Somebody Wrote This

The sun, the surf, palms trees nodding gently in the tropical breeze, laser discs and well-oiled sex slaves whimpering...Welcome to the all-inclusive resort you'll wish you'd never heard of, The Club, from Exit to Eden by Anne Rice (or Anne Rampling). Kelly and Lexi are joined by Fiona; this is her first dirty book and they are so very, very sorry. There's the usual (Lexi's Confusion Corner, Unacceptable Euphemisms) and some brand-new horrors to contend with (butter and cinnamon), but we can guarantee that you'll feel what the French call a frisson of disgust somewhere along the way.