Esn: Eloquently Saying Nothing

In this episode we discuss: • Smut peddling sagas • What dress size we are attracted to • Disliking Soca • What songs we'd like played at our funeral • What our personal theme song is • West African elocution etiquette • Dating advice • The pros & cons of dating 'potential' • Blind dates and running out on a potential because they're ugly • What we'd do if our friend's mother continuously asked for money • Why Caribbean men can cook and male WAFs (West Africans) can't • The exchange of security & comfort in a relationship • If a man could be happy being a House husband • The correct way to eat cereal • The idea of being Trans-Age • #StavrosSays Recommendation : The Spierig Twins movie 'Predestination' Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we welcome guest Lady Andromeda & discuss: • Cyrille Regis' passing and his legacy • Ronaldinho's retirement • The BDSM / Dominatrix industry • How the UK laws have affected the UK porn industry and Women especially • How we'd react if our friend had a sex doll • If we'd do an infomercial praising a sex doll for 150K • Tracey Ellis Ross' equal pay battle with Anthony Anderson of Black-ish • L'Oréal's hair product promotion featuring a Hijab wearing model • Synthetic diamonds for engagement rings • Which of the ESN guys would make the most money as an Escort • A list of the many different fetishes out there • How you have a relationship whilst being in the sex industry • The proposed increase in police stop & search • #StavrosSays Recommendation : Freelance service website www.fiverr.com Connect with our guest Lady Andromeda at: @ladyandromedaUK on Instagram & Twitter Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.face

In this episode we discuss: • Liverpool's win over Man City • Football's VAR technology • Ginuwine's refusing to kiss Trans India Willoughby • If John Barnes is Cooning on CBB or just being real • Oprah Winfrey's 'Time's Up' speech and possible 2020 Presidential run • ANOTHER celebrity, Aziz Ansari, being accused of sexual misconduct • If you kick someone out if they refuse your advances • Goddamn Trump, his shithole comments & all the over foolishness he did this week • Dave Chappelle's new year's special • Columbo conundrum : What we'd do if our partner slapped our Mum • H&M Monkey Hoodie controversy • If we'd let our child wear the H&M Monkey Hoodie in an ad for £2.5million • #BlackHogwarts • #StavrosSays Recommendation : Classic Unreleased Albums + Cormega - The Testament (1998-2005) + Foxy Brown - Ill Na Na 2 : The Fever (2003) + Latrelle Williams - Dirty Girl, Wrong Girl, Bad Girl (2002) + Lord Have Mercy - Tha Ungodly Hour (1998) Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to:

In this episode we discuss: • How many episodes have we done • Oyinbosity in 2018 • Invitation etiquette • Authentic African parties • Nudity around young children • When is bathing a child inappropriate • Menstral cycle awareness • White middleclass male struggles • Jesse 'Messi' Lingard affair • Gender based sexual appetites • How Nigeria made Instagram • Wedding photographer beef • Essence Magazine • The rise and fall of page 3 • Gentrification of Tottenham • #StavrosSays Recommendation : MTV Suga Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Festive illnesses • Seeing an ex girlfriend with a new girlfriend & vice versa • Stavros telling his Ex's they will never get a better man than him • How to help men having issues with their confidence • Stavros' ego v Stavros' self doubt • How we can do better and be better as individuals and as a group • In what aspects we're flopping individually and the issues we as ESN have as a podcast • Lewis Hamilton telling his nephew that "Boys don't wear princess dresses." • Wiley getting an MBE Prince Harry under advice not to invite Obama to his wedding to save offending Trump • Recap of people who have passed away in 2017 • 2017 round up & best of / worst of compilation • Saluting the UK podcasts that have started or made waves throughout the year • #StavrosSays Recommendation : Ready Player One by Earnest Cline Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast

This is The B Side of our two part Christmas special In this episode we discuss: • Drunk stories • Rio Stories • Falling for strippers • Mr Wolf's views on The Lottery Situation • Charles Barkley's $1 million pledge to Black women with a caveat • Straight men getting married to each other for tax break • Inheritance talk • Apple iPhone slow down • UFOs • Disney acquiring Fox • Best superhero films • #StavrosSays Recommendation : The music of RnB artist 'PJ' Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

