Double Deuce Podcast

The Notes: Get out of our dreams, get off of our lawns, and get into our car! We recorded this while driving back from KC after a successful afternoon of business (there was an eensy bit of gunrunning)! The good news is we were together in person! The bad news is Nelson was holding the mic and couldn't take notes, so what's coming next is a wonderful mystery! All we know is these kids don't know how to do phones! And just how does our local flammable hotel stack up against other flammable hotels in the national all-time hotel flammability rankings!? Home again! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keez

In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson's quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do your own Young Brimley research! Will supposes Brimley might be the young Giancarlo Espesito! Brimley is the Cumberbatch of medical conditions! Tougher US President: Teddy Roosevelt or Harrison Ford!? Could Brimley do an Air Force One!? Brimley ages like a cat! Nelson once again demands the butthole cut! Society's got buttholes! Airing out the ol' butthole! A society with free flying buttholes would make subway travel untenable! #LetThemButtholesFly! Immortality means better buttholes! How do them cocoons handle the chlorine!? An implied ruh-roh! Nelson forgets about Fisher Stevens! Remake Perfect Strangers, you cowa

Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We're like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Take a meeting with us Ang Lee, you coward! Sorry England, you have a complicated history and fun stereotypes! A Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee)! Nelson is distressed but delighted by stealth Shoresy! Nelson's got slings and arrows problems! Shoresy vs Europe or Ang Lee vs Europe! Love-watching vs hate-watching! Will is watching just for the hate of the game! Will's hate-watch picks: Hijack & All Her Faults! Nelson never forgets a Toby! Bad Snook management! Will learns about the good and bad Hanks boys! Will accuses Chet Hanks of onomatopoeia! We both love Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, as per

In person, with special appearance by Ollie! The Notes: Metaphorical divorce! We're healing souls! Hearts vs feathers! Ancient aliens! The threat of Auman! Will's Top 5 Questions! 1) creamer vs stuffer!? 2) What's the deal with that big turn!? 3) Bad time-assassins!? What's the deal with the mill levy!? (asked & answered!) 5) Why did you hurt me!? The healing power of passive aggression! Hell yeah, Ollie! Ollie's Impressions Corner! Jennifer Coolidge, we need your help! Ollie's lunchbox! School gossip! Will is hoisted by his fact petard! Ollie's School Lunch Corner song! Ollie's Double Deuce Corner song! Fighting fire with pure charisma! View to a Kill: the firefighter's anthem! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon

The Notes: Will walks it in! We're together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town's Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in England! The BBC is the Victoria's Secret catalog of England! Will's British TV masturbation rankings! Super Bowl Corner (this time with accurate teams)! The analytics of Goonies adjacency! The wetness entrée! Defense and Running is the name of Will's prog rock band! Will vs Head & Shoulders! Remember to pull down the wombly whatsit before you gleam the cube! Thermos full of beans! These beans aren't racist, they're delicious! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libs

The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren't remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn't allow kissing! Nelson's lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our way!? That dang old Dracula! Opium dens! Time travel checklist: 1) kill Hitler, 2) go to an opium den! Opium dens and the patriarchy! Once again, men's comfort is derived through women's labor! Super Bowl Corner! It's clearly a doodle! Missouri neither forgives nor forgets! At the very least we'll have commercials and chicken wings! [Editor's Note: Nelson was stoned and forgot that the Seahawks are playing in the Super Bowl, not the Rams. Still, all of his analysis stands!] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/ra

The Notes: We've got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There's nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real 'splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson's got big 'ol storage! Here's 50 machine guns, don't call me! It's 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we've been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it's not herpes! What we're watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! Finally, a Game of Thrones spin-off that doesn't suck! The horniness of Hiddleston, a televisual study! Sports Corner (go Broncos)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! In

The Notes: Oh guys, it's a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here's the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I'm the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You're under no obligation to absorb any of this! Shoutout Nigeria! Sports Corner! Will is weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson's clay into sexual innuendo! Melted ducks! If Nelson's unicorn horn falls, so do we all! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by

New year, new (old) Deuce! The Notes: Look, the holidays are limping into their chill, winter's grave, and they took the notes with them. This episode is a bus, man. You get on, and you don't know where you're gonna end up, but you do know it'll be somewhere different. Kinda like Forrest Gump, but with buses. We get into it, just listen. As for what sparse, gasping attempts at notes we did collect, here you go: Nelson's old cat is yelling! Raymond Carver pulls a double-reverse TS Eliot! Literary cat fiction! No skips, all bangers! Chekov's gun vs Nabokov's cat! Bus tangent! This bus is prison rules! Don't be the most edible one in the room, kids! Alpha dog 2026! The D&D of bus buddies past! Just sticking it in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn,

The Notes: Will is getting down with the sickness! Disease: The Movie! Monkeys where there shouldn't be monkeys! Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep! #169 in Nigeria (nice)! Nelson's seminar on traveling back in time! Not enough time travelers prep their pop culture analogies! It's a real Time Cop meets Harry and the Hendersons situation! Time travelers and the people in the past they've come to save/kill/impregnate, etc. need to realize the situation requires a lot of give and take (and I don't just mean the impregnating *wink*)! No French-Canadians in a dystopia! Happy New Year! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! P

