The Tom Barnard Show

What's worse, dead bodies or jury duty?  Lucky you, you don't have to decide, because we're covering both today.  I guess we're in a macabre mood.  Probably the dread from Daylight Saving Time coming up.  Also the whole Chauvin trial thing.  No matter which way that goes, it won't be great.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is ownership?  To a dog, as long as you're willing to hover over something and growl, you own it.  With humans it's a little more complicated.  Well, sometimes.  Sometimes the hover and growl method actually works.  Our law system isn't great, you see.  That's why it's important to know what ownership really means.  Luckily, Michael happened to write a book on it. MINE!: How the Hidden Rules of Ownership Control Our Lives - amzn.to/2PPPCi3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Death has arrived.  Don't worry, it's a funny version of Death.  He plays Clue.  He also, in real life, stars in Alice Fades Away.  What he doesn't do is get on the table and eat other peoples' sandwiches.  Well, we can't guarantee he doesn't do that.  Probably not though.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dr. Seuss is out.  Pepe le Pew is out.  Woody Allen is somehow not out.  They're still trying their best to get him, so stay tuned for that one.  Soon, nothing made before now will have existed and we'll all be happy, forever.  Because if there's one thing you can say about political inquisitions, it's that they make people happy.  And if you disagree, you will never have existed too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Peanuts.  Terror of all new parents, and some old parents as well.  Most of us take them for granted.  In fact, peanut allergies are quite rare, but when you do have them, watch out.  Who knows, maybe in 15,000 years we'll look back at human history and wonder what our ancestors were thinking eating these universally toxic legumes.  Universal except in Thailand.  You really can't have Thailand without peanuts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're back, and we're wasting no time getting back into it.  What is "it"?  Complaining about politics, of course.  But also discussing idioms, which tend to be more fun.  Then again, what isn't more fun than politics?  We even played a game, which naturally we dominated. SO TO SPEAK: 11,000 Expressions That’ll Knock Your Socks Off - amzn.to/3bpuffVSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes you need to just cut loose and have some good laughs with friends. Doesn't matter what you talk about, just as long as you enjoy the camaraderieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we bust out the BIG GUNS with political juggernaut Dinesh D'Souza and BIG HITTER in radio...John Hines. This BEST OF is all the bang for your buck you could ask for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Put on those explorer boots and detective hat for we are going on a hunt for Whitey Bulger with Casey Sherman & Dave Wedge & an ancient explorantion with Scott WolterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today is the Tale of Two Chris's with Christopher Emery and his Trivial job as a White House Usher, then Chris Vola with "I" is for Illuminati. Take that Sesame Street! We have the alaphabet covered grown-up style.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a yin to a yang in everything. From hate to laughs, tears to joy of the world. So today we revisit with Abigail Esman on why there is so much hate in the world then round it off with Rob Paulsen....why? Cause you need to clean that mental pallet with some Animaniacs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's best of we discuss muscles....yes all kinds of muscles including the injectable kind. Then we revisit with Larry "Moon" Thompson with Doug on Car Selling Secrets. When you have Moon, Tom and Doug....that's a lot of radio muscle right there!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The mysterious case of the disappearing guest. What do you do when the phone goes right to voicemail?  Make stuff up and hope for some interesting callers which is exactly what happens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Disney continues its crusade to protect your fragile psyche from seeing offensive stereotypes.  Some have noted that they're being perhaps too lenient with their definition of "offensive".  It's not hurting them any.  Word is they're cruising around in $330,000 Rolls Royce SUVs.  And apparently if you steal a celebrity's dog, you could be too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Petroleum.  It's a good thing.  Maybe we're burning too much of it, but basically everything in the world is made of and/or runs on it.  It would be a little difficult to suddenly abolish it.  Then again, a year ago we would've told you that going to Disney World without massive crowds ruining everything is impossible, so you never really know what the future holds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How do you become backable?  If you could answer that question, you'd be a millionaire.  Perhaps you already are.  For the rest of us, we're still working on the acquiring currency stage.  Suneel was rejected multiple times before someone took a chance on his idea, and his experience is not a unique one.  Not content to just turn his experience into profit, he also turned it into a learning experience.  Why do you get rejected sometimes and accepted others? BACKABLE: The Surprising Truth About What Makes Someone Take a Chance on You - amzn.to/37FeYVGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where you rather be than the real world right now?  That's right: the Disney universe.  Well, you can't go there.  It's not real.  What you can do is go to Disney World and use your imagination.  Disney Land?  Nope, sorry.  Head to Florida.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

America is thoroughly divided, and this division is almost entirely along race lines.  If you've been paying any attention at all, this is not news to you.  What might be news is knowing which race you belong to.  It's not about skin color.  It's about whether you're capable of planning for the future, whether you're confident, or who you voted for.  If this makes no sense to you, you're in good company.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cassie took a trip recently.  A trip to Texas.  You probably already know where this is going.  To say she had bad luck would be something of an understatement.  Lots of people are having a bad time, though, and not just in Texas.  Mike Lindell is being sued for 1.3 billion dollars, which one could argue is a bit excessive.  Costaki, on the other hand, is getting back on the road and he's got a suitcase full of anaphylaxis jokes ready to go.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You've heard of the opiate epidemic.  Have you heard of Stan Li?  No, not Stan Lee.  Dr. Stan Li was one of the foremost pill pushers in the country, doling out opiates to over 70 "patients" per day.  If you're thinking that number seems a little high, you're right.  The courts also thought so, which is why he went to prison in 2014.  While Dr. Li is no longer alive, the legacy he left behind certainly is. BAD MEDICINE: Catching New York’s Deadliest Pill Pusher - amzn.to/3drVwQaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.