Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim

Sex! Now that I have your attention, The Bible! Combining the two- There is A LOT of sex in this one. Jacob gets two wives and Spoiler Alert: Bangs them and their slaves - for years at a time. Get ready to flick the bean to God’s word this week on Bryn Reads The Bible to Tim! Download Here or check us on iTunes

This week on Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim, some of the wackiest pranks in the whole Bible! Issac, chip off the ol’ block, pulls the Wife/Sister switcheroo one (hopefully last) time. And Jacob goes to disgusting and horrifying lengths to prank his blind dying father and his hideous freak brother. Oh, and there’s a lady named Basemath - it’s implied she’s a real bitch. Download here or check us on iTunes.

After last week’s hiatus, we are back reading the Bible with a vengeance! Ancient customs discussed - Jamming noserings into strange women’s faces. Giving a business partner’s dick a quick tug to make a deal. Also - Lost fans take note! Two horrific twins are born- Jacob and Esau. Star Wars fans take note - Esau is a Wookie. Download here, or check us on iTunes.

This is an up and down week for Abraham. He gets a lot of new sheep and slaves, thanks to Mobster God and the ol’ sister/wife switcheroo. But, God gives him the biggest arbitrary test of loyalty so far… Kill his only son! Well, the only son that he hasn’t gotten rid of already. Oh and Sarah dies. Download here Or check us on iTunes

Sodom and Gomorrah. We all know this story, God hates gay people so he destroys a town full of them, right? Wrong! God’s buddies head there and the town wants to rape them. THE WHOLE TOWN WANTS TO RAPE THESE TWO MEN. It just gets more insane from there and ends in a dark, dark place. Hold on to your foreskins, Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim is back with a vengeance! Download here or check us on iTunes

This week we meet Abram and his wife Sarai. They wander around the desert a lot because God wants them to. Oh, but they also use God as hired muscle in a weird prostitution/extortion racket. It’s an especially giggly episode of Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim! Download here or check us on iTunes

The conclusion and WEIRD epilogue to Noah and his family’s horrible journey on the ark. Note: This one has nudity and getting wasted in it! Download here or check us on iTunes!

The Bible continues! Angel rape creates giants that God hates, Noah is the only one God likes (even though he doesn’t know what a door is) and humanity’s last hope embarks on a shit filled tar covered floating death trap for almost an entire school year! Download it here Check us on iTunes