Double Deuce Podcast

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley is back with us in the future past as we recorded this bad boy back on the 12th and today is Boxing Day! Happy Boxing Day, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, chill vibes, we love you! We may refer to this episode as number 319 but rest assured it’s episode 320. 319 was our live holiday episode last week. Blame the beer and the time travel! The Notes: Do you enjoy our number antics? Please check this box! #LadyDemographics! Happy Boxing Day again! We’re in the future! Courtney came here to bury capitalism, not praise it. Courtney has enough signs that say “believe,” thank you! Believe vs Don’t Stop Believin’, who would win!? Marry, Fuck-word, Kill: Live, Laugh, Love! Will and Nelson are civilian wig experts, wigonados, if you will! Like Jesus said, “Blessed are the wigmakers!” Will’s writer quality scale— 1) Marcel Proust, 2) James Joyce, 3) John Irving, 4) the Witcher Guy, 5) Dan Brown— all other writers fit somewhere within this scale! Lost in Space poop talk! Teaching our kids

We’re in the side room at Murf’s for this year’s holiday show, with guests: Amber Fraley (buy her book!), Molly Scanlon, Our Waitress Cinnamon, Allison Puderbaugh, Keri Mack, and Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! We got the audience gifts out of Will’s garage and/or first marriage! The notes: Advent calendar controversy! Nelson brokers a deal between Will and progress! Disposable socks! A real bad Wednesday! #DDDoesItRight! Nelson Fantasies calendar! Light-up jacket! Will learns a lesson: a Christmas miracle! Amber’s book tour continues— buy her book, The Bug Diary! Mixed opinions on Andy Richter! Nelson may or may not be skeezier than Andy Richter! Amber created quite a stir down at the library! Will’s wife likes the big danglies! Oliver prefers glitterbombs! Somebody is getting extra butter for Christmas! God tried to murder us! Will’s a Dust Bowl truther! Songs, arrests, a no-holds-barred bathroom experience: Applebee’s is doing fine! Breakfast sandwich maker or robot centipede! Breakfast sandwich stillsuit

Newly anointed Mayor of Lawrence Courtney Shipley is here! The Notes: The mind reels at the possibilities of Will guessing numbers! Will has bread questions! Will has a lot of opinions about his and Nelson’s collective “jam”! #LadyDemographic! Ads for Applebee’s bathrooms and the Bug Diary by Amber Fraley. Go read the Bug Diary and remember that while there are no rules inside the Applebee’s bathrooms, once you exit them you face humanity’s justice! No backrubs, just candy: the life of a mayor! The Topeka Zoo is why the rich hunt human beings for sport! Canada vs big, angry, grey bears, who will win? Sports Corner! Will’s NBA hot tub party! Will’s gonna boil his Bojan! Courtney deuces us out using all the v words! These notes may have taken a euphemistic turn that belies the true nature of the hijinks contained within! Caveat Emptor! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/re

Zooming again because life is a weird pile of nachos, man. Starting with a Sports Corner because Nelson is watching Broncos at Chiefs while we record! The Notes: Nelson is excited because he’s watching football! Will went on a writer’s retreat and he had a great time! Will finished his new play and also wrote a story! Will is pigeonholing the Creepy Ron community! Buffalo Bill is a bad road trip companion! Our friend Courtney becomes mayor on Tuesday! Our influence grows! We need a mayor’s office or we should make a mayor’s office within a city business! Let the mayor conduct their business in and around Leeway Frank's like a mafia don, you cowards! Will wants Lawrence to be more like the Matrix! Nelson teaches Will about hard halftime show realities! Our favorite halftime shows! Applebee’s is like an angry bear in your guts! Applebee’s needs to realize how much we could help them if they’d only ask and pay us money. Ed Parker will let you on his Onlyfans if you dm him or use the secret hashtag in this episod

We’re zooming, which probably isn’t ideal sound-wise, but we’re back and we’ve got Ed Parker! The Notes: Ed got kicked out of the bible! Ed Parker loves unclean women! Will’s love language is cheesecake! Ed wants us to eat cheesecake with him on his Only Fans! Nelson is the Stick of Literature! Nelson catches Will in an embarrassing carrot situation! Nelson invents cheesecake salad! Mark your calendars for Saturday the 18th, we’re wanting to do a live show that night! Watch this space for the details! Drug parties in the library stacks! Capture the Flag in the library stacks! Only Fans Book Club! Ed’s job forbids him from pretending to be a bug! We watched that Wheel of Time show, so we do 10 minutes of Wheel of Time talk! Buy Amber’s book for the love of god! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify,

