Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2018 Nicolas Cage film "Mandy." Special topics for your consideration include: ADA Michael Cutter, being either an ELO or a Blue Oyster Cult, living inside a D&D universe, the practicality of living in a river valley instead of a desert, a total celebration of Nicolas Cage and a very important question: is this the most heavy metal movie ever made? Are you a big Nic Cage fan? May we suggest Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost" or Episode 108- "The Wicker Man?" Or maybe you're super into cults-- check out Episode 19- "Kill List," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 59- "Children of the Corn, "Episode 158- "The Void" or Episode 172- "House of the Devil."  Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're shocked by just how distressing a horror movie meta-mockumentary film can be when we discuss "Behind the Mask- The Rise of Leslie Vernon" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: cameos appearances from some horror greats, post-credits sequences that actually work, linguistics lessons in our "Mailbag!" segment, horror tricks of the trade and some information about bees that will never, ever leave your brain. Sorry about that! Want to hear some more about meta horror films? Check out Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 182- "Final Girls" and Episode 228- "Scre4m." Also, we need some help from you-- a lot of you have suggested we do a YouTube episode, but we really don't think you want to sit and watch us discuss a dumb movie for 45 minutes. What would you like to see? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a

In this week's episode, we talk about Sam Elliott. Oh...and a movie, the 1972 eco-horror film "Frogs." Special topics for your consideration include: Sam Elliott's good looks, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, how much we want to hang out with Sam Elliott, and also not-very-menacing frogs, attire for swamp living, sweaty character actors and the importance of keeping a schedule at all costs.  Do you like horror movies where an animal is the bad guy? Allow us to recommend Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca," Episode 214- "Congo" and Episode 218- "Cujo." Man, animals are dicks. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating

This is not the scarecrow movie you're looking for (that's a Star Wars reference, see?) In this week's episode, Katie royally botches it by accidentally selecting a SyFy channel film, the 2013 made-for-TV movie "Scarecrow." Special topics for your consideration include: a new game for us to play called 'Random Note,' the efficacy and necessity of various school punishments, why on earth these people are talking so much, BETH!!! and being absolutely broken by a movie. Oh, and if you think you might know what movie featuring scarecrows we may have intended to do, let us know-- we're in the market for a good scarecrow film! Do you like the film "Mean Girls"? UM, OBVIOUSLY. Check out the other films we've done featuring actors from that movie: 107- "Jennifer's Body" with Amanda Seyfried and Episode 104- "I Know Who Killed Me" with the inimitable Lindsay Lohan.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolf

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1986 horror comedy "House." Special topics for your consideration include: excellent hair looks of the 1980s, unexplained mysteries of this particular house, confusion about how microwaves work, more beefs and deepening beefs, the pros of Fred Dekker's work and the cons of Stephen Miner's and Studio Katoween: giver of wonderful gifts! Check out their cool stuff here: https://www.storenvy.com/stores/879006-studio-katoween Is it possible that 1986 was the golden era of horror filmmaking? Here are the episodes we've done from that year: Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 147- "Critters," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall," Episode 180- "The Stuff," Episode 199- "Terrorvision" (our live show!), Episode 200- "Trick or Treat" and Episode 213- "Poltergeist II: The Other Side." YOWZA. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambula

This week we're doing an episode for us again-- the 1985 comedy "Clue: The Movie" (though we do some mental gymnastics to make it horror adjacent!) Special topics for your consideration include: a new podcast beef (always punch up), so many talented actors and also Lee Ving, "Masterpiece Mystery," a real gift for the game of "Clue" and the return of our favorite bell.  Do you like hearing us talk about non-horror films? You can check out Episode 76- "Days of Thunder," Episode 128- "Over the Top," Episode 170- "Roadhouse" or Episode 222- "Streetfighter." And hell, we also did "Love Actually" (Episode 209).   Hey, this week we're asking for a favor-- can you help out a fellow horror fan by taking the Queer for Fear survey? It's being administered by a PhD student who could really use your input on their dissertation. Go take the survey here: https://mmu.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/queerforfear Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulanc

