News Roundup

Got going this week with the disappearance of that Saudi journalist/dissident and his suspected dismemberment. Then explored Kanye West's Trump meeting, and the overall shittiness with how the media treated him. Then a medieval reenactor impaled himself on his own lance, Hurricane Michael devastates panhandle, John Kelly got into a fight with a ChiCom drone, and a dude in New Zealand banged a cow while getting penetrated by a miniature horse. Music: Kanye West/"Mercy"