Werewolf Ambulance

...witch....witch....witch...! In this episode, we get deep into the madness of the 1977 Dario Argento film "Suspiria", including the question of whether it is more insane than "Alucarda" (if you've not listened to that episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we implore you to watch that movie and check out the episode.) We'd love to hear from you about your thoughts on either/both movies at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram @werewolfambulance Other important topics of discussion in this episode include prog rock soundtracks (..witch!), dream logic, hidden images, ADR-ed lines and tiny baby heads. We also say the word "giallo" approximately 400 times, so get ready for that! Did you like this episode? Please tell a friend--that's how we'll get more Werewolf EMTs on board with us. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Continuing our recent run of 1980s horror films, this week we're discussing the 1985 vampire-next-door classic "Fright Night." In this episode, we discover a few surprising things about ourselves such as Katie's massive crush on Prince Humperdink and Allen's revelation that he probably isn't Charley Brewster. We also discuss important topics like Marcy Darcy, film theory that involves "Monster Squad" and of course, vampire weiners! As always, we love to hear your feedback! Get at us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance and instagram @werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode we are discussing the 1982 George Romero/Stephen King horror anthology "Creepshow." Special topics of consideration include: the majesty of Adrienne Barbeau, how VCRs actually work, many famous personalities from Pittsburgh, the "Stephen King bumpkin sensibilities" and extreme discomfort with dancing. Do you like "Creepshow"? What about horror comedy/horror comics in general? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch with us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter at twitter.com/werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

We're joined by our friend Tobin this week to discuss the 2012 horror film about extreme body modification surgeries, "American Mary." This episode of Werewolf Ambulance finds us debating the great topics of our time: places into your body in which you can inject things, how very strange twins are, the jocks of the medical world, the whole "Betty Boop thing" and very bad tattoos. As always, we love to hear from you! Let us know what you thought about this episode and if you liked it, please tell a friend. You can get at us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram username werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.     

Warning: if "Kill List" is a movie you've not yet seen but want to see at some point, you should definitely watch it before you listen.  In this episode, we attempt to deconstruct the cryptic plot of the 2011 British crime thriller "Kill List" and discuss the finer points of marital strife, strong pro-hunting stances, extremely brutal scenes, the Vice President of the United States of America Joseph R. Biden and what really scares us. This episode also sets the current Werewolf Ambulance record for deep deep sighs. If you like this episode, please tell a friend! We'd also love to hear from you: what did you think of this movie or this episode? What movies would you like us to discuss? Get in touch with us on facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, or on twitter at twitter.com/werebulance, or on instagram, username werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we are celebrating Women in Horror month by first discussing the 1982 cult slasher film "Slumber Party Massacre," which was written, directed and produced by women.  Topics include Sylvester Stallone's vacant look, being able to do a layup, the portability of power tools, 'Roger Corman' as a verb and excitingly, in a new Werewolf Ambulance feature: the titty bell! Afterwards, we have a conversation with Kelly Morr, writer and producer of the indie horror movie "Other Halves" about making an indie film, the production process and what "Other Halves" is all about.  If you like this episode, please tell a friend! And as always, we'd love to hear from you about what you thought of this movie or this episode, or movies you'd like to discuss. You can also talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram.com/werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we get deep into the hilarity and weirdness of the 1985 Dan O'Bannon zombie horror comedy "Return of the Living Dead." Special topics of discussion include split dogs, ultimate 80's movie punks and their given names, perfect soundtracks, who should and should not carry a gun at work, intelligent zombies and DEAR GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH LINNEA QUIGLEY'S VAGINA?!  If you like this episode, please tell a friend! You can also rate and review us on iTunes and if you just can't get enough of us, like us on Facebook and follow us on Instagram and Twitter. As always, we love to hear your feedback! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we discuss the 2013 supernatural horror film "Oculus." Important topics to consider include: actors that we know from television series of the 1990s, psychological traumas, modern American horror, the age-old "wig or no wig?" question and everything Allen knows about professional wrestling.  If you like this episode, please tell a friend! And as always, we'd love to hear from you about what you thought about this movie or this episode or whatever you'd like to discuss in the realm of horror. Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram.com/werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

This special guest episode is brought to you by our friend Rob, who really loves "The Blair Witch Project." In this episode, we discuss such important matters as the official drug of the 90's, SNICK, mom jeans, found footage foibles and the comforts of staying indoors.  If you like what you hear, please tell a friend! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Guys, you're going to have to help us with this episode. So many of you said such nice things about the 2002 supernatural horror film "Ghost Ship" (aka "Horror Titanic") and we just did not see it. In this episode, we discuss inexplicable soundtracks, movies we'd rather be watching, dozens of nautical puns, television hospital dramas, whether British children are scarier than children of other nationalities and overly convenient spear guns. Let us know what you think--what are we missing about this one?? Also, in this episode we reference another local podcast called "Matt and Ryan Get Board" that you can check out at mattandryangetboard.libsyn.com Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we get deep into the 1974 Brian De Palma horror comedy rock opera spectacular "Phantom of the Paradise." Topics we cover include: buttery flowing hair, fever dreams, a drunk Stevie Nicks, life in the 1970's and the wonder that is BEEF. Apologies for the sound quality on this episode; it was Swan's fault and most definitely not ours. Big thanks to Steve (https://www.facebook.com/permanenthearingdamage) for helping us rescue it. We'll be back in our regular studio next week. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror comedy podcast. 