Since we made so many of you angry with our rating of the "Suspiria" remake, we thought we'd give witches-who-run-an-educational-institution another go with the 2006 film "The Woods." Special topics for your consideration include: the garbage life of being a teen, a new name for Allen, fleshing out the plans for Boystreet, #saviniwatch2k19 and more witches! More school! More witch school! If you missed our previous witch school episodes, you can check out the original "Suspiria" (Episode 23) or the remake (Episode 232). Interested in more Lucky McKee? We also covered "All Cheerleaders Die" (Episode 71). Hey, this week we're asking for a favor-- can you help out a fellow horror fan by taking the Queer for Fear survey? It's being administered by a PhD student who could really use your input on their dissertation. Go take the survey here: https://mmu.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/queerforfear Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or

This week, everyone else has been talking about Chernobyl so why shouldn't we? Except instead of diving into a well-crafted, critically acclaimed HBO miniseries, we decided to discuss the 2012 dark tourism horror film "Chernobyl Diaries." Special topics for your consideration include: a new boy band that's just about to blow up called BOYSTREET, the first and ultimately last installment of our new segment "the Yakov Smirnoff minute," a film loosely based around Scooby Doo, a shocking plot revelation and autocorrect: it really does know you best.  Do you like...I don't know, travel & tourism horror movies? We can help you out! Check out Episode 15- "Blair Witch Project," Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London," Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses" or Episode 186- "Tourist Trap."  Hey, this week we're asking for a favor-- can you help out a fellow horror fan by taking the Queer for Fear survey? It's being administered by a PhD student who could really use your input on their dissertation. Go take the s

In this week's episode, we go all in on the 2018 remake of "Suspiria." We probably ought to warn you right here at the top, we reaaaally did not like it. Really. Special topics for your consideration include: too many plots (not enough resolution), auditioning to be a Cenobite, whether Radiohead is just Tool for non-Tool fans, a surprising amount of 'Jersey Shore' knowledge and "Peter Pan" explained to varying degrees of accuracy. Did you miss our episode on the original "Suspiria"?  It's Episode 23. How about our episodes on remakes? You could do worse than Episode 50- "The Blob," Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill," or one of our personal favorite episodes, Episode 108- "The Wicker Man." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Were

With the upcoming release of the new "Child's Play" film (boo?) and the fact that we've already discussed the sequel, "Child's Play 2" (yay!!), we decided it was high time we talked about the original-- 1988's "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: Chris Sarandon's sweater game and his perpetual hunkiness, surprisingly bleak films featuring children, first time viewings of a genre classic, Andy Barclay's criminal cuteness and a listener question that downright stumps us. Want more "Child's Play"? Of course you do! Listen to Episode 28 for the sequel. Want more Chris Sarandon? OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO. Catch him in Episode 22- "Fright Night" and Episode 146- "The Sentinel" (also recommended last week for the Jeff Goldblum connection!) Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you'

This week we're talking about some of the favorite actors of a certain co-host of Werewolf Ambulance: Jeff Goldblum and Donald Sutherland in the 1979 sci-fi/horror film remake "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Special topics for your consideration include a money-making enterprise to capitalize on our punk rock fame, the new mascot of Werewolf Ambulance (spoilers: it's Art Hindle), Leonard Nimoy's accessory choices, the wisdom to never trust an old guy with weed and Santa: the ultimate snitch. If you can't get enough Goldblum (and who could?), check out Episode 103- "The Fly" and Episode 146- "The Sentinel." Is Donald Sutherland more your jam? Then you may like Episode 47- "Don't Look Now." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Wer

In this week's episode, we are going deep into the sequels of a different franchise with the third (fourth?) installment of the "Evil Dead" films, "Army of Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: how bad fans can make a film franchise go bad, how bad movie etiquette can make a friendship go bad, some very topical "Game of Thrones" talk (no spoilers obvs, we don't watch that show), medicinal film enhancement and hunky hunky Bruce Campbell. Like horror comedies? We've covered a bunch, but you could start some of our favorites: Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie

This week we're discussing the final feature film directed by one of the masters, Wes Craven. Unfortunately, it has a numerical digit in the middle of a word so you that's a pretty good indication of how the film is going to go. We give you: "Scre4m" (or SCR-FOUR-M or Scream 4, it's fine). Special topics for your consideration include: summertime cookies, romance lost and found in the "Scream" franchise, more meta than the meta, that cool hip band the teens like (U2), blazers, Wu-Tang, Judy Greer and "Stab 7."  It's as good a time as any to check out our other Wes Craven films- Episode 4- "A Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs." Thanks so much to our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LIVE NOW!! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/323520698/arkham-relic-hunt Have you seen this one? What