AW CRUMBS! We couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 9! (one shy of the fabled CentenniDeuce!) Real ones know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten brand-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish, and this one really stretches the definition of the word ish, folks) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer: 42 Artery-Clogging Minutes! Why not more salad talk!? There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, cause fucking… dammit! We’ve got guests, though! Auman & Skye! Here’s the Contents: Do You Remember the Pandemic? or Country Western Sister Feud (5/30/21) Auman Talks About UFOs, or Unassailable Alien Peens (6/13/21) (w/ Auman & Skye!) Auman Talks About UFOs Part 2, or Free Moon Buggy (6/13/21) (w/ Auman & Skye!) Will Hates a State, or Will Thinks Nelson is Worse Than Hitler (6/24/21) Skye’s New V

Amber is back hanging out! The notes: Will is talking Chex Mix! Will’s DMs are open for your filthiest Chex Mix erotica! Will uses butter as a sexual lubricant! Nelson is still hitting hard! Will is suspiciously dodging questions about gluten! Will is in the pocket of Big Wheat! Will is in the market for ass-to-lip balm! Will’s bakery story! Nelson’s DMs are open for your conspiracy theories about Will’s gluten secrets! Sports Corner (from last week), go Spirit! All of our DMs are open if you want to get in on the ground floor of ass-to-lip balm! There are no rules in the Applebee’s bathroom! Applebee’s isn’t doing shit, they’re terrified of the discovery phase! This ass-to-lip balm is gonna start a Shark Tank feeding frenzy! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty muc

Amber Fraley’s book is out and she’s here to talk about it! The notes: Will is Tokyo drifting the sweet spot on the mesa! Amber’s here, but not on twitter! Amber has had 7 twitters! The other ways Amber is like trump! HARD-HITTING INTERVIEWERS! We’re the Woodward and Bernstein of the Berenstain Bears universe! Yakov Smirnoff was a tool of the state! The dark side of Branson! Amber is a Branson 10! If only Oprah was a better interviewer! A sponsored ad for Amber’s book and also Applebee’s! How many swears can you skate by with doing the Patsy Cline musical!? Will would change a lot of Patsy Cline’s backstory if he could! Sad to report a lack of knife fights in Amber’s book (sorry mom!), but you should buy it anyway! Will insults Amber! Shoutout to the Ukraine! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify,

It’s the second episode goof-em-ups! The Notes: We look back fondly on 311! Will is a Banana Buttcrack! Will elucidates the reasons why he is and/or has a Banana Buttcrack! We spend more time discussing banana physiology than you’d likely prefer! The Banana Buttcrack you deserve! Nelson crafts an Applebee’s ad for Stefan in particular but also for the universe! Will tries to talk about cricket! The battle between baseball and cricket was fought and Will was there to spectate, dear listener! Baseball in England vs US high school baseball, who would win!? The corridor of uncertainty! The spooky ball drops! Happy Halloween! Vote this Tuesday if you haven’t already! Might we suggest Bart Littlejohn for Lawrence City Commission? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much

Super Dune-sized episode! DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WILL MAKE YOU DANCE and also DUNE SPOILERS! Notes: Episode 311 with the 311 Intro! Right up at the mic style! Nelson danced more than Will in the 90’s! Field Days of the USA and their variance! 311 was the height of Rome! Speaking of climate disaster, time for a Dune deep dive! What did you think about Dune #DuneReview! Jason Momoa Appreciation Corner, the Momoa MoMA! Where we come to Dune and what we think about it! Will is in love, Nelson is less so! This episode is extra long in honor of the length of Dune! Dancing out of here! All mixed up, don’t know what to Dune! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online a

We had to do this one on Zoom, but Jason Keezer is here! The notes: Keezer has questions from the people! Will is secretly Moldovan! Sarah is trying to kill us! What animals could we barely defeat!? Wizard Corner! Front facing wizard vs secret cabal only!? Don’t go against the wizard union! Interdimensional Applebee’s! Will tries to take Nelson’s power! Keezer has a cool book called Field Guide to North American Zombies available at Chops Comics, The Raven Book Store, and Wonder Fair! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from C

Second episode madness! The Notes: Will is watching you, and yes, it’s creepy! Oliver is a reporter! Will’s fighting his son and eyeballs are popping out of heads! A brief Deadwood reminiscence! Jason Momoa is Will’s favorite actor! Will endorses Jason Momoa for public office! Nelson hits a dinger! Nelson uses giant inflatable skeletons to pull a double-reverse Sonic! Will loves fanfiction! Nelson only enjoys Super Mario related fanfiction! A brief old website reminiscence! Ask your parents first! The wise old wolf in the woods! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Nelson is still infected but we’re still here, still fighting! Sorry if it feels low energy, though. The Notes: October is the Crown Prince of Months! Fall is rad as fuck, man! Stress will kill you! Something more fun than dying of stress! Applebee’s: Eat a salad, you’re going to die (but not this salad)! That doesn’t trip Will’s trigger! Nelson watched things! Things we watched: Y the Last Man, Squid Game, Midnight Mass, Foundation! This Yorick is more annoying than necessary! Lee Pace is a good space emperor! We answer your questions! The answers you seek lie with Gallagher! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring R

