Pat & Stu

-Venezuela has continued to plummet into chaos as its socialist policies have led to its starving citizens taking on a “Maduro” diet and eating flamingos to stay alive. Eighty-two percent of Venezuelans currently live below the poverty line, so we can pretty clearly discern that things have only gotten worse since the death of Hugo Chavez.-The guys wonder if the birds taste like cotton candy… They certainly look good enough to eat... or is that thought discriminatory?Listen to Pat & Stu for FREE on TheBlaze Radio Network from 5p-7p ET, Mon. through Fri. www.theblaze.com/radioTwitter: @PatandStuFacebook: PatandStu Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices