College Stories

“Weezer Stole My Girlfriend!” – Josiah Madigan, Harvard Freshman, 1997. What happens when an actual rockstar (Rivers Cuomo) steals your girlfriend? If you’re Josiah, you start a one-man Weezer boycott, post-Pinkerton, knocking the band down from a level they would never regain. Elizabeth’s breakup involves a full weekend in Vegas, and making her ex-boyfriend hang out...