This is Side A of our two part Christmas special. Look out for Side B later on this week. In this episode we discuss: • Star Wars : The Force Awakens review • Work Christmas partying while Black • The fallacy of the term 'I don't judge' • The Spac Nation Church & the balaclava sermon/grime session • R.I.P Combat Jack • Joe Budden leaving Everyday Struggle and joining Revolt? • Do men want to watch their child being born • Buying Christmas gifts • The Lottery Dilemma • Whose money is whose money in a five year relationship? • Sylvester Stallone's sexual assault allegation • Is this sexual assault situation a generational thing • Is the PC/SJW culture going too far? • #StavrosSays Recommendation : Kwanzaa Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • How well Ghanaians are doing in entertainment • Black Thought's 10 minutes Funk Flex freestyle • Eminem's 'Revival' and N.E.R.D's 'No_One Ever Really Dies' albums • Wu-Tang's rapping order • If Method Man puts more effort into rap or acting • Nigerian restaurant sagas • KFC shop sagas • Sickle Cell and giving blood (SickleKan blood drive) • Car incidents and not going through insurance • TV show Insecure breakdown : MAJOR SPOILERS • Single women and the men they should be going out with • Which TV shows we're watching and looking forward to • Antoine Griezmann in Black Face • The delicate line of racial diplomacy • Gossip & Pillow Talk • A short discussion on the Joyner Lucas - I'm Not Racist video • #StavrosSays Recommendation : Picture calendar gift idea for the oldies Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcas

In this episode we discuss: • Taking on the bad traits of those one hangs around • Being the 'good friend' that a girlfriend is happy her partner go out with • Partying like we're in our 20s • Chance meeting with fellow UK podcasters from The Not Everyday Podcast • Black Women going gym • What we're too old to do now • Stereotypical Black footballer uniforms • Which is the one drug we'd take if we had to do it once • #ListenerDilemma : "Should I re-date my Ex who is friends with my other Ex?" • What would you do if an acquaintance puts a sexually explicit video of your woman on social media after an argument • Would we tell our boy if we had a personal sex video of his misses • Russell Simmons' third sexual assault allegation & him stepping down from businesses • Will the #MeToo movement cross into the Hip Hop community • Reggie Yates' stepping down from TOTP after 'Fat Jews' comment • Jewish clap back the strongest in the game • Return to the Libya African slaves topic • School bullying : We're we on either

In this episode we discuss: • Gay hating Bashment music • Dancehall / Bashment / Ragga artists banned from the UK • What people slow dance and grind to in clubs these days • Listening to old school lyrics with adult ears • Michael Jackson owning The Beatles, Destiny's Child & Eminem's publishing • Dancehall Battle • DSTKRT venue closing down • Putting a partner or a parent first • Denzel Washington's comments on absent Black Fathers being blamed for numbers of Black in Jail • Smacking children • Children pushing boundaries • What music we'd want our children listening to • A bit of football (Adebayor celebration against Arsenal, Arsenal v Man Utd) • Power Ballads • Libyan Slave Trade • #StavrosSays Recommendation : The Amazon Price Tracker site www.camelcamelcamel.com Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast esnpodcast@gmail.com "@esnpodcast" on all other social media & use #ESNpod so we ca

In this episode we discuss: • Harassment from airport immigration officers • Nigerian v British Passports • 15 year old Terrell Decosta Jones-Burton's servere injuries by police during being detained for suspected mobile phone theft • Corrupt police in general • Which children's stories have underlying aspect of sexism and racism • Black women fighting battles for other fractions/communities before themselves and their own • Ignorance from other communities to the plights of Black women • Touching Black people's hair • Black men not defending Black women (again) • How men can abandon their own children • If sex with another person would be an option if someone in the relationship was not able to sex anymore • The Oxford Street mayhem • Zimbabwe's new president, Emmerson Mnangagwa, promising to compensate White farmers • #StavrosSays Recommendation : The Prince exhibition "My Name Is Prince" at The O2 & The Jean-Michel Basquiat exhibition "Boom for Real" at the Barbican Connect with us at & send your questio

