Rude Tudors

In this episode, Liz and Nicole scroll through almanacs, the internet of the Renaissance. Find out when the best time to harvest, bathe, and purge, among other major life events. Highlights include: the almanac as OG internet; witchy woo-woo secret knowledge; Mr. Bucky Balls, a beaver from Narnia; discovering the zodiac sign of your greatest enemy; hitting the snooze button on a rooster; when to duck and cover from the eclipse; Steve Jobs seeing the future from heaven; black magic feminism; talking smack about the weather man; knowing the right time to bathe; what stink lines are made of; hot bodies being overmuch haunted; having two baths a year; Anal Tarts, part of a balanced breakfast; Capricorn’s governance of the crack; taking a razor to a literary anthology. Plus, singing the Wack Translation of “Greensleeves.” Send us pics of your pets via Twitter or Facebook to get involved in Cat Hamlet! rudetudors.com @rudetudors