Werewolf Ambulance

In this momentous week, it's both the Halloween episode and #200 for us! We're celebrating by watching a real doozy from the 1980s-- the heavy metal horror film "Trick or Treat" from 1986. This film features cameos from Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne so you know it's a serious one. Special topics for your consideration include: a quick roundup of television horror, testing for a job as a 976 sexy phone operator, a love of the holiday, tangential thoughts and weird sex tips. If you just can't get enough of musicians acting in horror films, check out Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood" ft. Ice T, Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" ft. Aaliyah, Episode 153- "The Hunger" ft. David Bowie and Episode 176- "Strangeland" ft. Dee Snider. Or, get a BOGO with Episode 152- "Anaconda" (J-Lo AND Ice Cube!) Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at wer

Live from Pittsburgh, it's a Werewolf Ambulance show! We're discussing the 1986 bananas monster/sci-fi/horror film "Terrorvision." Because this episode was recorded live, the sound quality is what you'd expect from a live show. Big thanks to our pal Dan B. for managing all our AV stuff! Special topics for your consideration include: oh my god we're so nervous and also we are drinking, the pleasure dome, gaps in your teeth, scab monsters, the expectations that we have of Charles Band, the game "Band or Band?" and hiring teens to do things.  Thanks to everyone who came out for the show, and thanks in general to all of you who have supported us over the years. We are genuinely touched by your kindness.  If you'd like to take a trip down the Charles Band memory lane, check out our other episodes of his films: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episodes 164 & 165- "Puppet Master I" and "II," Episode 171- "Ghoulies" and Episode 186- "Tourist Trap." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your though

In this week's episode, we're discussing a 3D movie that neither of us watched in 3D-- the 2009 remake of the Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Special topics for your consideration include: Dean Winchester (so much Dean Winchester), good hair and bad police work, Tom Atkins: why do you make us feel?, places where you should not wear high heels and a very thin plot.  Are you a fan of "Supernatural"? Check out the episode we did about "House of Wax" (Episode 118) featuring costar Jared Padalecki.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Music used in this episode includes: Kansas- "Carry on my Wayward Son" Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a s

Heyyyy kids! (to be read in the Binky the Clown from "Garfield" voice, you guys know that one, right?) Anyway, we're doing a clown movie. And it's dark. This week we're discussing the 2017 Halloween-themed killer clown (klown? No, it's clown) film "Terrifier," currently available on Netflix. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of our Don vs. Dawn conundrum, sexy costumes and our joint Halloween costume, pizza tips, traffic etiquette and, oddly enough, the Lunachicks. Do you like clown movies? Of course you do! Check out our previous clowns-behaving-badly films, Episode 3- "Stitches," Episode 97- "IT" (the 1990 TV film) and Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Honorable mentions go to Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses" and Episode 194- "Santa Sangre" just for the weird clown cameos.  Have you seen this one? We'd love to hear your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBA

My god, do we love this piece of shit movie. Sorry to spoil it for you, but we do. This week we're discussing a pick of our own: the 1983 film "Mausoleum," finally available for streaming (on Amazon). Special topics for your consideration include: hair talk, the advent of Julie Christy season, a quick biography of Marjoe Gortner and his magnificent terrible name, a diatribe on dancing, a Mausoleum confession and the poor titty bell, working overtime.  Do you love ridiculously bad 80s movies? May we also recommend Episode 1- "Warlock," Episode 2- "Without Warning" (what were we doing??), Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," or Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, this is th

This week we decided to do a non-listener pick and discuss the 2014 vampire horror comedy "What We Do in the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: many vampire impressions (obvs), asking the Count to leave a party, our continued disdain for the concept of immortality, werewolves AND swearwolves and our new favorite food, basghetti.  I always forget when listing our vampire movies that we discussed "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with our pals Allison and John. Go listen to that one-- it's Episode 110. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are!  October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm Tickets are $10 and

