Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we cave to a bit of EMT pressure and cover the 1992 Peter Jackson gorefest "Dead Alive" aka "Braindead." Special topics for your consideration include: the most requested film in a very short period of time, our respective thresholds for being completely grossed out, basing one's relationships on messages from tarot cards, cutie lil zombie baby, and the joy of kung fu priests.  Are you into gross stuff? Yeah, I bet you are, grosso! Check out our Hellraiser series with the original (Episode 51) and "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205) or maybe something even worse: Episode 181- "Tusk." Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we have a snack, write a song and do some bonus Mailbags! While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5yIiBQ5w6X29GWgf-xb2fA Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on

In this week's episode we take a voyage into our neighbor to the south, West Virginia, for the 2002 cryptid thriller (?) "Mothman Prophecies." Special topics for your consideration include: an AMA about Point Pleasant, the theoretical attractiveness of Richard Gere to women of a particular age, the Mothman's thirstiness, having a bridge phobia in a city full of bridges, the problem with conspiracy theories and the national treasure that is Laura Linney. We are 99% sure we've only ever done one other cryptid horror film, and that's Episode 93- "Ravenous."  Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play another game and do some bonus Mailbags! While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5yIiBQ5w6X29GWgf-xb2fA Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment

Before we get into this week's episode, we just want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for the kind words on our first YouTube video. We (or at least I [Katie]) legit cried reading your comments. You are all fantastic and we are so lucky to have you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.   And onto this week's episode! We are returning to Allen's loves of both the mid-80s and hair metal with the 1986 film "Witchboard" starring Tawny Kitaen of Whitesnake video fame. Special topics for your consideration include: the proper pronunciation of ouija ("WEEEE-JAAAAAH!"), the concept of reaching across the veil and asking the dead the dumbest possible questions, waterbeds: what/why?, more inappropriate funereal headwear, and the high highs and low lows of 80s hair.  Some of our favorite episodes of this show covered movies that were released in 1986. Check out Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," Episode 95- "April Fool's Day," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall" or perhaps our favori

In this week's episode, we're discussing one of Allen's fears (home invasions) and one of Katie's fears (having peaked in the 1990s) with the 2008 film "The Strangers." Special topics for your consideration include: HAPPY REX MANNING DAY!, what happens when you watch this movie in your office and get startled, preparedness for a home invasion, why you should always bring extra smokes, why you should always put your shoes on and c'mon Scott Speedman. Want to get down with some other home invasion films? You may like Episode 40- "You're Next," Episode 86- "Hush" or Episode 109- "The Purge." Also, brand new this week, check out our YouTube channel. WE MADE A MOVIE! No we didn't, we made 6 minutes of video, but you know, it feels significant to us. Find us by searching for "Werewolf Ambulance" on YouTube.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBA

In this week's episode, we're back to the Freddy well for the third installment of the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Dream Warriors" from 1987. Special topics for your consideration include: MOVIE PUNKS!, a new catchphrase for us, having to revise our opinions of Freddy Krueger, absolutely wonderful practical effects, a fiery debate about candy and the fact that neither of us can remember a single thing about "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child" despite having covered it on this podcast.  Are you interested in that episode? It's 121. You can also go back and listen to one of our very first episodes to hear us talk about the original "Nightmare on Elm Street"-- it's Episode 4. Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and please do because we genuinely love reading your messages! You can also review our podcast on Apple Podcasts or on your favorite podcast app and honestly, w

In this week's episode, we get nostalgic for the 90s and for Luke Perry in the 1992 film "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Special topics for your consideration include: Allen possibly outing himself as a sociopath, demanding that Delaware do better by its teens, trying to figure out Pike's deal, Pee-wee's raw deal and remembering some actors as...well, better than they actually are.  Are you into vampire comedies? You may enjoy Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows." You should probably also check out Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" for its sad, unintentional humor. Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. You can also review our podcast on Apple Podcasts or on your favorite podcast app and honestly, we'd like that a lot.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2018 Nicolas Cage film "Mandy." Special topics for your consideration include: ADA Michael Cutter, being either an ELO or a Blue Oyster Cult, living inside a D&D universe, the practicality of living in a river valley instead of a desert, a total celebration of Nicolas Cage and a very important question: is this the most heavy metal movie ever made? Are you a big Nic Cage fan? May we suggest Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost" or Episode 108- "The Wicker Man?" Or maybe you're super into cults-- check out Episode 19- "Kill List," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 59- "Children of the Corn, "Episode 158- "The Void" or Episode 172- "House of the Devil."  Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're shocked by just how distressing a horror movie meta-mockumentary film can be when we discuss "Behind the Mask- The Rise of Leslie Vernon" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: cameos appearances from some horror greats, post-credits sequences that actually work, linguistics lessons in our "Mailbag!" segment, horror tricks of the trade and some information about bees that will never, ever leave your brain. Sorry about that! Want to hear some more about meta horror films? Check out Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 182- "Final Girls" and Episode 228- "Scre4m." Also, we need some help from you-- a lot of you have suggested we do a YouTube episode, but we really don't think you want to sit and watch us discuss a dumb movie for 45 minutes. What would you like to see? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a

