The Tom Barnard Show

Would you risk your life for your work?  A surprising amount of people do, and not always for very much money.  Garbage men, oil riggers, and David Arnold all need to be very careful all the time if they want a pay check.  And also to not die.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know there was a time before Hitler was the world's villain? A lot of people had high hopes for him. You can't always be on the winning team, though. Perhaps if had read The Dichotomy of Leadership he would have had more success. It's common knowledge he had a time machine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You may love our show, but don't clap. It upsets us. Also don't get a late term abortion or rape anyone. Those upset us even more than clapping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Say goodbye to sitting down in Disney World, but hello to...we'll get back to you when something positive happens. Costaki's always a good time, but we're at the point where we take him for granted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justin Timberlake was in town and women of all ages wanted to go. Men not as much. Plus now that it's October it's time to get spooky with Hotel Transylvania (2012) (good) and Out of the Dark (1989) (not good). And we still hate The Nun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These clips are guaranteed to never tie or lose, so at least we have that. Clips Featuring: Mary McNear, Jon Dore, Bill Dwyer, GodfreySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you aren't Minnesotan, you might not know about apple orchards. It's the kind of thing that sounds stupid until you do it. Kind of like thick accents or going to high school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode of Shy's Bizarre Life, we learn that she was a champion boxer in New Jersey. We also talk about other things but they feel less important by comparison.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember the good old days when you could kill dozens if not hundreds of people and nobody would ever find out? Would that we could return to such simpler times. Jeff might not agree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We've got Laurel and Hardy, we've got shattered toes, we've got Jeopardy, and then like five more topics. There's a lot to talk about today.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're a kid, we have two things to say.  First, stop listening to our show.  It's inappropriate.  Second, don't message Momo, even if your friends tell you to.  Also if you happen to know Tommy Wiseau, tell him to give us a call.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Exciting news: we have a new Keurig. Also exciting news: segregation has been abolished. The latter might not technically be news any more. Still, it's something we talk about today so it counts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever been to Butternut, MN? Probably not, because it doesn't exist. Unless you count one of the three lakes with that name. While the town may not be real, it's real in Mary's books, and apparently she's done her research into how Minnesotans are.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We've been talking about The Nun for a while now, and Tom finally saw it. Surprise, he hated it. Then again, so did Kristyn. It's still better than fleeing gang violence at Valley Fair, but you know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It might be time to reconsider how easy it is to turn food stamps into cash when people start buying drugs and private dancers with them. Wait, this just in: a private dancer has been flagged for putting her whole body weight against a client.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember land lines? Remember cable TV? Remember the original version of A Star is Born? Maybe not that last one. But we remember everything, including movies we watched recently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These clips are packing up the shorts and lawn chairs, and are getting ready to hibernate in the warmth of The Best Of. Clips Featuring: Spencer Dobson, London Brown, Brandon Lewis, and Steve ByrneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just after talking about South Dakota for an hour, we have a comedian from North Dakota in. What are the odds? According to the world almanac, 2%. I guess that's not so bad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know that Shy hasn't eaten in two years? Well, something like that. We're getting a Hy-Vee soon though, so that might change things. Interesting, I know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A lot of people believe that Europe is a paradise of equality, but they're having the same problems as we are. Katherine may or may not have known this when she left the US. She certainly knows about it now, because she's written a book around the topic, Nowhere Boy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.