Digital Strips

There were many good things about Payback that the guys agree on. There was also one match that was Steve's pick for Match of the Night. We will not talk about this match (but they totally talk about that match). Also, Braun continued his dominance, Sheamaro turned ugly (and amazing), and the Fashion Files were officially opened. Don't worry, crying is absolutely ok here.

Steve attended Sakuracon and wondered just how different we all are, really. He also discovered adaptive homeless people, which really sounds like some promising tech. Jason, meanwhile, besmirches anime and usually falls asleep before he can watch enough to form a cohesive argument.

When it comes to vomiting, it’s best to act like a Boy Scout and be prepared. Also, are all Target bathroom sinks designed to spray your crotch? Jason investigates. Also, Steve and his son are especially adept at finding dead men in bathrooms. Use this knowledge to determine when or if you will accompany them to the can.

Alistair Black is an awesome kickboxing vampire, we think. There are other things to talk about that don't matter as much, but we'll run them down anyways. We do have questions, like: is a dumpster threatening when worn as shoes? Does Ziggler think owning a monkey and a ferris wheel is a bad thing? Are Breezango really the number one contenders for the SD Tag Titles? When will Jack Gallagher finally get his due? When will the Hardyz break, and will Cesarmus be the ones to do it? Does Steve think of Joe vs. Lesnar in bed? Will Jinder ever return the WWE Title? And just what ARE Great Balls of Fire?

There's middle of nowhere, and then there's the wide expanses of Idaho. Once Steve tells Jason all about the more colorfully-named parts of his home state, it's on to a couple of comics that show their animal instincts proudly with Scurry and Ghosts of the Gulag.

If you've ever used one human being to hit another human being, you know how satisfying it can be. Nia Jax does it. Braun Strowman does it. Big people prefer to use smaller people as weapons, it's canon. Also, Jason gets to educate Steve on the nuanced career of WCW's Lodi, both guys freak out over Jinder's current freaky body, the Colons could be a thing, Joe shouldn't cut promos after matches any more, the perfect time to watch 205 Live, and why Strowman is STILL the best thing in WWE right now.

Ever hear a short guy and tall guy come to terms with the appropriate lengths of a pair of pants? Ridiculous. Luckily, this podcast is about webcomics. Together, the guys look at A Comik and Elf and Warrior.

Autocorrect is judging Jason, and he doesn't appreciate the judgment. Steve is going out to the ballgame, and he only wants peanuts and ... grasshoppers? Like, the insect? Also, priests might find it uncomfortable to take in an indie wrestling match. Shocker!

Raise your hand if you hate ambulances! Also, Roman Reigns. If you raised them up for both, you were in luck this past week! Also, the shake-up went down and we’ve got brand-new feuds to look forward to! Ambrose/Miz! Zayn/Owens! Mahal/English! All that, plus: Wyatt and Balor will compete to see who is the silliest wrestler in WWE, the Cruiserweights made it a week to remember, and Drew McIntyre made his re-emergence in NXT.

Steve loves his new job, including all the naked dudes he can look at in the hotel across the street. Jason was disconcerted by a large cadre of naked men (in a locker room) (that he wasn't supposed to be in). And together, the guys decide to stop hatin' on those happy, naked souls.

Steve's nerdy, bulky backpack got him stuck in a bus door, and he was quite embarrassed. Jason attempts to give us all a listen to the smooth, soothing sounds of his digestive system. And we find out just how hard it is to have gas in a skyscraper.

What is a webcomic? Does that term matter any longer? Did it ever? After the guys give their mercifully brief thoughts on this topic, it's on to the comics! This week, Jason brings Irregular to the table, while Steve presents us with Wooden Plank Studios.

After a seven-plus hour broadcast, WrestleMania 33 is in the books. Who won? Who lost? Who traversed the longest ramp in recorded history? All that, plus: interesting battle royal finishes, HHH erring on the side of motorcycle safety, why Cesaro/Sheamus are the best tag team, and SUPERSTAR SHAKE-UP!!! The more things change, the more they change brands to give us fresh match-ups.

Do you like to save a buck or two when you travel? Steve, the Frugal Frolicker, is here to show you how you can sleep in your car to experience the exotic local eccentricities! Went to China but forgot your personal toilet paper? Pick up a few realty pamphlets and your bum will beg you to move on up! Also, Jason has apprehensions about traveling and yes, they're mostly about bathrooms.

We've arrived! The speculation ends as WrestleMania begins! Will The Broken Hardyz resist the temptation of tag team ladder matches? Will The Gorgeous Vampire Baron Corbin bring prestige back to the Intercontinental Championship that we forgot Dean Ambrose currently holds? Will we see a shooting star press from Lesnar? Will JR and The King return to call one more match? Will we care about Wyatt or Orton when all's said and done? Tune in to the entire 6-hour extravaganza and find out!

Once a quick discussion of bladder control is had, the webcomics talk can begin! This week, the guys look at the adventuring group-inspired Thieves Can't and the dark whimsy of The World In Deeper Inspection.

We're nearly there, Maniamaniacs, and the sign is getting so big, we have to remove seats in the arena! In the buildup to the Showcase of the Immortals, the nUsos take the SD Tag Team belts, Shane-o-mac makes bad decisions, Raw becomes a rudderless ship, and the guys ask the important questions, like: who DID win the first Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? (It was Cesaro.)

Jason can't forgive a hair, any hair, in his food, and the bathroom isn't a great source of confidence, either. Also, both guys want to know, are women nesting when they build piles of hair in the shower? Meanwhile, Steve told his daughter a fantastical lie to encourage good eating habits, but that falsehood may someday have grave, and/or hilarious consequences.

Let your hair down and hear our thoughts on a magical good time with Witchy, a comic that encourages you to grow it all out (but not too much). Steve also brings us Slack Wyrm, a comic about a saucy dragon, among other things. We also present On a Sunbeam, a comic about trolling around the galaxy in a fish ship and cleaning up the ancient messes that people leave behind. Comb it out and turn it up!

The Fastlane to the on-ramp to Wrestlemania has come and gone, and both Steve and Jason feel less than whelmed. Will the cruiserweights continue their momentum from their tremendous showing? Can Bayley up her game heading into Wrestlemania? Wouldn't it be better for EVERYONE to have a spear, since it's such a devastating move? Why does Bill Goldberg sweat so much doing so little? The answers to these questions, plus: No one will be cheering Roman at Mania, the refs need to learn how to drive a forklift, and Emma debuts soon!