The Tom Barnard Show

There's a word you're not allowed to say.  Actually, there are several, but you probably guessed the one I'm talking about.  And if you're a Soundcloud rapper, you probably think you're immune to this rule.  No longer.  Reverend Christopher has demanded an end to it.  And it makes sense.  A word can't be horribly offensive and casually flung around at the same time.  That's called hypocrisy, and hypocrisy is a sin.  Seriously, look it up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember the good old days of TV?  No, I mean even older.  Like before sound was invented.  A piano track and some dialog cards, that's all you need.  Now we not only have spoken dialog, but things like coherent plots and realistic acting.  When did things get so complicated?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone loves dinosaurs.  Why?  Nobody knows.  It could be the mystique of something that no longer exists.  It could be because they're big, and that's cool.  It could be because Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.  Whatever the reason, they've captivated humanity, and Steve is helping them do it by digging up their bones.  Hey, skeletons are cool too.  Skeletons and dinosaurs at the same time?  That's about as cool as it gets. Book Link - amzn.to/3MKRC2JSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apparently Tim Lammers isn't actually Tom Cruise's biggest fan.  That honor goes to Mike Bryant, and he didn't even know it.  It took a non-believer like Kathryn for him to figure it out.  He's been a fan since the early 80s.  And speaking of a million years ago, one of Tom's co-workers from well before the KQ years calls in out of the blue.  You've heard Tom talk about the old days.  Now the old days are talking back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Basketball has changed over the years.  These days, basketball players are 11 feet tall and can throw a basketball at the speed of sound.  Or something like that.  In years gone by, it was much more methodical.  You had a designated shooter, and players listened to the coach.  That coach was Ray Scott.  He's still got his finger on the pulse of the game, so he can tell you just how different things really were.   PRE-ORDER coming out June 14th Book Link - amzn.to/3MKryVzSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You can't say you are a federal agent to hook up...Or can you? No politics this week. Just an easy to listen to podcast becauseyou deserve it. Share subscribe like. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember the days you could laugh at Groucho and not feel guilty about it or when you could leave your house and not worry about texts, emails and phone calls! Just leaving the front door, you were immediately off the grid. Well reminisce with us today on the Best Of The Family, completely free of charge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's best of just shows you how people look for ways to miserable and hateful. Why? I thinks it's because they don't listen to Duran Duran while picking on poor old Nicolas CageSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we see the final battle between the forces of light and darkness.  Okay, maybe not darkness.  Crabbiness, perhaps.  Alicia believes in staying positive whenever possible.  Tom...doesn't.  But before you start cheering for Tom converted to the side of puppies and unicorns, remember that yang always needs yin.  Without balance, the whole universe could fall apart.  Still, maybe a bit more happiness wouldn't hurt. Website: healinglightempath.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dracula is one of the most enduring characters in the horror genre, and for good reason.  Before him, most monsters were powerful yet not particularly intelligent.  A giant lion is scary, sure, but you can always outsmart it.  Not so with Dracula.  He's not only more powerful than you but smarter as well.  How do you defeat that?  Maybe you don't.  If there's one person that could outsmart Dracula, it's Neil, because he knows everything about him.  He even knows his non-fictional identity.  It's a Rumpelstiltskin kind of thing.  Once you know his name, he can't hurt you any more.  Or I could have just made that up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone has a strong negative memory of the first time a movie really freaked them out.  This is an evolutionary mechanism to make it so you avoid bad things in the future.  Apparently horror movies have somehow managed to defeat this mechanism, because people love them.  They love being scared.  Dean is not only scared, but he's Scared & Alone, Saturdays at 8 PM central.  The name is rather ironic, because he is definitely not alone. Website: scaredandalone.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sixty five million years ago, something happened that changed the world forever.  It was called Dragnet, and apparently people are still watching it.  Well, one person anyway.  The rest of us are watching dinosaurs roam the earth through the magic of computer generated imagery.  And maybe rubber costumes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever been called a sissy?  How about in a positive way?  If you're wondering how that's possible, it's because Landyn is taking the word in a different direction.  You know how "bad" used to mean "good"?  It's kind of like that.  He even made a song about it with Donny West, and he's debuting it right here.  So for all you sissy boys out there, here's your new anthem.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a paradox in America right now.  Every boss can't find employees, and every unemployed person can't find a job.  Clearly, there's an issue somewhere in the hiring process.  Gene has identified at least one of them: bad resumés.  You already know to avoid typos, grammatical mistakes, that sort of thing.  But did you think about your email address?  You might have been using DemonSlayer420 for so long that you don't think about the fact that it's not exactly professional.  It's the little things. Grad to Grown-Up: 68 Tips to Excel in Your Personal and Professional Life - amzn.to/397ie08See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Moon lost someone important who actually saved his life. Find out why. Watch out. We get political this week. And we added something you will love. Share like fondleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is more dangerous? Hunting for unseen entities or hunting criminials in the CIA? Jay Wasley from Ghost Adventures tells us the chills and thrills of finding proof of the other side and Ric Prado gives the goods with Black Ops: The Life of a CIA Shadow WarriorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Marriage is easy.  That's why only 50% of them fail.  Hey, it's better odds than anything at a casino, and people go to those all the time.  If you want to stack the odds even further in your favor, talk to Chris.  He's the Couples Whisperer, and although there are no couples in studio today, all four of us are married, so there's plenty to whisper about.  Or in the case of this show, the opposite of whisper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We have three generations of people in studio today, and one of them's a comedian.  You know what that means: it's time to riff on young people and their strange, alien behavior.  Even at comedy shows, they seem to enjoy leaving in a huff more than the actual show.  There's one comedy club behavior that bridges the generational gaps, though: heckling.  Drunk people from 20 to 120 think that their slurred contributions from the back row actually improve the show.  Here's a tip.  They don't.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we've got half the time, twice the content.  It's an action-packed episode with both Tim and Kristyn, and even better, it's not a superhero episode.  It's a Top Gun episode.  Also China.  In fact, we talk about Top Gun in China.  Or more specifically, not in China.  Apparently they didn't get the memo that Top Gun involves the US military somewhat.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this Memorial Day we honor those who have fallen and those who have sacrificed a lot. Michelle Black with Sacrifice: A Gold Star Widow's Fight for the Truth then Rosie Ward with Veterans Airlift Command   To donate, visit www.veteransairlift.org  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.