Rude Tudors

Jeah! It’s a new episode in which the less-than-sacred memory of Christopher Columbus is thoroughly trashed. Highlights include Nicole’s bizarre historical cosplay; cool and exotic coconut drinks; historical revisionism, crotchety old people, and Facebook rants; the impossibility of discovering inhabited landmasses; Viking and Celtic people representing Europe back in the day; nicknames for ships, like the Girl, the Ho, and the Virgin; how to refrigerate 60 pounds of fresh flan; corpses, the Renaissance building material and insulation of choice; mixing up Ferdinand and Isabella with Rodrigo y Isabella; historical X-Files; kidnapping is bad form, not that Columbo cares; and much more! Also, check out Fake Geek Girl Productions’ new webseries, Debcam. rudetudors.com @rudetudors