Professional Contestants

Greetings, young Padawan! Three rules, the Jedi have. DON’T hit Mom with your laser sword. DON’T fall to the Dark Side. DON’T hit Dad with your laser sword.* *It’s okay to hit Dad with your laser sword. Zach defends the Phantom Menace, Jared defends smoking, and Adam is unsure on whom to chop. Talking Points Include: Everybody Gets a Star War, Return of The Summer of Summers, Kids' Prizes, Becoming Cool Evil Ambassadors, Dark Side Make Over, Jedi Signing Day, Smoking is Cool