Mildly Offensive

Can you believe we're back at it again? AND KIKI WOKE UP W THE BIRDS TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS ARMIE HAMMER. She did that. Then we get into Jonah Hill sightings, how nothing good ever happens (and why would it), our dream cast for the future film about the Thai soccer players, and Greta Gerwig's Little Women (which is basically Tag but for girls). I never remember if I write these in the first or third person but in this one, I am writing in the first person :) Oh also! Bend it Like Beckham HOLDS UP! Mary Beth's Instagram Kyra's Instagram