Good Night

Simple is good. Big Louie has come up with a simple answer to which side we should back in the middle-east. He says, "We should sell guns, rockets, tanks, jet fighters and nuclear bombs only to factions that promise to use them for peaceful purposes." Big Louie has such a way of explaining life's big questions simply and accurately. For example, here's Big Louie's Ten Tips for what Eternity feels like: #10 - Waiting for the stoplight to change when you've spotted a parking spot right across the intersection. #9- The second hour of a Monopoly game. #8- House breaking a new puppy. #7- Looking for a freeway exit when you realize you're going in the wrong direction. #6 - Keeping a smile on your face waiting for the shutter to click. #5- Waiting for a tow truck to show up. #4- Listening for the sound of a key in the lock at 2 AM. #3- Waiting for the results of a pregnancy test. #2- 20 minutes of aerobic exercise. #1- Trying to find a six cents error in your checking account. All simple insi