Meyer For President

What are my chances of doing well in the election? The winner of the last two elections was less qualified than I am, had fewer solutions to offer than I do, and had a proven record of failure - starting with his tenure with the Texas Rangers baseball team. His brother was a major contributor to the bank collapse that resulted from their father's policies - policies that caused his father to be fired for his failings. I have more to offer than the current President, I ought to stand a chance.