Trentus Magnus Punches Reality

In this week's ball-rocking episode, Magnus feels like talking about absolutely nothing. Before poor Tom Panarese has even realized what's happened, he finds himself roped into long, meandering discussions about music, the art of the mix, how rock music fans have a strange habit of reflecting their band of choice's personality traits and other minutiae. For the click bait-fixated, "Magnus said *WHAT* about Eddie Van Halen?!" Because of the endless cascade of guitar solos and concert memories this week, there's just no time for Magnus to soak up adoration from the teeming hordes of unwashed masses. Notwithstanding though, you lowly beggars and miscreants shouldn't feel left out. You commoners and simpletons are always welcome to pay your pathetic attempt at tribute to Magnus. DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept bribes to present your meager missives to your wise leader. The email address to use is excellency@trentusmagnus.com, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the