The Tom Barnard Show

When you're on the treadmill, you meet all sorts of people. When you're on the euphemism treadmill, you have to watch what you say. Perhaps the reason people hate exercise so much is because they confuse the two.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mitch just had a kid, Alex just had a kid, and there's another kid on the way. So we talk about kids a lot. We also talk about an investment opportunity that was basically the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

National Lampoon is an American legend, gone forever but never forgotten. So is the Pony Express. In the latter's case, there was a lot more death and a lot less longevity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ed Gein and Belle Guinness, while vastly different in terms of popularity, were both quite similar in personality. They were both crazy. They both liked cutting people into component parts. There's not a lot more to either of them, but that's probably enough.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's charity day, between the Grand Finale Gala, Gold Star Rides, and Tour de Cure, those of you with more compassion than money certainly have your choice. You can also go fishing on Saturday if you want.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mother's day is coming up. If you're looking for a cheap gift that will warm her heart, and the rest of her, get her some anthracite coal. Just make sure to install a particulate filter first.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Iran's nuclear deal is out like the cerebrospinal fluid of a mountain climber, which means no news is good news unless you like reading about politics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The title isn't about Kristyn - this week it's Roseanne, who's getting into some wacky hijinks related to Muslims and explosives. It's wackier than it sounds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Life isn't fair. Your life is never going to be as easy as an heir to a Nazi fortune or Stormy Daniels. But Dr. Baucom will tell you fighting against unfairness is a waste of time. You'll never win. Focus on things you can actually change.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tesla was good with electricity but bad with people. It seems that genius often results in introversion. But there's introversion and then there's refusing to come out of your house despite the oncoming river of lava. As far as we know, Tesla never did that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Does a movie about horny grandmas sound like a good time to you? Somehow one director thought it would. Another director made a movie about post-partum depression and everyone's mad at it, despite the storied emotional stability of new mothers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Break out the salt and the lime; it's a Cinco De Mayo episode Charlie Brown! Featuring: Mark Normand, Costaki Economopoulos, Gabriel IglesiasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott wants you to get it together. He also wants you to get Get It Together, because America has a 44 loneliness score. You probably don't know what that means, so listen to this episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Louisiana isn't all Bourbon Street and the bayou. Well, actually it kind of is. Which is fine if that's what you're into. If not, you can always play baseball like American hero Ty Cobb.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Weight can be difficult to lose. That is, unless that weight is a massive tumor. Then you can just slice it right off. The same applies to stalkers, though sometimes they slice themselves off for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your standard great dane, along with most other dogs around that size, is lucky to live to 10. Burt has several that are in their 20s. That's pretty old for a large dog. If you want your dog to be a million years old, the caped crusader is here to help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

That's "Mlodinow" with a "v". It's also Mlodinow a book about elastic thinking, called Elastic. Tom fancies himself a physicist, but he's never written a book. Or an episode of Star Trek TNG.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Spice Girls only had two albums, and yet they're the best selling girl group of all time.  Bob Barry may not be a best selling girl group, but he could be considered the Tom Barnard of Wisconsin.  Most people would consider that a good thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Serial killers aren't nice. It's the thing they all have in common. Some of them are less nice than others. John has spent many years researching Edwards, believed by John to be pretty high up on the badness scale.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a farmhouse in Minnesota, northwest of Minneapolis. Nothing spooky happened there, at least until Nik bought it. If you need a ghost for some reason, instead head East to Forepaugh's in Saint Paul.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.