Irish Examiner

I'M so woke, I wear two masks when I go out. They’re €40 a pop, because I’m from Ballintemple.....My nephew in Kerry is big into alien conspiracy theories. We call him Yerra-Ya 51. I said, 'Are you wearing a mask in shops'? He said, 'I am and I amn’t'. #NoStraightAnswersInKerry.....It’s getting vicious on our WhatsApp group, Stunning Douglas Road Moms Who Judge Kids Based on Their Parents’ Income....... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.