Trentus Magnus Punches Reality

In this week's ball-grabbing episode, Magnus begins Phase Two of the Smallville retrospective. In this week's adventure, His Excellency Magnus talks about the dreaded fourth season premiere, Crusade. No, really! That's it! Just one episode! Talking just about Crusade uses up all the time Magnus had for this week. So what could possibly take one hour, three minutes and thirty-three seconds? Well, there's only one way to get the answer to that, eh? During Smallville Phase One, the policy was to guard against spoilers. But that's going straight down the tubes for the dreaded fourth season retrospective as the decree has been handed down from on high that the dreaded season four's story points are mostly not worth protecting. The word "mostly" is a tell. There is one spoiler that your leader can only stomach talking about just once. But all other spoilers are fair game this season. For those determined to ruin the Internet for everyone else by perpetuating click-bait on Facebook, "You won't believe what Magnus sa