In this week's episode, we talk about Sam Elliott. Oh...and a movie, the 1972 eco-horror film "Frogs." Special topics for your consideration include: Sam Elliott's good looks, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, how much we want to hang out with Sam Elliott, and also not-very-menacing frogs, attire for swamp living, sweaty character actors and the importance of keeping a schedule at all costs.  Do you like horror movies where an animal is the bad guy? Allow us to recommend Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca," Episode 214- "Congo" and Episode 218- "Cujo." Man, animals are dicks. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating

This is not the scarecrow movie you're looking for (that's a Star Wars reference, see?) In this week's episode, Katie royally botches it by accidentally selecting a SyFy channel film, the 2013 made-for-TV movie "Scarecrow." Special topics for your consideration include: a new game for us to play called 'Random Note,' the efficacy and necessity of various school punishments, why on earth these people are talking so much, BETH!!! and being absolutely broken by a movie. Oh, and if you think you might know what movie featuring scarecrows we may have intended to do, let us know-- we're in the market for a good scarecrow film! Do you like the film "Mean Girls"? UM, OBVIOUSLY. Check out the other films we've done featuring actors from that movie: 107- "Jennifer's Body" with Amanda Seyfried and Episode 104- "I Know Who Killed Me" with the inimitable Lindsay Lohan.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolf

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1986 horror comedy "House." Special topics for your consideration include: excellent hair looks of the 1980s, unexplained mysteries of this particular house, confusion about how microwaves work, more beefs and deepening beefs, the pros of Fred Dekker's work and the cons of Stephen Miner's and Studio Katoween: giver of wonderful gifts! Check out their cool stuff here: https://www.storenvy.com/stores/879006-studio-katoween Is it possible that 1986 was the golden era of horror filmmaking? Here are the episodes we've done from that year: Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 147- "Critters," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall," Episode 180- "The Stuff," Episode 199- "Terrorvision" (our live show!), Episode 200- "Trick or Treat" and Episode 213- "Poltergeist II: The Other Side." YOWZA. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambula

This week we're doing an episode for us again-- the 1985 comedy "Clue: The Movie" (though we do some mental gymnastics to make it horror adjacent!) Special topics for your consideration include: a new podcast beef (always punch up), so many talented actors and also Lee Ving, "Masterpiece Mystery," a real gift for the game of "Clue" and the return of our favorite bell.  Do you like hearing us talk about non-horror films? You can check out Episode 76- "Days of Thunder," Episode 128- "Over the Top," Episode 170- "Roadhouse" or Episode 222- "Streetfighter." And hell, we also did "Love Actually" (Episode 209).   Hey, this week we're asking for a favor-- can you help out a fellow horror fan by taking the Queer for Fear survey? It's being administered by a PhD student who could really use your input on their dissertation. Go take the survey here: https://mmu.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/queerforfear Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulanc

Since we made so many of you angry with our rating of the "Suspiria" remake, we thought we'd give witches-who-run-an-educational-institution another go with the 2006 film "The Woods." Special topics for your consideration include: the garbage life of being a teen, a new name for Allen, fleshing out the plans for Boystreet, #saviniwatch2k19 and more witches! More school! More witch school! If you missed our previous witch school episodes, you can check out the original "Suspiria" (Episode 23) or the remake (Episode 232). Interested in more Lucky McKee? We also covered "All Cheerleaders Die" (Episode 71). Hey, this week we're asking for a favor-- can you help out a fellow horror fan by taking the Queer for Fear survey? It's being administered by a PhD student who could really use your input on their dissertation. Go take the survey here: https://mmu.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/queerforfear Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or