So, did we hate the 2008 horror disaster "The Happening" as much as every other human being on the planet who endured it did? You'll have to download the episode to find out but, spoiler alert... the answer is "probably." Some points of discussion include: being 'The Ruiner', vacant stares, natural horror done right, 'How It's Made: Wind Edition', what science actually does and a lengthy thesis on the movie "My Girl."  As always, if you liked this episode, please tell a friend! And if you reaaaally liked it, please consider giving us a rating and/or review on iTunes. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode we discuss the 2014 Australian horror film "The Babadook," which brings us a rare visit to 'Pap-Pap's Compliment Corner' along with discussions of the most dangerous continent, purchasing weaponry on the internet, presidents serving non-consecutive terms in office, insomnia and a few theories on what the Babadook actually is. We want to hear from you: what's your theory? What did you think of this movie? Please post it on our Facebook page, facebook.com/werewolfambulance.  We also referenced a couple things in this episode that we'd like to give you links for: The book "The Thing" by Dylan Trigg: http://www.zero-books.net/books/thing  The documentary about Australian horror cinema can be found here: http://magnetreleasing.com/notquitehollywood/ And last but most certainly not least, a picture of Mortiis from Emperor: http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/june2000/mortiisW.jpeg Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we are joined by special guest Mike Bolam to discuss the 1974 film "Frightmare" in which we are treated to lovely British people maiming, killing and ultimately eating their victims amid a backdrop of discos and family drama. Some topics of discussion in this episode include: teenage brats, eye horror, out-of-control grannies, lying about lies, the exposition scenes in porn and the inappropriateness of forced psychiatry.  The special outro music in this episode is a song called "Beyond the Seventh Door" by Mike's band Abysme. You can find more of their recordings and information at www.facebook.com/abysme. If you liked this episode, please tell a friend and rate/review us on iTunes!  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we celebrate one of the very few Christmas movies worth mentioning: the 1984 holiday spectacular "Silent Night, Deadly Night." Some topics of discussion include PUNISHMENT, extreme stereotyping of Italians, a low bra count, things you should and should not say to children, shitty nuns and lots and lots of talk about taints. Does this movie help to turn Katie into less of Scrooge-like jerk about Christmas? You'll have to download the episode to find out! We hope that you enjoy this episode and that you have a safe, happy and axe-wielding-maniac-free week. Happy Holidays from your friends at Werewolf Ambulance!  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

As it turns out, "I Know What You Did Last Summer" is maybe not-so-good...but then, what horror movie from the 1990s is? We delve into that topic as well as trying somewhat fruitlessly to deconstruct the plot of this movie in this week's episode. Some other points of discussion include: stuff that doesn't make any sense, other movies, 90s soundtracks, more other movies, the agelessness of David from "Roseanne", free admission to the strip club and how Jennifer Love Hewitt is utterly perfect. If you like this episode, please check out our other episodes, rate and/or review us on iTunes and tell a friend! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode about the 2002 thriller "Ju-on: The Grudge", we dive headfirst into the world of Japanese ghost stories and Allen stands strongly in defense of movies that maaayyybe aren't that great but stay with you for a long time anyway. Topics include the Twizzler effect, the American urge to smash all subtlety, wig attacks, super running and the necessity of Post-It notes. Please take a listen and let us know what you think! If you like it, please also tell a friend.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week's episode of Werewolf Ambulance finds us going slightly mad over a movie that is definitely not for the faint of heart. In our review of the 1978 Mexican horror film "Alucarda" we get into Catholicism, high school boyfriends, unexpected beheadings, the strong bonds between women, Satan's role at an orgy and when it's appropriate to ask the questions "what?" and "why?" over and over and over. Join us for this descent into madness and as always, we'd love to hear your feedback! The special outro song in this episode is "Choking on Melting Teeth" from our friend 8cylinder here in Pittsburgh (rhinoplex.org/8cylinder) who has releases available on 10" records and digital formats at Unmapped North (unmappednorth.bandcamp.com) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

If you're traveling for the holiday this week, you could do worse than downloading our special Thanksgiving episode of Werewolf Ambulance, "Godmonster of Indian Flats". Why is it the special Thanksgiving episode? You'll have to wait until the end to find out. This is our very first guest episode that features our friend Carrie, who brought us this cult classic. Where to begin with this one? We discuss such topics Six Flags: New Jersey, art cars, political "intrigue", a proliferation of vests, extreme racism, the real reasons women get into STEM jobs and the "Eraserhead" baby. Who were we rooting for in this movie? What is a Godmonster, anyway? All of this will be revealed in Episode 5! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

We are celebrating the 30th anniversary of the slasher classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street" by waxing poetic about such important topics as parental alcoholism, villains who talk too much, Johnny Depp's smokin' bod, bullies, 'West Side Story', dream logic and bucketloads of blood. How do the practical effects look in 2014? Does pre-meta-horror Wes Craven stand the test of time? You'll have to listen to find out! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.