Good Night

I have a couple of New Years wishes for you. New Year's wish #1 is "May your troubles this year last as long as your last year's New Year's resolutions." Lots of troubles are caused by simple confusion. For example, I was asking a woman on the phone about the status of an order from Amazon. She was taking a while and she said, "Please bear with me." I was shocked. I said, "I can't bare with YOU...I'm a happily married man." Confusion. I was using my credit card at a drug store, and the machine said "Swipe card." I didn't have to swipe a card, I already had one. More confusion. I saw an ad for a British web site that was selling land on Mars and Venus for 29 Pounds/ acre. They are now probably trying to get the rights to selling the Brooklyn Bridge. Confusion. A bunch of very bad guys are getting us very confused right now about much more serious stuff. Big Louie, the head guy of the Louie Louie Generation says, "Always speak up, even if your voice is shaking." It's in my book Staying Happy Healthy and Hot