This week's film was suggested to us by listener Vinyl Toy. Thanks, Vinyl Toy-- this movie is MADNESS. We're discussing the 1990 Alejandro Jodorowsky film "Santa Sangre." Special topics for your consideration include: WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR CHILDREN IN THIS MOVIE?, art for art's sake, pumpkin spice season, nonsense tolerance, scrummy vs. scrummy, the Argento factor and who is Kevin, my god, who is Kevin? We have just one other movie to recommend you this week- Episode 6- "Alucarda." Just watch that movie/listen to that episode, please. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are!  October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at

A big thanks to listener Jason P. for suggesting this bananas film: this week we're talking about the 1977 movie that IS DEFINITELY NOT A RIPOFF OF "JAWS," DON'T YOU WORRY, "Orca." Special topics for your consideration include: this movie is a ripoff of "Jaws," Bo Derek being off-brand, Whale Facts!: The Game, things one might miss while getting a snack, Richard Harris singing and a little "Baby Shark." Do you like movies that are definitely, totally not meant to be "Jaws"? You should check out Episode 41- "The Last Shark." Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are!  October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm

In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested by listener William TJ Bear: the 1988 teen slasher "Night of the Demons." Special topics for your consideration include: 90s Nickelodeon, questionable animal psychics, always being prepared to gouge the eyes, what the hell Linnea Quigley's deal is, deja viewing and a near-disaster during recording leads us to an unexpected revelation! Do you like teen slashers? Check out some of our other episodes, such as 18- "Slumber Party Massacre," Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 99- "Final Destination, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 162- "Prom Night"-- and that's just a small sampling of young people being brutally murdered that we've discussed! Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulan

Thanks to the suggestion of listener Eric B., we're back to that Stephen Kang well with the 1985 Gary Busey/Corey Haim werewolf vehicle "Silver Bullet." Special topics for your consideration include: Bob Seger and Coors Light: the most magical of things, adorable werewolves, exasperation at monster rule-breaking AGAIN, Stephen King's child labor force, making lemonade in one's pants and who will speak for the drunk dads?? Do you think Stephen King rules? If so, check out our other King episodes: 21- "Creepshow," 59- "Children of the Corn," 66- "Thinner," 97- "IT" (the 90s miniseries one), 112- "Christine" and 159- "Pet Sematary." And just for funsies, Episode 54- "The Shining" (we do talk about the King/Brian-from-Wings version so... it counts.) Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're fe

This week we're doing one of Allen's suggestions: the 1994 hit film "Interview with the Vampire" (not "Interview with a Vampire," which is a much better name.) Special topics for your consideration include: vampire law, the perfect age at which to be turned into a vampire, besties 4-ever!, Netflix subtitles at the peak of absurdity, fashion, wigs and moping-- the usual stuff.  Do you like vampires? Check out our other vampire film episodes because we've done a butt-zillion of them: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" and Episode 136- "The Lost Boys," Episode 153- "The Hunger" and Episode 163- "Let the Right One In." Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did

This week's episode deserves a subtitle! "The Dentist: Katie's Mistake." Guys, I'm sorry. This was not the movie I remember seeing on cable in the late 90s. OH WELL TOO LATE NOW. Anyway, special topics for your consideration include: lots of controversial opinions on such matters as swimming and fashion, PSAs-- lots of PSAs, dentists we like (what's up Dr. Alani), new career paths we may pursue and a harsh but honest criticism of the state of Delaware.  Are you into medical horror? You weirdo. If so, check out some of out other episodes, like Episode 20- "American Mary," Episode 29- "Re-Animator" or Episode 137- "Monkey Shines." Have you seen this one? Are you also mad at me? Please let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. And please, keep your own movie suggestions coming!  We

This week's episode is a request from our new pal Mealy Monster Land! Seriously, what does that mean? Please let us know, MML. Anyway, it's another wonderfully schlocky 80s movie- Night of the Comet from 1984. Special topics for your consideration include: a lack of both logic and resource-gathering, our own post-apocalyptic society plans, zombie movie punks, contemplating the outcome of the entire world farting at once and a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Do you like apocalyptic horror films? Check out some of our other episodes, such as Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 101- "28 Days Later," or Episode 173- "Dawn of the Dead" (the remake). Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Music used in this episode includes: Chumbawumba- "Tubth