So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she's worth the wait! We're here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we're ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a speed-dial scientist! Are you a scientist and do you want to be OUR scientist!? Will's the bad cop this episode! Dot-matrix printers are the platonic ideal of Geordi no to the utility vs Geordi yes to the aesthetics! Printers 2: Judgement Day! Nelson knows when an old gray mare ain't what she used to be! It's a metaphor for everything, but in a printing way! Nelson is canonically pro-robot, but these killer printers have him buggin'! Ghost guns and wobble legs are a deadly combo! That's how they Clockwork Orange these printers into Terminators! How to embarrass a printer! Shaq's gonna get those nuclear codes! Taekwondo

The Notes: Will's musical endeavors have evolved yet again! "We like this one," say wife and son! The gap, and the minding of it! In America, the gap minds you! Space age 70's technology! Nelson is the one without hope this time! AIDS is back and better than ever! Middle class Bob Cratchit! Sports Corner! Are you ready for some football (talk)!? Barring executive level bribery, Will's team has been eliminated! Less knees, mo problems! Get yourself one of those white lady knees! Will is gonna forget about you, Simple Minds! Is it really kidnapping if you only take them out for ice cream!? One score games? Tired. Twilight squeakers? Inspired! Why do you hate women, Stephanie Meyer!? Two lawyers enter, one lawyer leaves! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsy

527: Quarter-Kravitzing   The Notes: We're here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was a Bad Santa! Will's hubris drove him to try Rikering a couch! Only Picard's office had a high-back chair. Legs go in front of the chair, not over the top, William! Jaunty but sexual! Droids vs sexbots, sexual-style! Men would fuck it! Ladies love that Santa ass! It was only a Quarter-Kravitz, your honor! Quarter-Kravitz vs The Full Kravitz! Bit too drafty this winter's eve for any kind of Kravitz! Potential reasons for the handful of times Santa has definitely had his dick out in somebody else's home that don't involve your mommy! Milk Stains are Santa's nightmare! OG cartoons that were phoning it in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @d

The Notes: It was the second recording in person and in a row, so these notes are not good! We were still celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday, though, and still have guests! Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, Ed Parker, and Ollie! Here's those bad notes: The silence! Simon & Garfunkel & salad! Top law dog! The old judicial switcheroo! Gideon's Trumpet 2: Double Jeopardy! The trombone did it! Voyage of the Mimi! Ed & Skye explain Thanksgiving! Roll talk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Br

The Notes: Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, and Ed Parker are here to ring in the holiday week! Vow of silence! Voices carry! The talk police! Talking jingoism blues! The upside is you get Thanksgiving! Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks! Skeletor with AIDS! The oldest fucker here! Navy, the party military branch! Our long war against scurvy! The funnest guy running the reactor! The podcast special relationship! Pounding us up! The listening issue! Marketing genius! Heely bowling! Whoopsie! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Ch

The Notes: Mouths vs ears! This podcast is not for eating! Favorite German! Mad King vs Kramer vs Kramer! The impenetrable text that is Superman 3! Will's book is out now and available at The Raven! Nelson's keeping his brain high and tight! The touche was implied! This doorknob isn't hot from fire, it's hot from masturbation! The New Coke of eugenics! Is long division still a thing!? That way lies Hitler! Those magical, masturbating Hardy Boys! Release the masturbation cut, Penguin Random House! Dynamite, clean blood, swords, unedited erotica, you name it! This one's for the Craigs! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast log

The Notes: Nelson's mic is a traitor! Little Guy Button vs Big Guy Button! Will is skipping the life tutorial! Where school does and doesn't fail us! Nelson has nothing personal against Mrs. Dalloway! Hamster coma! Keeping up with the sandwiches! Potatoes and grain in a Predator-style, flexing hand-clasp! Teachers, bookmark this episode! No respect for cabbage! Will is a cabbage apologist! Cabbage v Lettuce: Dawn of Ruffage! Real self-worth comes from within, not from without, cabbage and/or Will! Q&A for Will's book, Day After the Waste Land, this Tuesday night, 7pm at the Raven! Peel that man's layers! Apologies, Mr. Eliot's Ghost! Hit the hashtag, Mr. Eliot's Ghost! The TS Eliot is Nice to a Child Domino that inevitably leads to the Digital Removal of Human-Cat Buttholes Domino! Mother, father, please explain the buttholes! A real cat weighs in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.fac

Post football zoomies. The Notes: Will's wife, Jaq, is a known fibber! Who wants to marry us!? Negotiations are open for Will's hand! More jousting, please! No time to joust, Doctor Jones! The fine print of getting the grail out of that cave! Billy Mills! What we're watching, kind of! Beats and vibes! 90's – 00's disaster movies! What if everything was on fire!? Can you handle it, grandpa!? Go to Will's book party this Tuesday at Maceli's at 7pm! What if it never gets better than this!? Coming from your phones and/or moms! Your dad, who was killed by robots! #MyMomsNumberIs! Summer blockbustering! Goldilocks porridge, in a legal sense! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere t

The Notes: It's an ear podcast! Heraldry! Them Weapons is streaming! You're getting 2 bad cops! Metaphorical cops! Lawrence is a lot like the movie Backdraft! Kurt Russell is our fire department now! Firefighters are the cool cousins of cops! Will's Top 5 Things to Make You Prettier! Emulating the European penis! That's why Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks and was a huge dick! The German Episode! The regrettable Hasselhoff era! Efficiency! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall! Secret hotness judges! Our Top 5 Lists are a bargain with 2 bonus things! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art onl