirty clothes at the laundrymat..... #Takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePComedy@sidedickeddie@Xgmakersthespot@Bzzt_collective

Kate Quigley is back to the GPS studio and she forgot what she had signed up for. Thanks to the sponors for making shit get weird quick like always. Jacking off in jail gets brought up right away, how long you should wait if a girl isn't letting you hit it gets discussed. Kate asked how #takeashowerwhitepower came about. Rosie makes a crazy special gets appearance and you know how thats gonna go..... Stay tune till the end to find out who's circumcised and who isn't.....#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@kateqfunny@xgmarksthespot@Bzzt_collective

You guys aint ready for this crazy episode! Its the wolf pack plus my homegirl Rosie and fuck if you even saw my instgram live you know how its gonna go down! By the way thanks to our sponsors for getting shit weird, they always come thru. We go deep fast, Rosie talks about getting abtucted and raped by aliens! We talk about getting kicked out of amusement parks back in the day for scamming!! SideDick tells you how he handles managing a strip club! Stay tune in the end to find out how Rosie tried to get her mom laid......#GeorgePerezStories@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@XGmarksthespot@Bzzt_collective

The wolfpack is back and its just us for this one episode!! And thanks to our sponsors for getting shit weird quick!! Tommy brings up TJ stories and we get with it and let you in on how to do TJ the right way! Getting robbed in Mexico gets brought up and the way to not get hustled down there. By the way we challenge other podcast for a karaoke face-off listen up on how to sign up. And low-key stay tune till the end and find out how I react to tranny trying to hook up....#takeshowerpussypower@GeorgePComedy@SideDickEddie@Bzzt_collective@Xgmarksthespot

Its just the crew for this episode but shit still goes down!! The sponors come thru and get the party started, it gets weird quick. 3 Plates Tommy talks about some random desert bitch leaving a litter of cats in the mountains. We explain how we judge females on what beer they drink. So change you're shit up bitches!! And stay tune till the end to find out why you should never buy bathroom condoms.....#takeashowerpussypower@GeorgePcomedy@XGmarksthespot@SidedickEddie@Bzzt_collective

Got something a little different for you guys on this episode! I do a special podcast episode outta state in Portland Oregon with Danni Zamudio and Jason Avocado. Shit gets weird everywhere I go, find out how Danni Zamudio got staff, how I almost had a panic attack on the biggest bridge in Oregon. And stay tune till the end and find out what I tell the homies about my experience at a Portland Oregon strip club. THEY DONT FUCK AROUND THERE!!!#takeashowerLApower@georgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@dannizmudio@ezonedafirm@xgmarksthespot

Its a motha fucken family reunion at the GPS studio for this one!! We got a packed house, the homie Ezone and Three Plates cruise over, we also got a camera crew and get that place hot boxed to say the least!! Shit gets weird quick like always, We talk about coming up on stuff back in the day! How its like to bone tall ass females, how committing a crime aint as easy as it use to be. And stay tune in till the end to find out about my sound system in my whip!! IT AINT NO JOKE!!!#takeashowerbrownpower@georgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Flavorsbyezone@xgmarktsthespot

Here to give you the 101 run down my boiii!!! Steve Flye cruises threw to the GPS studio and shit gets weird quick! Thanks to our sponsors again for getting the party started! We start off with peeing fetishes, crazy stripper customers, gangster movies we grew up with. George lets you know why he had to break up with his girlfriend! Low-key stay tune to the find what to do if you got an STD and you're girl hasn't figured it out.....#takeashowerblackpower@georgepcomedy@sidedickeddie@xgmarksthespot@osoflye

Lets just say if you weren't there you fucken missed out! We had the live 100th episode at the House of Eden and shit it was fucken crazy to say the least! A bunch of old guest show up for a quick drop by.... all i can say is just fucken listen up its the good shit!#takeashower100thpower

That's right one away from episode #100 and you fuckers aint ready! The sponors come thru like always to start to get shit weird! And low key we just sit here and reminisce about the older episodes and how shit has changed over time and what to do with a bloody dick! But honestly we just talk about the live #100 episode and how shits gonna go down and how to be a part of it! Don't wanna miss out!#takeashowergerogeperezstoriespower@georgepcomedy@xgmarksthespot@sidedickeddie

Steve Flye my boiii cruises over to the GPS studio for #98 that means one way from 100!!! You fuckers aint ready!! But you know how it goes shit gets weird quick thanks to our sponsors always holding it down! Steve Flye talks about getting locked up for 3 days because of fucken traffic tickets mid day!! And fuck what a story he's got for you guys. He experienced a crazy time while being locked up. Stay tune till the end to find out exactly how the LIVE 100th episode is gonna go down! And how you can become a part of it!Take a shower white power!@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@XGmarksthespot@osoflye