News Roundup

Started with that crazy stabbing of the Brazilian presidential candidate that almost killed him. Then I hit the 82nd airborne sex scandal involving one of the first female infantrymen, and the Mueller investigation gets a guy a whole two weeks in jail. Plus a VA scammer, stupid Obama gets involved in the midterms, and the threat from Chinese espionage grows. Also a guys tries to bang a dying beaver. Music: Godsmack/"I stand alone"