Nelson’s got the sciatica and the sinus infection, so today his beer of choice is lack of sleep! Here’s the notes: We’ve got grit! Will turns it back on the audience! 5 solid minutes on why dogs (and cats for that matter) shouldn’t play basketball with humans and those rules should be in the books, it’s been decades you guys! Never forget we’re blackmailing Applebee’s, not the other way around! Big ups to Jefferson’s West for being swell and helping out the Willow, go buy their food or something! Will is the Laura Lorson of Snapchat! Nightmare filters! Amber, please fire up your transmogrifier! Facebook is the absolute worst! Is Will still hot or not? We get attacked by a car! Is Nate Silver hot or not? Is Will less honest than the Arizona GOP? Bringing it on home! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spo

It was a bad episode for notes, but here they are: Sirens and cicadas, the sounds of the season! Starting off dark today, I guess! So, there’s a new Matrix movie and we’re not sure how to feel about that! Cell phones and their line of demarcation re: movie plots! Taking the potion so he can squirt eggplant! Speaking of what kids like and 9/11! The five kinds of British people! All the ladies are Dame Judi Dench! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you! Patreon

And we’re back! The Notes: Reminder that Nelson is a Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Robot Corps! Robot rights and an end to robot racism! How much do Roombas cost!? Aunt Sandy’s still got the one eye! Don’t mention the finger! Athiests can talk to the robots without souls! What side will Nelson fight for in the impending robot wars!? Some stuff to watch, some of which is dystopian! Date night at Applebee’s! What are they trying to hide!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’

DANG, GUYS! We didn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 8! (OCHO!) OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer: 39 Towering Minutes! So many minutes that stacked end to end they would threaten god! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, cause WHOOPS! We’ve got guests, though! Wait, no we don’t. Still, we’re coming at you early as a Labor Day weekend treat! That’s something! Here’s the Contents: Crumpets are the Inbred Cannibals of the Breakfast Breads, or Do Better, England! (4/18/21) No More Content Please, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Not Watch More Clarice (4/18/21) Wine Review, or Double Deuce to Beetlejuice in 2 minutes and 30 seconds (4/18/21) Mondays with Popeyes, or We’re Not Ready to Talk About Th

Molly Scanlon is back! Here’s the notes: Will has quick reflexes! Will could be in the Secret Service! There’s a serial killer on the loose and they’re serial killing all of our restaurants! Another edition of What Used to Be What Where, but this time without Andy Morton, just in case you don’t like Andy Morton, in which case hey fuck you man, he’s our friend, but also this one’s for you! Krull holds up! The Buttercream Gang doesn’t hold up! Sports Corner! French Corner! #DDEggStyle! #DDFuckEggs! #DDSorryEggsfortheAggressiveOpposingHashtag! Some egg problems are worse than other egg problems! Will is an egg-negger (he negs eggs)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his a

We have special guest Molly Scanlon, and she’s got eponymous possum problems! Here are the notes: The Era of Jock Jams remains! Will is a man who will fight for your honor! Welcome to Cetera Heads! Molly’s got a possum problem in the Winnebago! Venkman is not without his flaws! Will disrespects Sigourney Weaver! Mission Impossumble! Repairin’ the LeBaron! Sproing vs No Sproing! Filling the Car Talk void! Will worships the chrysalis, not the butterfly! Will walks into Nelson’s trap! Aumaned you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsors

We have officially outdone the Spartans! Here are the notes: We’re in the Era of Jock Jams now! Nelson is wrong and here’s why! Will’s Mom is our biggest fan and that’s why ha has to call her out! Conroy’s is retiring next weekend (we believe on Saturday)! Monasty Monastery! Will’s son has fond memories of that bar! Nelson does NOT want to marry the bench. Will would fuck a common street bench. Some asshole burned down the Wishing Bench: if you know something, contact the authorities or Mackenzie at the Lawrence Times! Speaking of the Times, check out their 785 Collective, a listing of some local LFK podcasts including this one! Podcast solidarity! Applebee’s: You Don’t Gotta Go Far! Applebee’s: Call Your Friends to Expand the Search Radius! Measuring time in Jock Jams! Nelson refuses to thrice be proved a liar! We finally talk about Loki, and it’s positive! Jock Jams Outro aka Will fights for breath control! We’re being watched… Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & In