Good Night

I was a little concerned after last week's podcast in which I revealed Big Louie's All Purpose Answer to the Three Deadly Questions all women ask, because it gave guys a huge advantage. I was afraid I'd find my Lady Wonder Wench carefully reading our wedding license looking for loopholes. As smart as she is, I don't think even my Lady Wonder Wench has really come to grips with how completely basic Louie Louie Generation guys are. I doesn't matter what we're doing...giving a presidential press conference...batting in the last of the ninth, bases loaded, your team three runs down seventh game of the world series...landing an airliner with 400 people aboard during a hurricane and one engine on fire...there's a constant thought going around in our heads... Me want food. Me see woman with food. Me want woman too. It's our testosterone that does this to us. I explained about testosterone on page 69 in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. I quote, "A guy's brain is swimming in a sea of testosterone, which gives