In this episode we discuss: • What it's like for MadCat to live with Stav • Stav finally fixing the shower! • The What The Health documentary • Wahala reducing his meat intake due to watching the film • The Coup of Mugabe in Zimbabwe • African leaders staying in power for too long • If a woman should leave her husband if there was a coup and he had been taken hostage? • If Serena or Venus looked better at her Serena's wedding? • What Black women have to think about regarding their hair in the work place • How we'd react if a man came for a job interview in full Agbada • Refusing to wearing clothes from your partners Country during a wedding ceremony • How we'd deal with our daughter dating and then being impregnated by a boy who verbally and emotionally abuses them? • The loss of one of the ESN Villagers. R.I.P Sharonè Knight • #StavrosSays Recommendation - Apps Google Photos and Snapseed Connect with our guest MadCat at: www.instagram.com/theoccasionangel Connect with us at & send your questions & comme

In this episode we discuss: • Wahala being a spoilsport & control freak • Former MP, Priti Patel's dodgy holiday • Tory Backbenchers looking to snake Theresa May • Why the rich want Brexit • More conspiracy theories • How South Africa has changed since the end of apartheid • The worst thing would we'd do for 1 million pounds • If successful artists who have had tragic beginnings would change their past • What music would be like if artists didn't take drugs • What the ESN guys' addictions are • Wahala's pledge to lose 2 stone • Why Black people may be afraid of exploring less conventional sexual activity • If women or men would be more likely to get involved in BDSM • Meek Mill breaking probation and going to jail • How Nicki Minaj seems to have stopped supporting her brother during his rape/pedophilia case • Lupita Nyong'o speaking out about Grazia changing her hair for their front cover • Who was at the forefront of the Black women's natural hair movement • Webslinger's attempt to prove his innocence of the

In this episode we discuss: • Crack Heads • Best way to get robbed • Vicious dogs • Kevin Spacey being a sexual predator • #Windowsillgate • The one time in band camp when Stav got drunk • If responsibilities ruin lives • Dogging & sex in public places • Tyrese and his family/mental issues • Losing touch with close friends and how that happens • Conspiracy theories Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • String vest appreciation • The Armenians stealing prosperous Blacks • Stress management • African hospitality • The many personalities of Stavros • Dj Envy's shenanigans • What are Gay tendencies • The proliferation of sliders • The definition of a Cougar • Outrageously romantic mandem • Work husbands & wives • Who actually runs the household • The way of the woo • Women asking men for dates • If there is ever a time you can't or shouldn't approach him/her Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Disappearing Suya spots • If you can be pro Black and not want to eat African food • The fine art of haggling (pricing market) • Being mistaken for a Jamaican • The criteria of 'preference' • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal (recent update) • Who is looking after the sisters • Men holding men responsible when appropriate • Displays of Uncle behaviour • Stav's inability to admit defeat • Who is the better rapper turned actor Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Our favourite Michael Jackson songs • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal • Casting Couch culture • If sexual assault come from being in positions of power • Men mentioning daughters when denouncing sexual misconduct • British rappers moving up to another level • Eminem vs Black Thought • Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson vs 'Baby Boy' Tyrese Gibson • Holiday anecdotes • Eminem and Mysonne's B.E.T. Cypher Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Stavros and Wahala arguing constantly • Nigerian Independence • If Nigeria has a culture of corruption • Nigerians that are doing well throughout diaspora • If we'd prefer to have a virgin or experienced wife • If we want our women to be desirable to other men • If we'd date a close family friend who you would refer to as a cousin • Asking to date one of your friend's sisters • Being a servant to your partner • The punishment for stealing sperm and impregnating • Beard Gang Facebook Group Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Our 7 year anniversary in the podcast game • Using feminine terms to describe men in a bad light • The difference between alpha and beta men • Wizkid's concert & Redux video • Akon's Africanness • If our podcast is too Black • Obama & the rise of the Right Wing • Las Vegas Shooting • Gun control • Dizzee Rascal v Wiley • Stormzy's new mini movie and him becoming the voice of young Britain • Hugh Hefner's death, his prenup and his pimpin' • Wendy Williams' husband's side piece of 10 years • The D Challenge & The P Challenge • If straight Black male privilege exists • Why famous Black men date White women Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Famalam, the new all Black comedy show on the BBC • Trump vs Kim Jun-un and their childish back & forth • Emmys' so white • Issa Rae Supporting Blacks, just because they Blacks • Our favourite opening scene in a film • Kevin Hart supposedly cheating actually being a victim of rape • Piers Morgan's questioning of White people singing the N word • What we'd do if a man dick slapped us • Why men cheat • Which type of cheating bites the most • The Caucasian obsession with the phallus • Racism in interracial relationships Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com