W3 Thr33 Tr0lls

You’re on your lunch break, scrolling through your phone, killing time before you go back to the grind. You leave a salty comment on a stranger’s selfie, chuckle to yourself and head back to work. Upon entering your cubicle you are informed that you must clean out your desk and leave immediately; you’ve been fired! Someone took offense to your salty facebook comment and contacted your employer. Riding the subway home you wonder what you’re going to tell the missus; turns out it’s not an issue cos you return to an empty home and a note from your wife explaining she got a call from someone on your Facebook and now she’s left you. At least she didn’t take the TV…you turn it on and see your own face staring back at you; the news is doing a special report on what a creepy asshole you are. You switch off the TV, slip in the earbuds, switch on W3 Thr33 Tr0lls and slip the noose around your neck; you kick the chair over just in time to narrowly avoid being lynched by the townsfolk with pitchforks who swarm into your