Far Off Places

"There are two things you should know when facing down a leopard. One: Don't run. Two: Don't run. And three, which I know I didn't mention earlier, but am going to list anyway because facing down a leopard does strange things to structured thoughts: don't think of that crazy friend of yours who calls leopards "Leo (after that Titanic heartthrob) - pard (you know, like padre)," as though he's been on first name basis with these dark-spotted, sandy-haired, long-tailed and entirely too-sharp-clawed animals since they were in diapers." -Pallavi Rao Short prose and bad jokes from the inimitable Pallavi Rao. Read by the superlative Ceris Aston and hosted by [insert adjective here] Annie Rutherford. Oh, and we have orange mints. Music courtesy of Gurdenark.