Good Night

Gotta get my back back in whack...according to Dr. D the Chiropractor. He says I have not been straight with you sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room. In fact he claims I have been tilting to the right for some time...not politically...personally. He also says I am heavier on the right side than on the left. By a lot. And one leg is longer than the other. That's weird. To understand what happened next it would help if you try to remember that old song about..." the ankle bone is connected to the hip bone"...and all the way up your body to your head bone. And also try to remember the skiing video about "The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat," because those two ideas explain what happened when my feet hit the floor getting out of bed this morning. My feet bounced up around my neck, and the mouth part of my head bone popped wide open and made a very loud noise which expressed quite clearly in words of four letters the agony of de-feat. It was clearly D