AKA Sanguella, AKA The Island of the Living Dead, AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters, AKA Zombie, AKA Zombie The Dead Walk Among Us, AKA Gli Ultimi Zombi, AKA Woodoo, AKA L'Enfer de Zombies, AKA Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us and AKA Nightmare Island, this week we're talking about-- you guessed it-- a bananas Italian film. It's the 1979 Lucio Fulci vehicle "Zombi 2" and some special topics for your consideration include: How do boats work? But wait, how do radios work?, exceptionally terrible dubbing, epic eye trauma and a surprising connection to "Purple Rain." Like Italian horror? Check out the best of our weird Italian films: Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red" or Episode 215- "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie." We've got some really exciting stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LI

In this week's episode, we get ourselves to the movie theater and see the new Jordan Peele film "Us." Have you guys heard about this movie? We heard a couple people talking about it. Anyway, we're going to spoil it, so see it before you listen if you plan to see it at all. Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of theories about this film (including one very close to our podcast!), the state of modern day horror, chasing the scare dragon, memes, stans and some *light* blasphemy.  Did you miss our episode on "Get Out"? If so, it's Episode 124.  We've got some really exciting stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. They'll be running a Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, beginning May 2nd. THAT'S THIS WEEK! Get more information at https://www.facebook.com/SquamousStudios/ Also, wanna see us live? You can catch us at Rate/Review/Subscribe/Imbibe on May 7th, 7p

After last week's harrowing journey into "Hereditary," we decided to lighten it up a little this week with the 1988 horror-adjacent comedy "Beetlejuice." One note: we had mentioned making this a kid-friendly (no swearing episode) but...we did not. Sorry, it's explicit. Special topics for your consideration include: Pittsburgh (and national) treasure Michael Keaton, utilizing this film's therapeutic qualities, questionable Halloween costume ideas, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," consequences for being a grosso and a shocking discovery about the screenwriter of this movie.  Yinz into Tim Burton? Somehow we've only managed to do one other film of his: Episode 106- "Sleepy Hollow." Into Geena Davis?? Check out Episode 103- "The Fly." We've got some stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. They'll be running a Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, beginning May 2nd. Go see what t

Oh EMTs. Are you ready for this week's episode? We watched the 2018 gutwrencher "Hereditary" and lived to tell the tale. Special topics for your consideration include: an extreme bummer of a film, thoughts on extraterrestrial existence, family traumas, particular opinions on Robin Williams and further, the Jumanji franchise and some fun interludes to break up the sadness. Do you love Toni Collette? Check out some of her horror catalog: Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense" and Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're rejoined by a previous guest: our pal/husband and yours (but not really your husband, that would be weird), Rob! He's here to discuss his pick which has been given the dubious distinction of being the second worst Civil War movie of all time: 1982's "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates." It's free on Amazon if you're a Prime subscriber.  Special topics for your consideration include: the season in which this film is set (WHICH IS IT? No one knows), Baltimore accents, having a stealing friend that you still hang out with, insensitive names and actual facts about the actual American Civil War.  Did you miss Rob's first appearance? You can catch him in Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project." We're not even going to ask you if you'd seen this one before because why would you have? But if you've seen it now, how mad at us are you? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfamb

You guys, we are so excited for our annual April Fools Day episode where we talk about an absolutely bananas non-horror movie and by god, this year's movie is no exception. Special topics include...well, a lot of cocaine and what you can and can't do in Thailand. You have to listen to the episode to find out the rest.  Also...THIS CONCLAVE IS OVER! Did you miss our previous years' April Fools episodes? Check them out: Episode 76- "Days of Thunder," Episode 128- "Over the Top," Episode 170- "Roadhouse" and even though it's not an April Fools episode, go ahead and listen to Episode 209- "Love Actually" anyway. As always, thank you for humoring us and we love you guys. Hope you enjoy it. And as always, thank you to the exceptional Justin Gray (www.burntobuild.com) for the amazing updated logo for this episode.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "

In this week's episode, we get into one of the best (?) of the 90's slashers: "Urban Legend." Special topics for your consideration include: the halcyon days of snopes.com, bouncy bouncy hair, goth internet, hometown urban legends, 90s looks that didn't come back, 90s actors that didn't come back and doubtful literacy. Big fan of 90s slashers? Check out some of our older episodes, like Episode 8- "I Know What You Did Last Summer," Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 201- "Halloween: H20." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.