Archie And Reg

Ho Ho Ho. But enough about your Mum.Seasons greetings from the club where we find Reg trying to spread a little Christmas cheer. Well we can't be having any of that!Later thoughts turn to the miracle birth that happened so many years ago. But did Reg really have to watch the conception? Archie is, naturally, outraged.All this can only mean one thing- a letter must be written to the PM. But is Archie correct? Does this letter actually reveal that Reg is a bestial pervert?Probably.