Trentus Magnus Punches Reality

In this week's ball-stabbing episode, Magnus wraps up Phase One of the Smallville retrospective. In this week's adventure, Talisman, Forsaken and Covenant from the Mighty Season 3 are all analyzed to borderline pornographic extremes. Plot lines are put under the microscope, character arcs are combed through, everything gets dropped into a blender and put on Puree and all in all Smallville Phase One has been officially subjected to a degree of analysis and critique that nobody has ever attempted before. Many revelations are made in this batch of episodes, not least of which being current goings on with Lex's investigation of the Kent family in general and Clark in particular. But the best is yet to come! Yes, beginning in April the spotlight falls on Smallville Phase Two beginning with the dreaded season 4. For those determined to ruin the Internet for everyone else by perpetuating click-bait on Facebook, "Magnus said *WHAT* about KFC?!" Due to the avalanche of ass-kickery, unfortunately there was just no time