In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested to us by listener Dakotah: the 2002 werewolf film "Dog Soldiers." Special topics for your consideration include: the mystery of meats, realizing you may be a jock, being lied to about whether this movie is a comedy, free range sausages, Danzig's Library and the wonders untold that it contains, and Paul Reiser. We've done a ton of werewolf movies, unsurprisingly. Check out Episode 46- "The Howling," Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London" and Episode 148- "Wolf Man." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. And please, keep those movie suggestions coming!  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're doing another listener suggestion from Brandon: the 1979 film "Tourist Trap," or as he so astutely points out, the actual film that "House of Wax" starring Paris Hilton was based on. Special topics for your consideration include: unmentioned psychic abilities, real facts about historical figure Davy Crockett, a fear of mannequins, the benefits of having multiple interests, DJ Chucky B and Lil Houdini and some solid escape advice (never take a break from running; never stop to hug a tree). Did you miss our "House of Wax" episode? Check it out, it's Episode 118. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

We're back to the Argento well this week with the 1975 giallo film "Deep Red," suggested to us by listener Dan G (how did we miss making a DANG joke? Because we're not that good, really). Special topics for your consideration include: smashing faces into glass, the pinnacle of inept police work, "Indian" wrestling?!, the effect of cutting like 1/3 of this movie, being super wiggy and seeing how many times we can say "giallo," obviously. Do you like Italian horror? Check out some of our other episodes: Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'Ultimo Squalo)", Episode 72- "The Beyond" and Episode 84- "Demons." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing another listener pick: the 1990 subterranean creature film "Tremors." Thanks to Hunter for suggesting it! Special topics for your consideration include: parentless teens, questions we have for Kevin Bacon, Lil Sluggie, Katie's type when it comes to men, our political views (you're welcome!) and our indignation at not having a Wikipedia page.  Do you like creature movies? Check out our previous episodes, such as Episode 38- "The Gate," Episode 127- "Slither," or Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon."  Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Boy oh boy, where to begin with this one? Well, you know we must still be doing listener appreciation episodes if we were willing to watch the 1978 film "The Alien Factor" as recommended by listener Dr. Horror Geek. Special topics for your consideration include: the pitfalls of writing, directing, producing and editing your own film, potentially contracting childhood diseases in adulthood, the Baltimore/Pittsburgh accent explored, acting prowess, how aliens work and the utter wailing of the psych rock band Atlantis. Like alien films? Check out Episode 2- "Without Warning," Episode 65- "Alien" or Episode 125- "Event Horizon." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcas

This week we're still listening to you (because we love you!) and reviewing a movie you recommended. We're talking about the 2015 horror comedy "Final Girls" thanks to listener neildoubleyou and here are some special topics for your consideration: Gymspiration just for you, we would do anything for love but we won't review that (please try to guess what "that" is), how methane gas works or doesn't work, being a mid-30s Gertie and therapy life hacks.  Did you miss our other meta horror movies? Check out Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Y

Our listener appreciation rock block continues this week with the 2014 Kevin Smith film "Tusk." This one is particularly appropriate because it's about this guy who got suuuuper rich and suuuuper famous through podcasting and-- hey, weird, us too! Special topics for your consideration include: getting schooled by Google, Mac vs. PC, a lesson in the German language from someone who does not speak the German language at all, Pete Rose deserves to be in the Hall of Fame goddamnit and Rob Zombie vs. Kevin Smith: a friend-off. Thanks to listener adamssbarry (not Adam Sbarro, sorry not sorry) for suggesting this one to us. Did you miss our other transformation films? (yes, I know this is a stretch.) Check out Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London," Episode 103- "The Fly" and Episode 148- "The Wolf Man." Have you seen "Tusk"? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "