Trentus Magnus Punches Reality

In this week's ball-blinding episode, Magnus continues the ongoing progression of the unfolding of the protracted furthering of Tremendous Bendis Weekly. Y'see, boys and girls, Brian Michael Bendis, though widely popular, has his share of detractors. The potential causes are almost too numerous to mention: his writing style, his prolificacy or his wanton fixation for really freaking long storytelling. I mean, seriously, the guy could hardly be accused of writing for the trade anymore; at one point, it was more like he was writing for the omnibus. Or it's possible that some of the summer of our Bendis discontent is the product of all those things happening at once simultaneously in concert with each other together all at the same time! Whatever the case, a lot of comic mavens bristle merely at the name "Brian Michael Bendis" in the writer's credit. This sort of thing is a bit trendy on the Internet. Or it was at one time, anyway. But Magnus is having none of it, ladies and gentlemen! Yes indeed, kiddos, while