This week, everyone else has been talking about Chernobyl so why shouldn't we? Except instead of diving into a well-crafted, critically acclaimed HBO miniseries, we decided to discuss the 2012 dark tourism horror film "Chernobyl Diaries." Special topics for your consideration include: a new boy band that's just about to blow up called BOYSTREET, the first and ultimately last installment of our new segment "the Yakov Smirnoff minute," a film loosely based around Scooby Doo, a shocking plot revelation and autocorrect: it really does know you best.  Do you like...I don't know, travel & tourism horror movies? We can help you out! Check out Episode 15- "Blair Witch Project," Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London," Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses" or Episode 186- "Tourist Trap."  Hey, this week we're asking for a favor-- can you help out a fellow horror fan by taking the Queer for Fear survey? It's being administered by a PhD student who could really use your input on their dissertation. Go take the s

In this week's episode, we go all in on the 2018 remake of "Suspiria." We probably ought to warn you right here at the top, we reaaaally did not like it. Really. Special topics for your consideration include: too many plots (not enough resolution), auditioning to be a Cenobite, whether Radiohead is just Tool for non-Tool fans, a surprising amount of 'Jersey Shore' knowledge and "Peter Pan" explained to varying degrees of accuracy. Did you miss our episode on the original "Suspiria"?  It's Episode 23. How about our episodes on remakes? You could do worse than Episode 50- "The Blob," Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill," or one of our personal favorite episodes, Episode 108- "The Wicker Man." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Were

With the upcoming release of the new "Child's Play" film (boo?) and the fact that we've already discussed the sequel, "Child's Play 2" (yay!!), we decided it was high time we talked about the original-- 1988's "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: Chris Sarandon's sweater game and his perpetual hunkiness, surprisingly bleak films featuring children, first time viewings of a genre classic, Andy Barclay's criminal cuteness and a listener question that downright stumps us. Want more "Child's Play"? Of course you do! Listen to Episode 28 for the sequel. Want more Chris Sarandon? OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO. Catch him in Episode 22- "Fright Night" and Episode 146- "The Sentinel" (also recommended last week for the Jeff Goldblum connection!) Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you'

This week we're talking about some of the favorite actors of a certain co-host of Werewolf Ambulance: Jeff Goldblum and Donald Sutherland in the 1979 sci-fi/horror film remake "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Special topics for your consideration include a money-making enterprise to capitalize on our punk rock fame, the new mascot of Werewolf Ambulance (spoilers: it's Art Hindle), Leonard Nimoy's accessory choices, the wisdom to never trust an old guy with weed and Santa: the ultimate snitch. If you can't get enough Goldblum (and who could?), check out Episode 103- "The Fly" and Episode 146- "The Sentinel." Is Donald Sutherland more your jam? Then you may like Episode 47- "Don't Look Now." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Wer

In this week's episode, we are going deep into the sequels of a different franchise with the third (fourth?) installment of the "Evil Dead" films, "Army of Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: how bad fans can make a film franchise go bad, how bad movie etiquette can make a friendship go bad, some very topical "Game of Thrones" talk (no spoilers obvs, we don't watch that show), medicinal film enhancement and hunky hunky Bruce Campbell. Like horror comedies? We've covered a bunch, but you could start some of our favorites: Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie

This week we're discussing the final feature film directed by one of the masters, Wes Craven. Unfortunately, it has a numerical digit in the middle of a word so you that's a pretty good indication of how the film is going to go. We give you: "Scre4m" (or SCR-FOUR-M or Scream 4, it's fine). Special topics for your consideration include: summertime cookies, romance lost and found in the "Scream" franchise, more meta than the meta, that cool hip band the teens like (U2), blazers, Wu-Tang, Judy Greer and "Stab 7."  It's as good a time as any to check out our other Wes Craven films- Episode 4- "A Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs." Thanks so much to our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LIVE NOW!! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/323520698/arkham-relic-hunt Have you seen this one? What

AKA Sanguella, AKA The Island of the Living Dead, AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters, AKA Zombie, AKA Zombie The Dead Walk Among Us, AKA Gli Ultimi Zombi, AKA Woodoo, AKA L'Enfer de Zombies, AKA Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us and AKA Nightmare Island, this week we're talking about-- you guessed it-- a bananas Italian film. It's the 1979 Lucio Fulci vehicle "Zombi 2" and some special topics for your consideration include: How do boats work? But wait, how do radios work?, exceptionally terrible dubbing, epic eye trauma and a surprising connection to "Purple Rain." Like Italian horror? Check out the best of our weird Italian films: Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red" or Episode 215- "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie." We've got some really exciting stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LI